My guess, EW is still in his teens or thereabouts.<quoted text>Yeah we know, ancient people like me just seem to have all the answers don't we. Maybe you will too, someday.
I hope you live as long as I have already, and if it's half as great as my life has been, you will probably be so tired you will voluntarily exit out on that second half. It does take some stamina and wherewithal to walk the planet like I've done in less than six decades.
Do you think you are up for a half century of really living?
The alternative, is that he's suffered a serious head injury somewhere along the line, and only acts like a pre-teen because of that.
Either way certainly fits the available evidence.