That's pretty evil....I'd say , "Drunk Sarah Palin" ..evil..How about sacrificing your daughter in flames to Yahweh/Jesus?
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Since: May 12
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That's pretty evil....I'd say , "Drunk Sarah Palin" ..evil.. |
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Since: May 12
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Good God ..Man ..!!!..Have you never heard of "sugar coating" ?..You don't have to be brutally honest ..!! hey,"RHill" when your child asked about Christmas ,did you bring up the subject of religion ...?? |
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Since: May 12
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I'll have to bring this up ,next Bible Study ...as my little sister is at that age ,where she is getting into my stuff ...and, wants to play princess ....ALL THE TIME....!! |
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Since: Mar 11
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You just made Jesus frown EW's number four screen name :(
He enjoyed that sacrifice trannie licker.
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Since: Mar 11
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You should trannie licker I am surprised you haven't made any burnt offerings of children to your ancient Palestinian God before now. As you light her screaming body on fire remind her she is helping you get closer to Jesus who made the universe during the Bronze Age.
After all the times she-males have used you as a spunk spittoon you need all the help you can get. :)
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“Blue Collar Philosopher” Since: Nov 08
Texas, USA |
Actually ... Santa, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Jesus / God all have something in common ... lot of stories, not much action. I let 'em draw their own conclusions. It's really not Rocket Science. Both my daughters went to Xtian school and Sunday School / church for a good part of their lives. I answered any question put to me honestly. Nobody around here seems interested in church or religion, except my ex-Catholic wife, who is somewhat dismayed. She's an "ex" only because the One True Church won't have her anymore for marrying a heathen. Kind of sad really ... I have no objection to her pursuing whatever religion that floats her boat. |
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“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!” Since: May 09
Earth,TX |
Does he own the Civil war battle sites? No, but cooking them is acceptable in some cultures. |
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Since: May 12
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Well, we'll have to disagree on this point . |
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Since: May 12
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no..I don't .....I used to be rich , but, it all went up my nose ... |
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Since: May 12
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You monster ...Did your tell your little princesses, that...Santa and the Tooth fairy ...were fake..? |
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“There are other issues.” Since: May 09
Location hidden |
I guess your wife made Jesus frown but she sure makes a lot of men smile. |
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“Blue Collar Philosopher” Since: Nov 08
Texas, USA |
Actually ... no. I tried to maintain the illusion as long as possible. It is, after all, the "magic" of childhood. All the "magic" there is in the world in fact. |
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Since: Mar 11
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Even the NT celebrates Jephtha for making a burnt offering sacrifice out of his daughter. Look as you set the child on fire just call out.. Oh great father in heaven Jesus this is for you.
That will let Jesus know you are merely following the teachings in his bible and he will have to give you bonus points for heaven right? Get on it oh lover of she-males.
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Since: May 12
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I'm Catholic ....Church doctrine say's .."We make Jesus frown all the time !" .. |
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Since: May 12
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magic is "not" real....???...Crap..!!!...I just wasted $25 on "Givemeliberty" voodoo doll...! |
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Since: May 12
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The Israelite's were punished for sacrificing their children ...... Murdering offspring is a "no no" (even, if they resemble tadpoles or "sea monkeys" at the time..) |
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“Blue Collar Philosopher” Since: Nov 08
Texas, USA |
Voodoo works ... on people who believe in voodoo. You always got to let the "victim" know ... which you just did. Feel any pins and needles Givemeliberty?? |
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“Blue Collar Philosopher” Since: Nov 08
Texas, USA |
Catholic? Then, I pity you. One of Mankind's greatest inventions dedicated to human misery. My old lady is full of regrets ... "Oh, my kid's will never know the Rosary!" or "Oh, my kid's will never know ______ or _______!" <fill in the blanks>. My Mother-in-law, quite literally, considers my kids "illegitimate" and our 27 year marriage meaningless and void cuz we weren't married "in the church". Ridiculous. |
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“Blue Collar Philosopher” Since: Nov 08
Texas, USA |
And punished to this day for murdering Jesus. Them Israelite's, they bad, real bad. They've been hounded through History for their sins. Can't let them, or rape victims, or pregnant teenagers ... get away with murdering offspring!!! Hell ... there's still a few spots left on Earth not fouled by humans yet!!! Got to keep growing, got to keep moving, got to keep reproducing!!! Says so right there in the Good Book!! |
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“Blue Collar Philosopher” Since: Nov 08
Texas, USA |
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Don't you think it's time for the Catholic Church to revisit their policies on birth control and abortion? I know the human population explosion is not THEIR fault. It's God's fault for making whoopie so much fun!! So much fun in fact, no amount of religion inspired guilt has managed to slow us down. You know ... the religious part of our brains has screwed the world up so bad, I don't know if the intelligent part can fix it anymore. Biblical authors, with their "go forth and be plentiful" crap really screwed the pooch. You would have thought God, in his infinite wisdom and all-seeing omniscience would have seen this coming. Maybe learned from some of the other planets he screwed up before he got to us. Maybe dropped a few hints like an eleventh commandment ...#11: Two or three kids is PLENTY people. But he didn't. Further proof of his non-existence. |
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