Pastors Failed To Resurrect A Dead Boy

Pastors Failed To Resurrect A Dead Boy

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Since: Feb 11

Pale Blue Dot

#1 Feb 6, 2013
Pastors Asks For Forgiveness After Failing To Resurrect A Dead Boy

http://www.spyghana.com/pastors-asks-for-forg...

"MOURNERS at a funeral wake of a 15-year-old-boy in Gweru were left speechless when a team of pastors stormed the house and started praying over the body in a bid to resurrect him....."

This is a great case of superstition gone haywire.
Thinking

Gillingham, UK

#2 Feb 6, 2013
The priest kept pumping that child in its dead arse, all to no avail... He is now a catholic.
MrDesoto1 wrote:
Pastors Asks For Forgiveness After Failing To Resurrect A Dead Boy
http://www.spyghana.com/pastors-asks-for-forg...
"MOURNERS at a funeral wake of a 15-year-old-boy in Gweru were left speechless when a team of pastors stormed the house and started praying over the body in a bid to resurrect him....."
This is a great case of superstition gone haywire.

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#3 Feb 7, 2013
Delusional religious thinking leads to such incidents.
Adam

Stoke-on-trent, UK

#4 Feb 7, 2013
Thinking wrote:
The priest kept pumping that child in its dead arse, all to no avail... He is now a catholic.
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I think this is quite a revolting comment. I would question if you would have a sound mind to make such a comment.
Thinking

Gillingham, UK

#5 Feb 7, 2013
You'll change your mind again next week. You do that a lot.
Adam wrote:
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I think this is quite a revolting comment. I would question if you would have a sound mind to make such a comment.

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#6 Feb 7, 2013
MrDesoto1 wrote:
Pastors Asks For Forgiveness After Failing To Resurrect A Dead Boy

http://www.spyghana.com/pastors-asks-for-forg...

"MOURNERS at a funeral wake of a 15-year-old-boy in Gweru were left speechless when a team of pastors stormed the house and started praying over the body in a bid to resurrect him....."

This is a great case of superstition gone haywire.
This is where the Christians in the US get their "Christianity is growing" figures from.
Amused

Whitinsville, MA

#7 Feb 7, 2013
"Pastors failed to resurrect dead boy". In other news, there are reports of the sun rising in the east and setting in the west. Meanwhile, in science news, a new study suggests that water is "wet".
EdSed

Hamilton, UK

#8 Feb 7, 2013
MrDesoto1 wrote:
...This is a great case of superstition gone haywire.
Whereas superstition normally makes so much sense?
:-)

Religion = superstition

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#9 Feb 7, 2013
Here Christians worldwide get their Christianity is growing numbers. Sadly Christian stupidity isn't exclusive to the states.
Aerobatty wrote:
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This is where the Christians in the US get their "Christianity is growing" figures from.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#10 Feb 9, 2013
MrDesoto1 wrote:
Pastors Asks For Forgiveness After Failing To Resurrect A Dead Boy
http://www.spyghana.com/pastors-asks-for-forg...
"MOURNERS at a funeral wake of a 15-year-old-boy in Gweru were left speechless when a team of pastors stormed the house and started praying over the body in a bid to resurrect him....."
This is a great case of superstition gone haywire.
The stupid. It burns. meh.

Just like True Believers™ gawd fails time and again to re-grow missing limbs.

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