It’s so dry the Baptists are sprinkling, the Methodists are spitting and the Catholics are just giving rain checks but yer kickin’ cow chips on a hot day straight into your yammering maw while drinking downstream from the herd…you might as well go squat in yer spurs.<quoted text>
Christians have no fear and teach no fear.
I have ZERO patience with FAKE Christians like you tryin’ to lead the atheists in MY mission field to kneel down in heartfelt gratitude before YOUR unholy version of a sissy god. I don’t know what sort of FALSE god you worship but you might as well be talking about Calvary’s crucified overweight Santa Claus wearin’ a crown of thorns and a diaper. Your sissy god is nothing more than Santa Claus for adults. Certainly, the behavior of millions of children is improved during the middle weeks of December as Santa Claus is their “higher power” revealed in song lyrics, stories and holiday displays. The FAKE god you are peddlin’ is no different.
You need to read your KING JAMES BIBLE and realize that the TRUE GOD is a celestial cloud merchant; a killer, a twisted sociopath, a malevolent bully, a fat bastard, and those are PLENTY enough reasons to worship HIM instead of your cockeyed, lovey-dovey, unholy Santa-Claus-On-A-Stick.
Here’s Abortionist Yahweh’s Body-Count-By-The-Book:
Genesis: 30,040,001 MURDERED
Breakdown: population at the time of the flood, 30,000,000; 7 year worldwide famine, 40,000; Lot’s wife, 1.
Exodus: 31,032,701 MURDERED
Breakdown: population of Egypt, 5 million, at the time of the plagues; we allow for a 0.5% death rate, 25,000; Egyptian firstborn children, one in 5 is firstborn, 1,000,000; God drowns the Egyptian army, 5,000; God helps kill the Amalekites, 1,500; God incinerates the whining Israelites, 200.
Numbers: 15,300 MURDERED
Breakdown: God incinerates whining Israelites, 100; God kills Israelites that complain about the food, 5,000 as a crude estimate of the 600,000 that left Egypt; God kills the Bashanites, 5,000; God kills Korah and his family, 250.
Deuteronomy: 70,000 MURDERED
Breakdown: The genocide of Anakim, 5,000; the eradication of the King of Heshbon’s three cities, 5,000; Bashan’s sixty cities were butchered, 50,000.
We can poke Yahweh's roadkill with a stick until we get chigger bites but in the interest of time, the total death toll at the end of the Old Testament is 31,749,592. Satan’s body count is only 60 and he needed God’s permission to achieve that, while God’s death toll is almost 32,000,000 by conservative estimates.
Thus, I suggest you go play dress up with your fake god…
When you get serious about SALVATION and quit dressin’ up yer transvestite god like Lady Gaga, then please listen to Jonathan Edwards’“Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God” and grow a pair:
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