Unbelievably absurd arguments that "s...

Unbelievably absurd arguments that "support" the existence of God.

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“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#21 May 22, 2012
emmynemm12 wrote:
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can I ask what that is?
"Fundies say the darndest things", is a website, where we can read and post the funniest, the meanest and the most incredible of the religitards online posts and responses." Fundies" are fundamental Christains, and they do say some insane things.

“Maiden of Mayhem”

Since: May 08

OMFUG

#22 May 22, 2012
emmynemm12 wrote:
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can I ask what that is?
It's a website.

I'm posting your second post too.

Thanks, again.

“hellshade”

Since: Jul 07

Location hidden

#23 May 22, 2012
emmynemm12 wrote:
Okay, you idiots... If God doesn't exist how are there so many miracles every day... Like when someone survives a bullet to the head and no one knows why... What do u call THAT
coincidence,so many other people die in so many different ways that to call something a miracle because you can't explain how it happened is quite frankly ridiculous.

if you take it one step further why did your god put someone in that position to begin with? see the point here? now go away...

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#24 May 22, 2012
emmynemm12 wrote:
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why is there no explanation for it then... All the doctors say its a miracle... Y'all are goin to hell
I've always believed that Nebraska was hell :0)
havent forgotten

Lamoni, IA

#25 May 22, 2012
PFfff wrote:
it is a stupid argument since u cant prove or disprove it....
once you admit that you cannot prove or disprove something, it does not mean it is a stupid argument. It means that you have to find reasons to have beliefs that you think are reasonable, despite not knowing for sure and not being able to prove what you believe.

One of the best ways to decide what to believe is to look at various side issues that seem to be connected. If people believe in a God, they may have many related beliefs, some about ethics, some about events, some about worship practices, etc. If you find any of those offensive, you will not want to believe in that religion or practice it.

If people are atheists then that term is defined only as being without a god. there are no attacked side issues that every atheist has to believe to be an atheist. It gives freedom to have a variety of views on all sorts of matters. Even more so if one is an agnostic atheist and clearly does not claim to know, and is not in love with the pride of claiming to know about God or other matters. Then things become more interesting without an ego involvement, just for a play of the mind over interesting questions. It is a good view point - that of an agnostic atheist - for persons who are not set on finding out the truth and becoming certain, but still find different ideas to be interesting to learn about and discuss.
havent forgotten

Lamoni, IA

#26 May 22, 2012
of course, if one is an enemy of atheism and agnostic atheism, some types will lie and try to attach side issues, and claim that atheists or agnostics believe this or that. that may be a deliberate lie, or they may just not be very intelligent or well informed, when they try that tactic.
Gunner

Muskogee, OK

#27 May 22, 2012
God does not exist to those who don't believe.
Christsharian Law

Philadelphia, PA

#28 May 22, 2012
emmynemm12 wrote:
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why is there no explanation for it then... All the doctors say its a miracle... Y'all are goin to hell
Look crazy, you're not even speaking about a particular case. You are speaking in the abstract, based on your wishful notions.

You didn't address the point about your circular logic, because you simply aren't equipped to do so. You don't know what that is.

Just because something might or might not be fully explainable does not mean that more study can't be done, that more won't be learned, that we have to resort to an utterly unprovable myth about a literal, patriarchal gawd in the sky.

I know this is too difficult for your cult mind to follow.
Christsharian Law

Philadelphia, PA

#29 May 22, 2012
Gunner wrote:
God does not exist to those who don't believe.
Unfortunately for evilgelical headcases, religion and spirituality and faith might have social and personal utility even in the absence of rigid, unprovable, literalist, anti sex, patriarchal belief systems about a male figure in the sky whose hoped for existence gets invoked every time there's a mystery.

Even if large parts of the "mystery" in question are, in fact, explainable by testable science.
Gunner

Muskogee, OK

#30 May 22, 2012
Ever feel as if you are beating a dead horse?
Christsharian Law

Philadelphia, PA

#31 May 22, 2012
Gunner wrote:
Ever feel as if you are beating a dead horse?
If you meant me I enjoy berating stone age, fantasy dwelling, "religious" nutcases who are usually just stinking, irrational bigots.

They should understand the fundie BS they spew does not in some way immunize them from general and increasing disdain.

(That was a "yes," by the way.)
emmynemm12

Doniphan, NE

#32 May 22, 2012
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>All the doctors discount their own medical knowledge and skills? I don't think so.

Don't you know that hell is reserved for the beleivers who don't follow the rules? Have you ever seen anyone wearing mixed fibers that you did not stone to death? Of course you have many times, and never yet, have you even once, followed your gods standing orders, to stone them. Have you?

Right? Of course. I am right, the Christain is the one sinning and the Christain is the one, not following orders, so the Christain will be going to hell.

Are you ready to obey your god in everything he tells you to do? what about when he tells you to eat your child, will you be obeying your monstrous freak god then?
you know NOTHING about the Christian religion... God is love and Forgiveness... I'm done talking to you mother effing retards that know absolutely nothing... For all I care u can all go to hell... And why in the HELL would he ask me to eat my child u effing chi-mo
emmynemm12

Doniphan, NE

#33 May 22, 2012
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>"Fundies say the darndest things", is a website, where we can read and post the funniest, the meanest and the most incredible of the religitards online posts and responses." Fundies" are fundamental Christains, and they do say some insane things.
umm... Okay well I don't care cuz I know I'm right so if y'all wanna post the convo... I will be glad cuz then y'all can see that I'm right... U freakin fuktards
emmynemm12

Doniphan, NE

#34 May 22, 2012
centereach ny wrote:
<quoted text>coincidence,so many other people die in so many different ways that to call something a miracle because you can't explain how it happened is quite frankly ridiculous.

if you take it one step further why did your god put someone in that position to begin with? see the point here? now go away...
God does things to make people stronger... And he makes people die because he is taking them home have u ever noticed babies cry when they are first born? It's because they are leaving him... Have u ever noticed your smiling when you die... Yep cuz ur going back to him... I'm gonna say a little prayer for y'all to understand him and believe in him... Amen
emmynemm12

Doniphan, NE

#35 May 22, 2012
victoria1 wrote:
<quoted text>It's a website.

I'm posting your second post too.

Thanks, again.
that's fine I hope y'all finally understand God is real... Just because u can't see him doesn't mean he isn't real... I can't see air... But it's real
emmynemm12

Doniphan, NE

#36 May 22, 2012
dragoon70056 wrote:
<quoted text>I've always believed that Nebraska was hell :0)
oh how funny... Actually I hate Nebraska... Im not even from here so... I couldn't care less

Since: May 12

Doniphan, NE

#37 May 22, 2012
Christsharian Law wrote:
<quoted text>Look crazy, you're not even speaking about a particular case. You are speaking in the abstract, based on your wishful notions.

You didn't address the point about your circular logic, because you simply aren't equipped to do so. You don't know what that is.

Just because something might or might not be fully explainable does not mean that more study can't be done, that more won't be learned, that we have to resort to an utterly unprovable myth about a literal, patriarchal gawd in the sky.

I know this is too difficult for your cult mind to follow.
I am crazy... At least I'm not a fuktard and just out of curiosity... What do u mentally challe... I mean atheists think happens when we die
Christsharian Law

Philadelphia, PA

#38 May 22, 2012
emmynemm12 wrote:
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I am crazy... At least I'm not a fuktard and just out of curiosity... What do u mentally challe... I mean atheists think happens when we die
Did you have a stroke mid post, you anti rational, clueless nutcase?

Since: May 12

Doniphan, NE

#39 May 22, 2012
Christsharian Law wrote:
<quoted text>Did you have a stroke mid post, you anti rational, clueless nutcase?
oh, so I'M the nutcase? When in fact your the one going to hell, but actually I really want to know what atheists think happened when u were born and what happens when u die... Im sure it's stupid... But... Dazzle me :)

Since: May 12

Doniphan, NE

#40 May 22, 2012
Christsharian Law wrote:
<quoted text>Did you have a stroke mid post, you anti rational, clueless nutcase?
and what if I actually DID have issues with strokes... You would feel bad wouldn't you... Good thing I don't... It's easier to knock sense in to people that way without having to worry about strokes

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