Unbelievably absurd arguments that "support" the existence of God.

May 21, 2012 | Posted by: Burento | Full story: www.ranker.com

The Checkmate Atheists meme features unbelievably absurd arguments that "support" the existence of God, therefore beating atheism into the ground once and for all.

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“hellshade”

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about the only thing that is unbelievably absurd next to god is the idiot that posted this article...

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May 21, 2012
 
and my apoligies burento i did not mean you i meant whomever made the original post you reposted here...
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centereach ny wrote:
about the only thing that is unbelievably absurd next to god is the idiot that posted this article...
God is a concept by which we measure our stained glass pane.

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God promotes incest and slavery.

Checkmate Christians!

Bing!

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It FREAKIN' beats believing THAT the Easter Bunny is real..
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Just because I don't believe in the law of gravity does'nt mean that I can just walk off a cliff and not fall.

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May 22, 2012
 
it is a stupid argument since u cant prove or disprove it....

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May 22, 2012
 
Jerry Luis Telethong wrote:
Just because I don't believe in the law of gravity does'nt mean that I can just walk off a cliff and not fall.
Are you talkin' about Faith Hill..??

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is not the way to pay old ones

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May 22, 2012
 
With his ability to twist logic like that I'm surprised that he's not in politics.
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Jerry Luis Telethong wrote:
Just because I don't believe in the law of gravity does'nt mean that I can just walk off a cliff and not fall.
Please try and let us know the results of the experiment.

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..... you can't banish, lol

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May 22, 2012
 
LOL, I thought it was pretty funny.

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is child's play :)

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lol... the macaroni fit perfectly in the bowl... checkmate atheist... too funny!
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Colorado Chick wrote:
It FREAKIN' beats believing THAT the Easter Bunny is real..
That's not the alternative to literal belief in a patriarchal sky gawd.
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Okay, you idiots... If God doesn't exist how are there so many miracles every day... Like when someone survives a bullet to the head and no one knows why... What do u call THAT

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emmynemm12 wrote:
Okay, you idiots... If God doesn't exist how are there so many miracles every day... Like when someone survives a bullet to the head and no one knows why... What do u call THAT
I'm totally posting this on http://www.fstdt.com/

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emmynemm12 wrote:
Okay, you idiots... If God doesn't exist how are there so many miracles every day... Like when someone survives a bullet to the head and no one knows why... What do u call THAT
I call that being, "not a good aim." Or "luck." Or "happenstance." Or "a mystery." Or "coincidence" upon which you superimpose arbitrary explanations which comfort you.

Your question is circular. Unfortunately a point about "circular logic" makes no sense to believers.
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Christsharian Law wrote:
<quoted text>I call that being, "not a good aim." Or "luck." Or "happenstance." Or "a mystery." Or "coincidence" upon which you superimpose arbitrary explanations which comfort you.

Your question is circular. Unfortunately a point about "circular logic" makes no sense to believers.
why is there no explanation for it then... All the doctors say its a miracle... Y'all are goin to hell
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May 22, 2012
 
victoria1 wrote:
<quoted text>I'm totally posting this on http://www.fstdt.com/

Thanks.
can I ask what that is?

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emmynemm12 wrote:
Okay, you idiots... If God doesn't exist how are there so many miracles every day... Like when someone survives a bullet to the head and no one knows why... What do u call THAT
Small caliber shot, bad aim, prompt 911 calls, good doctors, fast EMS response, well stocked hospitals and good insurance. Miracles? LOL! It's all in the planning.

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emmynemm12 wrote:
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why is there no explanation for it then... All the doctors say its a miracle... Y'all are goin to hell
All the doctors discount their own medical knowledge and skills? I don't think so.

Don't you know that hell is reserved for the beleivers who don't follow the rules? Have you ever seen anyone wearing mixed fibers that you did not stone to death? Of course you have many times, and never yet, have you even once, followed your gods standing orders, to stone them. Have you?

Right? Of course. I am right, the Christain is the one sinning and the Christain is the one, not following orders, so the Christain will be going to hell.

Are you ready to obey your god in everything he tells you to do? what about when he tells you to eat your child, will you be obeying your monstrous freak god then?

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