Unbelievably absurd arguments that "support" the existence of God.

The Checkmate Atheists meme features unbelievably absurd arguments that "support" the existence of God, therefore beating atheism into the ground once and for all.

[centereach ny]

about the only thing that is unbelievably absurd next to god is the idiot that posted this article...

[centereach ny]

and my apoligies burento i did not mean you i meant whomever made the original post you reposted here...

[Christsharian Law]

centereach ny wrote:

about the only thing that is unbelievably absurd next to god is the idiot that posted this article...

God is a concept by which we measure our stained glass pane.

[Phil the Grillmaster]

God promotes incest and slavery.

Checkmate Christians!

Bing!

[Colorado Chick]

It FREAKIN' beats believing THAT the Easter Bunny is real..

[Jerry Luis Telethong]

Just because I don't believe in the law of gravity does'nt mean that I can just walk off a cliff and not fall.

[PFfff]

it is a stupid argument since u cant prove or disprove it....

[justaguess]

Jerry Luis Telethong wrote:

Just because I don't believe in the law of gravity does'nt mean that I can just walk off a cliff and not fall.

Are you talkin' about Faith Hill..??

[Hunglo]

With his ability to twist logic like that I'm surprised that he's not in politics.

[Amused]

Jerry Luis Telethong wrote:

Just because I don't believe in the law of gravity does'nt mean that I can just walk off a cliff and not fall.

Please try and let us know the results of the experiment.

[Fish_sticks]

LOL, I thought it was pretty funny.

[karmalyzed]

lol... the macaroni fit perfectly in the bowl... checkmate atheist... too funny!

[Christsharian Law]

Colorado Chick wrote:

It FREAKIN' beats believing THAT the Easter Bunny is real..

That's not the alternative to literal belief in a patriarchal sky gawd.

[emmynemm12]

Okay, you idiots... If God doesn't exist how are there so many miracles every day... Like when someone survives a bullet to the head and no one knows why... What do u call THAT

[victoria1]

emmynemm12 wrote:

Okay, you idiots... If God doesn't exist how are there so many miracles every day... Like when someone survives a bullet to the head and no one knows why... What do u call THAT

I'm totally posting this on http://www.fstdt.com/

Thanks.

[Christsharian Law]

emmynemm12 wrote:

Okay, you idiots... If God doesn't exist how are there so many miracles every day... Like when someone survives a bullet to the head and no one knows why... What do u call THAT

I call that being, "not a good aim." Or "luck." Or "happenstance." Or "a mystery." Or "coincidence" upon which you superimpose arbitrary explanations which comfort you.

Your question is circular. Unfortunately a point about "circular logic" makes no sense to believers.

[emmynemm12]

Christsharian Law wrote:

<quoted text>I call that being, "not a good aim." Or "luck." Or "happenstance." Or "a mystery." Or "coincidence" upon which you superimpose arbitrary explanations which comfort you.

Your question is circular. Unfortunately a point about "circular logic" makes no sense to believers.

why is there no explanation for it then... All the doctors say its a miracle... Y'all are goin to hell

[emmynemm12]

victoria1 wrote:

<quoted text>I'm totally posting this on http://www.fstdt.com/

Thanks.

can I ask what that is?

[Reason Personified]

emmynemm12 wrote:

Okay, you idiots... If God doesn't exist how are there so many miracles every day... Like when someone survives a bullet to the head and no one knows why... What do u call THAT

Small caliber shot, bad aim, prompt 911 calls, good doctors, fast EMS response, well stocked hospitals and good insurance. Miracles? LOL! It's all in the planning.

[Reason Personified]

emmynemm12 wrote:

<quoted text>
why is there no explanation for it then... All the doctors say its a miracle... Y'all are goin to hell

All the doctors discount their own medical knowledge and skills? I don't think so.

Don't you know that hell is reserved for the beleivers who don't follow the rules? Have you ever seen anyone wearing mixed fibers that you did not stone to death? Of course you have many times, and never yet, have you even once, followed your gods standing orders, to stone them. Have you?

Right? Of course. I am right, the Christain is the one sinning and the Christain is the one, not following orders, so the Christain will be going to hell.

Are you ready to obey your god in everything he tells you to do? what about when he tells you to eat your child, will you be obeying your monstrous freak god then?