The Dumbest Thing Posted by a Godbot
LJV

United States

#4741 May 5, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>Yet .. you ignore the thousands of African children that die of starvation and preventable diseases every year.
KK are you suggesting God is responsible for the starvation?

You do know the rich nations throw out far more food every day then what is need to feed the starving around the world? That food is turned into fuel for cars rather then feeding the starving?

Atheist love to blame God. God gave mankind freedom of choice and this is mans choice not Gods. God says it is easier for a Camel to get through the eye of a the needle (not a sewing needle but a mountain pass that required camels to crawl on their knees to get through) then to gain access to heaven. Yet the rich get richer. Against Gods warning.
LJV

United States

#4742 May 5, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
<quoted text>Worse we see time after time Christian missionaries sexually exploiting these children.
Givemeliberty wrote:

I am especially proud of my volunteer work and donations to the humanist cause. Every year I go to the Philippines and spend thousands on food,water, clothing and medicine for the needy there. After a horrific typhoon and flooding there I was there amongst others 14 hours a day handing out supplies, giving life saving injections and treatments to those who lost their home. I stood and watched as homeless children lined up easily 3 miles deep for a package of crackers sandwich fruit and bottle of water. Unwanted children who were born because the Christian ran theocracy light government makes it nearly impossible for a woman to obtain birth control. My wife is in pre-med classes and wants to practice medicine there free to help those poor children. Here in the states I collect donations for running in marathons with the money going to children's charities and cancer or HIV awareness programs.
I have seen first hand time and time again the damage and heart breaking situations brought on by theists. The same theists who come crawling to us to help fix their mess! Oh but while we are fixing it are we thanked? Nope. We barely get the figurative broom in hand and they are shrieking at us for not believing in their imaginary friend.
Honor? I guess it is a relative term. The dozen of urban low income students I assist for free with their biology and pharmaceutical homework at two different colleges locally would probably say good ole KJ is an alright dude.
Now if coming on topix and giving the theists a little taste of backbone, the theists who try to intimidate and silence non believers because they think we should all be meek and humble and tolerate their abuse and repeated logical fallacies makes me vile, Without reason, Disrespectful, In someone's opinion? So be it, hmmm I will chuckle about how vile And disrespectful I am Friday at U of L for the 6 hours I am assisting the students there as a volunteer. Or perhaps this summer as I am passing out thousands of dollars worth of free medicine and other essentials trying to save some more homeless from dying. Yes I was walking by a group of people there and they were huddled together praying loudly and crying. I looked in and a young girl was on the ground dying of dehydration. Instead of getting her water and rushing her to the hospital they stood there holding hands and praying! I grabbed my cell phone and called for an ambulance and started trying to get her to drink. Slowly she sipped the water as the praying continued. The ambulance came after almost an hour and reluctantly took her to the hospital, the paramedic said she was good as dead and best leave it in the hands of Jesus same thing the crowd thought. She died 18 hours later. They didn't even know her name and couldn't figure it out.
I guess I'll somehow deal with being called disrespectful.
<quoted text>

"I semi-retired except for collecting and inspecting my rental properties. I live comfortably off my stock dividends, porn sites I own, early retirement from work and rental properties here in the states and in the Philippines. "

OMG. It's getting better all the time!!!

You're retired except for Porn and your wife is still in school!

Baaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa
Please stop!!!!

Lol BAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA !!!!

Liberty wrote:
I am a 32 year old multi-racial man with a Johnson bigger than anyone in your family

Baaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa
Please stop!!!!

Lol BAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA !!!!

"if I didn't have the strong secular morals"

Please you've got to kidding me!

No more I can't take it!

Baaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa
Please stop!!!!

Lol BAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA !!!!

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#4743 May 5, 2013
Who wants to have fun and guess what LJV stands for?

Is that the Lazy Jesus Version of the bible eagle12?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#4744 May 5, 2013
LJV wrote:
<quoted text>
KK are you suggesting God is responsible for the starvation?
You do know the rich nations throw out far more food every day then what is need to feed the starving around the world? That food is turned into fuel for cars rather then feeding the starving?
Atheist love to blame God. God gave mankind freedom of choice and this is mans choice not Gods. God says it is easier for a Camel to get through the eye of a the needle (not a sewing needle but a mountain pass that required camels to crawl on their knees to get through) then to gain access to heaven. Yet the rich get richer. Against Gods warning.
You are projecting again, sadly, you will never know why you are projecting here.

Richardfs

“Formerly "Richard"”

Since: Mar 12

In the beginning e=mc^2

#4745 May 5, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
Who wants to have fun and guess what LJV stands for?
Is that the Lazy Jesus Version of the bible eagle12?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I agree LJV, KJV and duck12 are all one and the same.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4746 May 5, 2013
Richardfs wrote:
<quoted text>
I agree LJV, KJV and duck12 are all one and the same.
Well, it's certain that between the 4 if them, they haven't sufficient neurons to power a flatworm ...

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#4747 May 5, 2013
LJV is an error lol! But yes he even admitted to changing duck12 screen name to KJV after screwing up to badly.

Pathetic really.
Richardfs wrote:
<quoted text>I agree LJV, KJV and duck12 are all one and the same.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#4748 May 5, 2013
LJV wrote:
<quoted text>
<quoted text>
Still waiting for you to leave azz whole!
You brought me back from retirement with no proof of god.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#4749 May 5, 2013
LJV wrote:
<quoted text>
Givemeliberty wrote:
I am especially proud of my volunteer work and donations to the humanist cause. Every year I go to the Philippines and spend thousands on food,water, clothing and medicine for the needy there. After a horrific typhoon and flooding there I was there amongst others 14 hours a day handing out supplies, giving life saving injections and treatments to those who lost their home. I stood and watched as homeless children lined up easily 3 miles deep for a package of crackers sandwich fruit and bottle of water. Unwanted children who were born because the Christian ran theocracy light government makes it nearly impossible for a woman to obtain birth control. My wife is in pre-med classes and wants to practice medicine there free to help those poor children. Here in the states I collect donations for running in marathons with the money going to children's charities and cancer or HIV awareness programs.
I have seen first hand time and time again the damage and heart breaking situations brought on by theists. The same theists who come crawling to us to help fix their mess! Oh but while we are fixing it are we thanked? Nope. We barely get the figurative broom in hand and they are shrieking at us for not believing in their imaginary friend.
Honor? I guess it is a relative term. The dozen of urban low income students I assist for free with their biology and pharmaceutical homework at two different colleges locally would probably say good ole KJ is an alright dude.
Now if coming on topix and giving the theists a little taste of backbone, the theists who try to intimidate and silence non believers because they think we should all be meek and humble and tolerate their abuse and repeated logical fallacies makes me vile, Without reason, Disrespectful, In someone's opinion? So be it, hmmm I will chuckle about how vile And disrespectful I am Friday at U of L for the 6 hours I am assisting the students there as a volunteer. Or perhaps this summer as I am passing out thousands of dollars worth of free medicine and other essentials trying to save some more homeless from dying. Yes I was walking by a group of people there and they were huddled together praying loudly and crying. I looked in and a young girl was on the ground dying of dehydration. Instead of getting her water and rushing her to the hospital they stood there holding hands and praying! I grabbed my cell phone and called for an ambulance and started trying to get her to drink. Slowly she sipped the water as the praying continued. The ambulance came after almost an hour and reluctantly took her to the hospital, the paramedic said she was good as dead and best leave it in the hands of Jesus same thing the crowd thought. She died 18 hours later. They didn't even know her name and couldn't figure it out.
I guess I'll somehow deal with being called disrespectful.
<quoted text>
"I semi-retired except for collecting and inspecting my rental properties. I live comfortably off my stock dividends, porn sites I own, early retirement from work and rental properties here in the states and in the Philippines. "
OMG. It's getting better all the time!!!
You're retired except for Porn and your wife is still in school!
Baaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa
Please stop!!!!
Lol BAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA !!!!
Liberty wrote:
I am a 32 year old multi-racial man with a Johnson bigger than anyone in your family
Baaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa
Please stop!!!!
Lol BAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA !!!!
"if I didn't have the strong secular morals"
Please you've got to kidding me!
No more I can't take it!
Baaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa
Please stop!!!!
Lol BAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA !!!!
Nice emotional paragraph there.

Shame you're still a liar, lying about a god you have no proof of and you know it.

You're here to sell us your "higher morality" but you FAIL by lying to us from the start.

Be a good theist, run along and come back when you have learned morals like "Honesty". Then you will come back here is more respect.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#4750 May 5, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
You are projecting again, sadly, you will never know why you are projecting here.
This guy makes IMAX jealous

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4751 May 5, 2013
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>
This guy makes IMAX jealous
Brilliant!

I love the jokes, the puns... it's one reason why I keep coming back.

Love it...

Richardfs

“Formerly "Richard"”

Since: Mar 12

In the beginning e=mc^2

#4752 May 5, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
Brilliant!
I love the jokes, the puns... it's one reason why I keep coming back.
Love it...
Have you ever noticed that the atheists here are the ones with the really clever sense of humor.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#4754 May 6, 2013
Richardfs wrote:
<quoted text>
Have you ever noticed that the atheists here are the ones with the really clever sense of humor.
Cleverness is often associated with education and intellect. Often, you can measure the intelligence of a person by how easy they can create a joke that's actually funny.
spudgun

Stoke-on-trent, UK

#4755 May 6, 2013
Richardfs wrote:
<quoted text>
Have you ever noticed that the atheists here are the ones with the really clever sense of humor.
Agreed. I also think that theists of the fundamentalist type have an averison to humor. Its part of their psychological make up. Notice the Bible has a complete lack of humor, unless you take the whole thing as a joke :)

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4756 May 6, 2013
Richardfs wrote:
<quoted text>
Have you ever noticed that the atheists here are the ones with the really clever sense of humor.
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
Cleverness is often associated with education and intellect. Often, you can measure the intelligence of a person by how easy they can create a joke that's actually funny.
Yes indeed. Not only intellect, but memory too-- a more educated person typically has had to train their memory, to retain facts.

This memory-practice is also useful for remembering the punchline of jokes, for repetition elsewhere.

Finally, it takes a person willing to laugh at the "sacred" to really appreciate all sorts of humor.

The religious sort do not have good memory (proof is Topix, wherein they are schooled in their mistakes--but they keep repeating the same mistakes anyway), they do not appreciate subtleties of speech and they have low intelligence.

But the most damning thing about godbots, with regards to humor? They think that certain subjects should >>never<< be funny or made into a joke.

Which, naturally, only makes those sort of jokes all the more humorous.

:D

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4757 May 6, 2013
spudgun wrote:
<quoted text>
Agreed. I also think that theists of the fundamentalist type have an averison to humor. Its part of their psychological make up. Notice the Bible has a complete lack of humor, unless you take the whole thing as a joke :)
Yes--there is that, too-- they take everything >>too<< seriously.

Their lives are a wasted landscape of the super-serious.

Which is really, really sad....

... because >>I<< personally think that >>laughing<< is the ultimate in being alive.

In fact, laughing may well be the only reason the Universe exists at all--- everything is one big joke (as Robert Heinlein pointed out in Stranger in a Strange Land).

I'd rather laugh with the sinners, than die with the saints...

.... as Billy Joel put it so very, very well.

Sinners are much more fun!

:D
Lincoln

United States

#4758 May 6, 2013
Richardfs wrote:
<quoted text>
Have you ever noticed that the atheists here are the ones with the really clever sense of humor.
Have you ever noticed that some atheists seem intolerant of those with other views.

Atheists had a good ride in the USSR from 1917 to 1991 but now are out of power

The Soviet Union was the first state to have, as an ideological objective, the elimination of religion and its replacement with universal atheism. The communist regime confiscated religious property, ridiculed religion, harassed believers, and propagated atheism in schools. The confiscation of religious assets was often based on accusations of illegal accumulation of wealth.

The vast majority of people in the Russian empire were, at the time of the revolution, religious believers, whereas the communists aimed to break the power of all religious institutions and eventually replace religious belief with atheism.

"Science" was counterposed to "religious superstition" in the media and in academic writing. The main religions of pre-revolutionary Russia persisted throughout the entire Soviet period, but they were only tolerated within certain limits. Generally, this meant that believers were free to worship in private and in their respective religious buildings (churches, mosques, etc.), but public displays of religion outside of such designated areas were prohibited. In addition, religious institutions were not allowed to express their views in any type of mass media, and many religious buildings were demolished or used for other purposes.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#4759 May 6, 2013
Lincoln wrote:
<quoted text>
Have you ever noticed that some atheists seem intolerant of those with other views.
Atheists had a good ride in the USSR from 1917 to 1991 but now are out of power
The Soviet Union was the first state to have, as an ideological objective, the elimination of religion and its replacement with universal atheism. The communist regime confiscated religious property, ridiculed religion, harassed believers, and propagated atheism in schools. The confiscation of religious assets was often based on accusations of illegal accumulation of wealth.
The vast majority of people in the Russian empire were, at the time of the revolution, religious believers, whereas the communists aimed to break the power of all religious institutions and eventually replace religious belief with atheism.
"Science" was counterposed to "religious superstition" in the media and in academic writing. The main religions of pre-revolutionary Russia persisted throughout the entire Soviet period, but they were only tolerated within certain limits. Generally, this meant that believers were free to worship in private and in their respective religious buildings (churches, mosques, etc.), but public displays of religion outside of such designated areas were prohibited. In addition, religious institutions were not allowed to express their views in any type of mass media, and many religious buildings were demolished or used for other purposes.
Too many fallacies to address so ... I'll just run to the store instead.

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#4760 May 6, 2013
Lol later he will post under his KJV screen name or mess that up and post as LJV lol!
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>Too many fallacies to address so ... I'll just run to the store instead.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4761 May 6, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
Too many fallacies to address so ... I'll just run to the store instead.
Maybe you can buy Lincoln some brains?

:D

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