He's too stupid to understand what the little letters under your name actually spell out...You said my taxes paid for your beer fest.
The reason I queried your post is that I pay tax in the UK and France, not the US. Also, I didn't start paying tax until the 90s.
Nice story though.
... to him, the entire universe consists of his living room, and his local tiny (unpainted) church-in-a-box.