The Dumbest Thing Posted by a Godbot

[water_nymph]

Religionthebiglie wrote:

Hello Atheists..........
hey if your religion of atheism leads you to believe the earth and life has been here for billions of years..........how come this is 2012?
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Posted by Yellodog on 'Prove there's a God'.

The stupid.....it burns!(I can't remember who said that or I'd give them credit.)

[Religionthebigli e]

water_nymph wrote:

<quoted text>The stupid.....it burns!(I can't remember who said that or I'd give them credit.)

I like it. I think may use it in the future.

[-Skeptic-]

The best one I recall captures that simultaneous moment of understanding and denial:

"F*CK. I DIN COME FROM NO MONKEES!!!" Anonymous Creationist

[Religionthebigli e]

Which simply means that you were not smart enough to answer the question. So, why is this year dated 2012, when allegedly the world is over 4.5 billion years and man is over 200,000 years old. If you go with the obvious, then you submit. The other obvious is that scientist cannot manufacture a date 4.5 billion years ago and make into a beginning date.
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Posted by Judge Monitor in 'Prove there's a God'.

[Religionthebigli e]

Nope, you are the hypocrite. You assign positive attributes to Christianity, then deny it's authenticity and that makes you a hypocrite. Don't debate it, it only makes you more hypocritical.
Yes, you do follow the Nine Postulates of satanism, and you do not even know what they are. So, you think that you can follow the Nine Postulates of satanism, but then simply say that you do not know what they are so you do not follow them.
Why do you follow the Nine Postulates of satanism, but then claim that you don't? What is the matter, you hate your association with evil? But, how so, if you deny the existence of satan? More hypocrisy on your part.
Don't get upset and mad, simply do a google search and discover what you have been taught to be, a satanist, disguised as an atheist and/or secularist.
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Posted by Judge Monitor in 'Prove there's a God'.

[-Skeptic-]

Religionthebiglie wrote:

Which simply means that you were not smart enough to answer the question. So, why is this year dated 2012, when allegedly the world is over 4.5 billion years and man is over 200,000 years old. If you go with the obvious, then you submit. The other obvious is that scientist cannot manufacture a date 4.5 billion years ago and make into a beginning date.
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Posted by Judge Monitor in 'Prove there's a God'.

This stupidity is golden. I wonder if theist parents put a gigantic goldfish bowl over their kids sometimes...we should pity such people really, they are victims of abuse.

[Drew Smith]

Religionthebiglie wrote:

Hello Atheists..........
hey if your religion of atheism leads you to believe the earth and life has been here for billions of years..........how come this is 2012?
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Posted by Yellodog on 'Prove there's a God'.

And my response would be: If Christians do not believe in the Norse god Thor, then why do Christians still refer to "Thursday"?

[Religionthebigli e]

eternalrock wrote:
If God isn't REAL,why is your father a man,and your mother a WOman,and why are their sex organs different....if God isn't R-E-A-L,Irkyl?"

[England 2012]

Religionthebiglie wrote:

eternalrock wrote:
If God isn't REAL,why is your father a man,and your mother a WOman,and why are their sex organs different....if God isn't R-E-A-L,Irkyl?"

The answers to your dumb questions have been posted posted on this forum a thousand times before,you didn't listen then and you won't listen now,so whyshould an Athiest waste their time posting it all again? Your a V poorly educated Fundie who was brainwashed from childhood by your equally poorly educated parents. The way evolution works using natural selection over millions of years is old news, even school kids understand it. Yet you still demand to see a plant that's half wheat & half oak tree! Is thas what your backwoods hill Billy pastor tells you? Your stuck with your goddidit using magic mentality, but you're a dying breed. Education & science are driving the stake into the heart of your fairystory everyday. So you enjoy it whilst you can.and I'll buy my Spf factor 10,0000000 cream for that Hell place .

[Religionthebigli e]

England 2012 wrote:

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The answers to your dumb questions have been posted posted on this forum a thousand times before,you didn't listen then and you won't listen now,so whyshould an Athiest waste their time posting it all again? Your a V poorly educated Fundie who was brainwashed from childhood by your equally poorly educated parents. The way evolution works using natural selection over millions of years is old news, even school kids understand it. Yet you still demand to see a plant that's half wheat & half oak tree! Is thas what your backwoods hill Billy pastor tells you? Your stuck with your goddidit using magic mentality, but you're a dying breed. Education & science are driving the stake into the heart of your fairystory everyday. So you enjoy it whilst you can.and I'll buy my Spf factor 10,0000000 cream for that Hell place .

The purpose of this thread is to highlight the dumb things that godbots say. Please use your intellect and brush-up on your reading comprehension.

[-Skeptic-]

Can we mic up Buck & Educated What & Barefoot?

Then get a dictation machine & program their cr*p to feed directly into this forum?

[Religionthebigli e]

-Skeptic- wrote:

Can we mic up Buck & Educated What & Barefoot?
Then get a dictation machine & program their cr*p to feed directly into this forum?

You left out her holiness, and crazy in the name of jeebus, Yellodog.

[Mr Arkansas]

Its all about the love of Jesus.....

[BusyBodyBarbie]

I copied and pasted this from a forum a while back…When I’ve lost all hope in humanity, I just read this pearl of wisdom and laugh my socks off…

Godbot Navaros said:

"No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one.

As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms.

Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis.

You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand."

[-Skeptic-]

Mr Arkansas wrote:

Its all about the love of Jesus.....

They're not getting it are they? ;)

[Religionthebigli e]

-Skeptic- wrote:

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They're not getting it are they? ;)

Nope. LOL

[water_nymph]

Mr Arkansas wrote:

Its all about the love of Jesus.....

Nope. It's all about staying out of a mythical place of torture and collecting the tithe. Both of those are egocentric to the person and to the group.

[water_nymph]

BusyBodyBarbie wrote:

I copied and pasted this from a forum a while back…When I’ve lost all hope in humanity, I just read this pearl of wisdom and laugh my socks off…
Godbot Navaros said:
"No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one.
As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms.
Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis.
You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand."

LMAO
Thanks, I needed that.

[polymath257]

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/evolution/TAP...

'Everything points to design... You really think it's random chance?... Complex DNA just forming from amino acids?... Not possible... Again NOT POSSIBLE... Science does not support this claim... It's a lie...'

DNA from *amino* acids?

[Aerobatty]

water_nymph wrote:

<quoted text>LMAO
Thanks, I needed that.

It would be even funnier if he left off "to understand".