Like Hobbits, they subsist on 7 meals a day:<quoted text>
On the third paw?
Far too many True Believers™ would benefit greatly, by making it a habit to skip at least one meal a day for the remainder of their overstuffed (and short) lives.
Obesity does appear to be more common among the True Believer™ sort than any other group---
--- in fact? The more "true" the belief is, the more likely they are to be well above the mean, weight-wise.
Which one would your suggest they skip?