Noah's flood real
KJV

United States

#2103 Dec 31, 2012
Just Think wrote:
<quoted text>If anyone is wondering why KJV admits being troll who likes to stir things up - here's a good example of his handy work.
:
Right! LOL

Just Think didn't do what his screen pleads for him to do.(Think)

So my response to this listed below is not allowed? Is this because he uses a paint ball gun and I used the gun on the battle ship The Missouri? Lol

emperorjohn wrote:
<quoted text>If we are angry, it is because we have to see thousands of yrs of religious foolery: wars,
KJV

United States

#2104 Dec 31, 2012
WesTheDuck wrote:
Here's a list of a few places that have their own version of a world wide flood.

Europe
Greek, Arcadian, Samothrace
Roman
Scandinavian, German
Celtic, Welsh
Lithuanian, Transylvanian Gypsy
Turkey
Near East
Sumerian
Egypt, Babylonian, Assyrian, Chaldean, Hebrew, Islamic
Persian, Zoroastrian
Africa
Cameroon
Masai (East Africa), Komililo Nandi, Kwaya (Lake Victoria)
Southwest Tanzania, Pygmy, Ababua (northern Zaire), Kikuyu (Kenya), Bakongo (west Zaire), Bachokwe?(southern Zaire), Lower Congo, Basonge, Bena-Lulua (Congo River, southeast Zaire)
Yoruba (southwest Nigeria), Efik-Ibibio (Nigeria), Ekoi (Nigeria)
Mandingo (Ivory Coast)
Asia
Vogul
Samoyed (north Siberia)
Yenisey-Ostyak (north central Siberia), Kamchadale (northeast Siberia)
Altaic (central Asia), Tuvinian (Soyot)(north of Mongolia)
Mongolia, Buryat (eastern Siberia)
Sagaiye (eastern Siberia)
Russian
Hindu, Bhil (central India), Kamar (Raipur District, Central India), Assam
Tamil (southern India)
Lepcha (Sikkim), Tibet, Singpho (Assam), Lushai (Assam), Lisu (northwest Yunnan, China), Lolo (southwestern China), Jino (southern Yunnan, China), Karen (Burma), Chingpaw (Upper Burma)
China
Korea
Munda (north-central India), Santal (Bengal), Ho (southwestern Bengal)
Bahnar (Cochin China), Kammu (northern Thailand)
Andaman Islands (Bay of Bengal)
Zhuang (China), Sui (southern Guizhou, China), Shan (Burma)
Tsuwo (Formosa interior), Bunun (Formosa interior), Ami (eastern Taiwan)
KJV

United States

#2105 Dec 31, 2012
WesTheDuck wrote:
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Part 2

( seems the list was too long so I had to list it in two post)

Benua-Jakun (Malay Peninsula), Kelantan (Malay Peninsula), Ifugao (Philippines), Kiangan Ifugao, Atá(Philippines), Mandaya (Philippines), Tinguian (Luzon, Philippines)
Batak (Sumatra), Nias (an island west of Sumatra), Engano (another island west of Sumatra), Dusun (British North Borneo), Dyak (Borneo), Ot-Danom (Dutch Borneo), Toradja (central Celebes), Alfoor (between Celebes and New Guinea), Rotti (southwest of Timor), Nage (Flores)
Australia
Arnhem Land (northern Northern Territory)
Maung (Goulburn Islands, Arnhem Land), Gunwinggu (northern Arnhem Land)
Gumaidj (Arnhem Land)
Manger (Arnhem Land)
Fitzroy River area (Western Australia)
Australian, Mount Elliot (coastal Queensland), Western Australia, Andingari (South Australia), Wiranggu (South Australia), Narrinyeri (South Australia), Victoria, Lake Tyres (Victoria), Kurnai (Gippsland, Victoria), southeast Australian
Maori (New Zealand)
Pacific Islands
Kabadi (New Guinea), Valman (northern New Guinea), Mamberao River (Irian Jaya), Samo-Kubo (western Papua New Guinea), Papua New Guinea
Palau Islands (Micronesia), western Carolines
New Hebrides, Lifou (one of the Loyalty Islands), Fiji
Samoa, Nanumanga (Tuvalu, South Pacific), Mangaia (Cook Islands), Rakaanga (Cook Islands), Raiatea (Leeward Group, French Polynesia), Tahiti, Hawaii
North America
Innuit, Eskimo (Orowignarak, Alaska), Norton Sound Eskimo, Central Eskimo, Tchiglit Eskimo (Arctic Ocean), Herschel Island Eskimo, Netsilik Eskimo, Greenlander
Tlingit (southern Alaska coast), Hareskin (Alaska), Tinneh (Alaska and south), Loucheux (Dindjie)(Alaska), Dogrib and Slave (Tinneh tribes), Kaska (northern inland British Columbia), Thompson Indians (British Columbia), Sarcee (Alberta), Tsetsaut
Haida (Queen Charlotte Is., British Columbia), Tsimshian (British Columbia)
Kwakiutl (British Columbia)
Kootenay (southeast British Columbia), Squamish (British Columbia), Bella Coola (British Columbia), Lillooet (Green River, British Columbia), Makah (Cape Flattery, Washington), Klallam (northwest Washington), Skokomish (Washington), Skagit (Washington), Quillayute (Washington), Nisqually (Washington), Twana (Puget Sound, Washington), Kathlamet
Cascade Mountains
Spokana, Nez Perce, Cayuse (eastern Washington), Yakima (Washington), Warm Springs (Oregon), Joshua (southern Oregon), Smith River (northern California coast), Wintu (north central California), Maidu (central California), Northern Miwok (central California), Tuleyome Miwok (near Clear Lake, California), Olamentko Miwok (Bodega Bay, California) Ohlone (San Francisco to Monterey, California)
Kato (Mendocino County, California)
Shasta (northern California interior), Pomo (north central California), Salinan (California), Yuma (western Arizona, southern California), Havasupai (lower Colorado River)
Ashochimi (California)
Yurok (north California coast), Blackfoot (Alberta and Montana), Cree (Canada), Timagami Ojibway (Canada), Chippewa (Ontario, Minnesota, Wisconsin), Ottawa, Menomini (Wisconsin-Michigan border), Cheyenne (Minnesota), Yellowstone, Montagnais (northern Gulf of St. Lawrence), Micmac (eastern Maritime Canada), Algonquin (upper Ottowa River), Lenape (Delaware)(Delaware to New York)
Cherokee (Great Lakes area; eastern Tennessee)
Mandan (North Dakota), Lakota
Choctaw (Mississippi), Natchez (Lower Mississippi)
Chitimacha (Southern Louisiana)
Caddo (Oklahoma, Arkansas), Pawnee (Nebraska)
KJV

United States

#2106 Dec 31, 2012
WesTheDuck wrote:
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Part 3

Navajo (Four Corners area), Jicarilla Apache (northeastern New Mexico)
Sia (northeast Arizona)
Acagchemem (near San Juan Capistrano, California), Luiseño (Southern California), Pima (southwest Arizona), Papago (Arizona), Hopi (northeast Arizona), Zuni (New Mexico)
Central America
Tarascan (northern Michoacan, Mexico), Michoacan (Mexico)
Yaqui (Sonoran, Northern Mexico), Tarahumara (Northern Mexico), Huichol (western Mexico), Cora (east of the Huichols), Tepecano (southeast of the Huichols), Tepehua (eastern Mexico), Toltec (Mexico), Nahua (central Mexico), Tlaxcalan (central Mexico)
Tlapanec (south central Mexico), Mixtec (northern Oaxaca, Mexico), Zapotec (Oaxaca, southern Mexico), Trique (Oaxaca, southern Mexico)
Totonac (eastern Mexico)
Chol (southern Mexico), Tzeltal (Chiapas, southern Mexico), Quiché(Guatemala), Maya (southern Mexico and Guatemala)
Popoluca (Veracruz, Mexico)
Nicaragua, Panama
Carib (Antilles)
South America
Acawai (Orinoco), Arekuna (Guyana), Makiritare (Venezuela), Macusi (British Guyana)
Muysca (Colombia), Yaruro (southern Venezuela)
Yanomamö(southern Venezuela)
Tamanaque (Orinoco), Arawak (Guyana), Pamary, Abedery, and Kataushy (Purus R., Brazil), Ipurina (Upper Amazon)
Jivaro (eastern Ecuador), Shuar (Andes)
Murato (eastern Ecuador)
Cañari (Quito, Ecuador)
Guanca and Chiquito (Peru)
Ancasmarca (near Cuzco, Peru), Canelos Quechua, Quechua, Inca (Peru), Colla (high Andes)
Chiriguano (southeast Bolivia)
Chorote (Eastern Paraguay)
Eastern Brazil (Rio de Janiero region), Eastern Brazil (Cape Frio region), Caraya (Araguaia River, central Brazil), Coroado (south Brazil)
Araucania (coastal Chile)
Toba (northern Argentina)
Selk'nam (southern tip of Argentina)
Yamana (Tierra del Fuego)
KJV

United States

#2107 Dec 31, 2012
WesTheDuck wrote:
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Part 3

(Could not get the list into 2 post)

Benua-Jakun (Malay Peninsula), Kelantan (Malay Peninsula), Ifugao (Philippines), Kiangan Ifugao, Atá(Philippines), Mandaya (Philippines), Tinguian (Luzon, Philippines)
Batak (Sumatra), Nias (an island west of Sumatra), Engano (another island west of Sumatra), Dusun (British North Borneo), Dyak (Borneo), Ot-Danom (Dutch Borneo), Toradja (central Celebes), Alfoor (between Celebes and New Guinea), Rotti (southwest of Timor), Nage (Flores)
Australia
Arnhem Land (northern Northern Territory)
Maung (Goulburn Islands, Arnhem Land), Gunwinggu (northern Arnhem Land)
Gumaidj (Arnhem Land)
Manger (Arnhem Land)
Fitzroy River area (Western Australia)
Australian, Mount Elliot (coastal Queensland), Western Australia, Andingari (South Australia), Wiranggu (South Australia), Narrinyeri (South Australia), Victoria, Lake Tyres (Victoria), Kurnai (Gippsland, Victoria), southeast Australian
Maori (New Zealand)
Pacific Islands
Kabadi (New Guinea), Valman (northern New Guinea), Mamberao River (Irian Jaya), Samo-Kubo (western Papua New Guinea), Papua New Guinea
Palau Islands (Micronesia), western Carolines
New Hebrides, Lifou (one of the Loyalty Islands), Fiji
Samoa, Nanumanga (Tuvalu, South Pacific), Mangaia (Cook Islands), Rakaanga (Cook Islands), Raiatea (Leeward Group, French Polynesia), Tahiti, Hawaii
North America
Innuit, Eskimo (Orowignarak, Alaska), Norton Sound Eskimo, Central Eskimo, Tchiglit Eskimo (Arctic Ocean), Herschel Island Eskimo, Netsilik Eskimo, Greenlander
Tlingit (southern Alaska coast), Hareskin (Alaska), Tinneh (Alaska and south), Loucheux (Dindjie)(Alaska), Dogrib and Slave (Tinneh tribes), Kaska (northern inland British Columbia), Thompson Indians (British Columbia), Sarcee (Alberta), Tsetsaut
Haida (Queen Charlotte Is., British Columbia), Tsimshian (British Columbia)
KJV

United States

#2108 Dec 31, 2012
WesTheDuck wrote:
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Part 4

Kwakiutl (British Columbia)
Kootenay (southeast British Columbia), Squamish (British Columbia), Bella Coola (British Columbia), Lillooet (Green River, British Columbia), Makah (Cape Flattery, Washington), Klallam (northwest Washington), Skokomish (Washington), Skagit (Washington), Quillayute (Washington), Nisqually (Washington), Twana (Puget Sound, Washington), Kathlamet
Cascade Mountains
Spokana, Nez Perce, Cayuse (eastern Washington), Yakima (Washington), Warm Springs (Oregon), Joshua (southern Oregon), Smith River (northern California coast), Wintu (north central California), Maidu (central California), Northern Miwok (central California), Tuleyome Miwok (near Clear Lake, California), Olamentko Miwok (Bodega Bay, California) Ohlone (San Francisco to Monterey, California)
Kato (Mendocino County, California)
Shasta (northern California interior), Pomo (north central California), Salinan (California), Yuma (western Arizona, southern California), Havasupai (lower Colorado River)
Ashochimi (California)
Yurok (north California coast), Blackfoot (Alberta and Montana), Cree (Canada), Timagami Ojibway (Canada), Chippewa (Ontario, Minnesota, Wisconsin), Ottawa, Menomini (Wisconsin-Michigan border), Cheyenne (Minnesota), Yellowstone, Montagnais (northern Gulf of St. Lawrence), Micmac (eastern Maritime Canada), Algonquin (upper Ottowa River), Lenape (Delaware)(Delaware to New York)
Cherokee (Great Lakes area; eastern Tennessee)
Mandan (North Dakota), Lakota
Choctaw (Mississippi), Natchez (Lower Mississippi)
Chitimacha (Southern Louisiana)
Caddo (Oklahoma, Arkansas), Pawnee (Nebraska)
Navajo (Four Corners area), Jicarilla Apache (northeastern New Mexico)
Sia (northeast Arizona)
Acagchemem (near San Juan Capistrano, California), Luiseño (Southern California), Pima (southwest Arizona), Papago (Arizona), Hopi (northeast Arizona), Zuni (New Mexico)
Central America
Tarascan (northern Michoacan, Mexico), Michoacan (Mexico)
Yaqui (Sonoran, Northern Mexico), Tarahumara (Northern Mexico), Huichol (western Mexico), Cora (east of the Huichols), Tepecano (southeast of the Huichols), Tepehua (eastern Mexico), Toltec (Mexico), Nahua (central Mexico), Tlaxcalan (central Mexico)
Tlapanec (south central Mexico), Mixtec (northern Oaxaca, Mexico), Zapotec (Oaxaca, southern Mexico), Trique (Oaxaca, southern Mexico)
Totonac (eastern Mexico)
Chol (southern Mexico), Tzeltal (Chiapas, southern Mexico), Quiché(Guatemala), Maya (southern Mexico and Guatemala)
Popoluca (Veracruz, Mexico)
Nicaragua, Panama
Carib (Antilles)
South America
Acawai (Orinoco), Arekuna (Guyana), Makiritare (Venezuela), Macusi (British Guyana)
Muysca (Colombia), Yaruro (southern Venezuela)
Yanomamö(southern Venezuela)
Tamanaque (Orinoco), Arawak (Guyana), Pamary, Abedery, and Kataushy (Purus R., Brazil), Ipurina (Upper Amazon)
Jivaro (eastern Ecuador), Shuar (Andes)
Murato (eastern Ecuador)
Cañari (Quito, Ecuador)
Guanca and Chiquito (Peru)
Ancasmarca (near Cuzco, Peru), Canelos Quechua, Quechua, Inca (Peru), Colla (high Andes)
Chiriguano (southeast Bolivia)
Chorote (Eastern Paraguay)
Eastern Brazil (Rio de Janiero region), Eastern Brazil (Cape Frio region), Caraya (Araguaia River, central Brazil), Coroado (south Brazil)
Araucania (coastal Chile)
Toba (northern Argentina)
Selk'nam (southern tip of Argentina)
Yamana (Tierra del Fuego)

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#2109 Dec 31, 2012
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
Right! LOL
Just Think didn't do what his screen pleads for him to do.(Think)
So my response to this listed below is not allowed? Is this because he uses a paint ball gun and I used the gun on the battle ship The Missouri? Lol
emperorjohn wrote:
<quoted text>If we are angry, it is because we have to see thousands of yrs of religious foolery: wars,
yawn...move along, troll...everyone is on to you.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#2110 Dec 31, 2012
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't know anything about your buybull. Sorry can't help you.
It is not I that needs help. I am no longer a believer in the bull, that you must buy to be a bible-thumping religitard. You don so easily this mantle of obtuseness. How much easier it must be for you not to see, what is between those pages of hate, filth and inhumanity, that is the Holy Bible?

Can you even imagine, how incredible to be able to read words without looking to their hidden meaning. To actually read a sentence as it is written, and take only what is written as it's meaning? No, of course you can't, but I can. I read the words attributed to a god which state that in his anger he will punish an infraction, seven times and parents will be forced to eat their children, as it is written. I take your buybull gods own word for who he is, and he is no god.

“I am but a humble duck.”

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#2111 Dec 31, 2012
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
Here's a list of a few places that have their own version of a world wide flood.
Europe
Greek, Arcadian, Samothrace
Roman
Scandinavian, German
Celtic, Welsh
Lithuanian, Transylvanian Gypsy
Turkey
Near East
Sumerian
Egypt, Babylonian, Assyrian, Chaldean, Hebrew, Islamic
Persian, Zoroastrian
Africa
Cameroon
Masai (East Africa), Komililo Nandi, Kwaya (Lake Victoria)
Southwest Tanzania, Pygmy, Ababua (northern Zaire), Kikuyu (Kenya), Bakongo (west Zaire), Bachokwe?(southern Zaire), Lower Congo, Basonge, Bena-Lulua (Congo River, southeast Zaire)
Yoruba (southwest Nigeria), Efik-Ibibio (Nigeria), Ekoi (Nigeria)
Mandingo (Ivory Coast)
Asia
Vogul
Samoyed (north Siberia)
Yenisey-Ostyak (north central Siberia), Kamchadale (northeast Siberia)
Altaic (central Asia), Tuvinian (Soyot)(north of Mongolia)
Mongolia, Buryat (eastern Siberia)
Sagaiye (eastern Siberia)
Russian
Hindu, Bhil (central India), Kamar (Raipur District, Central India), Assam
Tamil (southern India)
Lepcha (Sikkim), Tibet, Singpho (Assam), Lushai (Assam), Lisu (northwest Yunnan, China), Lolo (southwestern China), Jino (southern Yunnan, China), Karen (Burma), Chingpaw (Upper Burma)
China
Korea
Munda (north-central India), Santal (Bengal), Ho (southwestern Bengal)
Bahnar (Cochin China), Kammu (northern Thailand)
Andaman Islands (Bay of Bengal)
Zhuang (China), Sui (southern Guizhou, China), Shan (Burma)
Tsuwo (Formosa interior), Bunun (Formosa interior), Ami (eastern Taiwan)
Something definitely noteworthy when deciphering these myths is that the groups that have started them always live near bodies of water. The only cultures that mention a GREAT flood (one that kills all, most, etc., people/animals) are ones that live near places which are known to have catastrophic floods (the Hindus, Hebrews/surrounding cultures, etc).

As a matter of fact, historians have tracked the Abrahamic flood back to an actual flood. The formation of the Black Sea was caused by an enormous collapse of what are now the Dardanelles, during which an enormous amount of water would have covered everything in a week or two.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#2112 Dec 31, 2012
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
I've googled Buybull
buybull:
To be totally gullible and believe something completely absurd that a friend tells you.
Did you really buybull that story about....
Googled it, did you? Did you have trouble ignoring these? >>> Urban Dictionary: buy bull www.urbandictionary.com/define.php... - Similarto Urban Dictionary: buy bull

Another term for bible, used by people who think that the bible is a load of dog shit.

Kill The Afterlife: Tell Wal-Mart: No More BuyBull killtheafterlife.blogspot.com/2006/08/tell-wa... ...- Similarto Kill The Afterlife: Tell Wal-Mart: No More BuyBull

Aug 31, 2006 ... Tell Wal-Mart: No More BuyBull. A petition has been started to get Wal-Mart to pull the Bible from it's store shelves. Now I'm big on free speech.

Why can't christians see that the buybull is the most insane ... answers.yahoo.com/question/index...

Throughout time, skeptics have regarded the Bible as mythological, but archeology has confirmed it as historical. Opponents have attacked its ...

The Buy-Bull: Should I Read It?- YouTube

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2 min - Feb 1, 2011 - Uploaded by BionicDance
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Correction:(to your post) buy the bull, as in believe the bible(buybull), which no one does, but most Christains pretend to.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#2113 Dec 31, 2012
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
"god of the buybull"
"buybull
To be totally gullible and believe something completely absurd that a friend tells you.
Did you really buybull that story about...."
So now there is a god for your absurd religion called evolution?
"You god was created by man, to serve as a tool against other men and against all women"
Is this part of the post directed to God?
Or should the word "you" be a "your"?
I know typos happen ( I make more typos or incorrect grammar more then most) I'm just not sure if this is one or not. Also the God of the Bible is always capitalized if it's not capitalized I can only assume you're talking about a Greek or Roman god or something else all together.
Did you find a letter missing from my post? Whoohoo, yippee for you. Clearly that missing "r" decimated my entire posts intent and content, in your mind. See below: In the last sentence the word "you" should be "your" and in not being spelled correctly completely nullifies my commentary. Not!

Dude, you are pure feeb.

Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>I left Christainity, when I was reading the bible for the second time. During the first reading I was completely shocked that the god of the buybull was nothing like the god I was learning of in church and in a Christain home.

Re-read this post of yours, it is just as illegible as the other one. If you had a functional thought processor, you might begin to see that a god who would make you eat your children, is as insane as the religious minds that spawned him. You(r) god was created by man, to serve as a tool against other men and against all women.

And, the buybull god Jehovah, is no more requiring of capitalization, than is the buybull fig tree smote by the Zombie Rabbi Jesus.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#2114 Dec 31, 2012
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm sorry you don't agree with the laws of the universe set by its creator.
If you live some place you're bound by the laws there and if you break those laws you're bound to be punished by the law in that place in accordance with there predetermined sentencing.
God has laid out his law and the sentencing for law breakers.
Yeah, exactly why no plane, helicopter, blimp or rocket ship has ever left the ground. Man will not be allowed to breach the heavens. Consider the Tower of Babel, and understand that the god will not be trifled with. Anger him and you will eat your children.
The bible god who imagines mammary glands on birds, can hardly be held accountable for his words, he has clearly lost his friggin mind. Maybe a straight jacket could be arranged, should he ever, you know make himself anything more concrete than a badly constructed and most unbelievable myth.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#2115 Dec 31, 2012
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
Part 3
Navajo (Four Corners area), Jicarilla Apache (northeastern New Mexico)
Sia (northeast Arizona)
Acagchemem (near San Juan Capistrano, California), Luiseño (Southern California), Pima (southwest Arizona), Papago (Arizona), Hopi (northeast Arizona), Zuni (New Mexico)
Central America
Tarascan (northern Michoacan, Mexico), Michoacan (Mexico)
Yaqui (Sonoran, Northern Mexico), Tarahumara (Northern Mexico), Huichol (western Mexico), Cora (east of the Huichols), Tepecano (southeast of the Huichols), Tepehua (eastern Mexico), Toltec (Mexico), Nahua (central Mexico), Tlaxcalan (central Mexico)
Tlapanec (south central Mexico), Mixtec (northern Oaxaca, Mexico), Zapotec (Oaxaca, southern Mexico), Trique (Oaxaca, southern Mexico)
Totonac (eastern Mexico)
Chol (southern Mexico), Tzeltal (Chiapas, southern Mexico), Quiché(Guatemala), Maya (southern Mexico and Guatemala)
Popoluca (Veracruz, Mexico)
Nicaragua, Panama
Carib (Antilles)
South America
Acawai (Orinoco), Arekuna (Guyana), Makiritare (Venezuela), Macusi (British Guyana)
Muysca (Colombia), Yaruro (southern Venezuela)
Yanomamö(southern Venezuela)
Tamanaque (Orinoco), Arawak (Guyana), Pamary, Abedery, and Kataushy (Purus R., Brazil), Ipurina (Upper Amazon)
Jivaro (eastern Ecuador), Shuar (Andes)
Murato (eastern Ecuador)
Cañari (Quito, Ecuador)
Guanca and Chiquito (Peru)
Ancasmarca (near Cuzco, Peru), Canelos Quechua, Quechua, Inca (Peru), Colla (high Andes)
Chiriguano (southeast Bolivia)
Chorote (Eastern Paraguay)
Eastern Brazil (Rio de Janiero region), Eastern Brazil (Cape Frio region), Caraya (Araguaia River, central Brazil), Coroado (south Brazil)
Araucania (coastal Chile)
Toba (northern Argentina)
Selk'nam (southern tip of Argentina)
Yamana (Tierra del Fuego)
..... and all these local floods had one thing in common. Survivors, many survivors

Since: Apr 08

Watford, UK

#2116 Dec 31, 2012
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>..... and all these local floods had one thing in common. Survivors, many survivors
Lol

Whoops!

KJV never bargained for that response.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#2117 Jan 1, 2013
Khatru wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol
Whoops!
KJV never bargained for that response.
Well somebody had to have told the many, many varied tales, and Noah's family were all on the "foundering in shallow water" boat

Since: Mar 11

United States

#2118 Jan 3, 2013
Ancient myth scrolls say all kinds of dumb stuff like that. I prefer Perseus myself he was also born of a virgin son of god savior who died and rose into the heavens before his believers. Not to mention he walked on water raised the dead wales the sick and blind and only 600 years before the Jesus myth came around.

;)
spidersandsnakes wrote:
<quoted text>
the God of the bible is not God of this world..satan rules the world.. revelation 12:9 ..
Satan teaches humans to follow their hearts . Which is not good since thats how he mislead adam and eve in the first place... Satan hid behind a snake and now he hides behind many world organizations like religion and politics
That explains the corruption and suffering .
The last days refer to his last of rulling.
the bible says that Yahweh is going do away with it.
nothing good can happen with this wicked angels influencing the earth..

Since: Mar 11

United States

#2119 Jan 3, 2013
The believers IQ just keeps getting lower. Wow could these idiots have a high school equivilent education? No way.
Richardfs wrote:
<quoted text>
Well that removes all doubt you are an idiot.

Since: Mar 11

United States

#2120 Jan 3, 2013
Not to mention when we did people loving near water we find flooding stories! Insanity right?! Lol.

But also we see the time frame of these various flood stories are centuries if not thousands of years apart. But wait it gets even worse. See when you hear about the details of their flood it varies wildly from minor floods that only flooded part of a city to more severe floods. Can't really be a worldwide flood of it only took out part if a city, hell that's Louisiana during the storm season.
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>..... and all these local floods had one thing in common. Survivors, many survivors

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#2121 Jan 5, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Of couse, I am serious. Don't you read the bible, the laws of your god are clear, people who wear mixed fibers are to be stoned to death, and so are people who work on the Sabbath, and those who plant more than one crop in each piece of land.
And, Jesus didn't change anything, as he said, he was there to enforce every single thing from the old Testament too. No dropping none of the rules. None. Do you separate the women of your village away from others during the time they are unclean (menstruation), you do have to, you know?
the bible does make up harsh laws .. The begginning of the biblr specifically applied to the jews . They wanted to be his people so they made an oath with him.. Yahweh was making a way for his dom jesus.
Unfortuantely the jews did not fullfill their side of the agreement .

Jesus came because he had to prove that a perfect can serve Yahweh without going against him

Satan turned two perfect humans and as well as many angels against yahweh so Jesus came and prived that a perfect human can serve him.

Because of this humans can have a chance at living forever.

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#2122 Jan 5, 2013
Yellowknightmare wrote:
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the bible does make up harsh laws .. The begginning of the biblr specifically applied to the jews . They wanted to be his people so they made an oath with him.. Yahweh was making a way for his dom jesus.
Unfortuantely the jews did not fullfill their side of the agreement .
Jesus came because he had to prove that a perfect can serve Yahweh without going against him
Satan turned two perfect humans and as well as many angels against yahweh so Jesus came and prived that a perfect human can serve him.
Because of this humans can have a chance at living forever.
Have you considered not typing while you're drunk?

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