KJV

United States

#727 Nov 11, 2012
Givemeliberty wrote:
<quoted text>Bwahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaha! Classic!

Idiots really believe that man! As the dinosaurs died they thought curse you talking snake!

Why didn't God just kill off snakes? That would have made more sense.
"Why didn't God just kill off snakes? That would have made more sense."

To yes.
God created Man with freedom of choice. If he kept taking away the choice would we really have freedom if choice? This is why you fail. You have brain damage so you can never understand above the third grade level.

God has freedom of choice. God created man in is own image. God gave man all the challenges that he requires.

Your grade on the test (F)
KJV

United States

#729 Nov 11, 2012
Givemeliberty wrote:
<quoted text>So I have factually stumped you. I accept your surrender half wit.

Btw not to mention Noah was an incest loving freak so I doubt he was also this genius craftsman and had the skills to accomplish such an amazing feat as collecting pregnant animals and have them ready to give birth simultaneously.
"Btw not to mention Noah was an incest loving freak"

Jealous?
KJV

United States

#730 Nov 11, 2012
Givemeliberty wrote:
<quoted text>Poseidon allowed it. He was the one responsible for the flood as well.

Prove Poseidon didn't!
This is where our side is to point out that you made the claim so your responsible for the proof.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#731 Nov 11, 2012
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
This is where our side is to point out that you made the claim so your responsible for the proof.
We've been asking for eternity for you liars to prove your god, but all you come out with is more and more bullsh*t. Sometimes I think our honest enquiry is what leads to you people creating the massive bullsh*t that is the excuses created by religion in the first place.

maybe we should stop having conversations with you proven retards, so you can stop flooding the world and the internet with your ridiculous lies..

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#732 Nov 11, 2012
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
Wrong.
In one case for proof that they were not faked with cameras and witness all around they removed more layers of rocks and low and behold man and dinosaurs foot prints together kept right on going.
Science debunked.
http://www.badarchaeology.com/...

You are debunked.

Your debunking is debunked.

You are full of bunk.

You should stay in your bunk.

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#733 Nov 11, 2012
You first :)
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
This is where our side is to point out that you made the claim so your responsible for the proof.

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#734 Nov 11, 2012
Well that explains much about your thought process half wit. So anyways God kills off all the dinosaurs because of a talking snake? Again it was a snake who ruined everything why not leave the dinosaurs be and kill off the all the snakes?

Oh and I notice you ran from the scripture where God commands bringing 14 of each animal in the ark. That totally changes the equation :)
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
"Btw not to mention Noah was an incest loving freak"
Jealous?

Since: Apr 08

Nottingham, UK

#735 Nov 11, 2012
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
"don't know for sure and neither do you"
You don't know but you mock the Christian view point.
Evolution: when you think of it you would have start at the very beginning with the primordial soup. Let's go back to the making of the soup. Rain falling on rocks for millions and millions of years washing the correct minerals and elements into a puddle to combine with the correct gases over millions of years. Then to make the fairy tail really good something somehow created the spark of life and a speck of life came forth. Now this very primitive ( the most primitive life form ever ) lived long enough to mutate and mutate billions of times creating all forms of life ever to exist. Plants and animals adding more and more DNA along the way. Perfecting host and symbiont relationships. Fish and mammals swimming in the oceans some with gills others with blow holes then the birds in the sky and of course the birds that can't fly. Insects and ticks and worms.
Grass and trees and flowers. All from the speck of life that sprang to life with who knows how long of a life span.
Creating some as in algae to create oxygen that would be needed for the life forms that were to follow as it just kept mutating and adding DNA until the arrival of the great ape who figured it all out with no room for error and stood on his soap box and proclaimed this is how it happened no other explanation is possible.
It's not the Christian viewpoint - it belongs to the Jews.

Anyway, all creation myths are for mocking and not just the biblical version. I'm all for equality of mockery as there's nothing special about your myth.

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#736 Nov 11, 2012
Khatru wrote:
<quoted text>
You say that Satan wanted to destroy God's creations and God didn't?
God didn't want to destroy millions of men, women, children and babies, as well as millions of different species of flora and fauna; but Satan did?
So how come there was so much death and destruction?
Looks like Satan got his way and God didn't.
Are we judged by our faith in Jesus/God/Holy
Ghost or are we judged by our works?
Lol it noah a while to build the ark, he told the
people thatit was going to rain but they didn't
listen. All they had to do was get inside the ark....

Satan turned adam and eve against Jehovah in order to make the wicked angels leave the earth he had to flood it.

Satan is the one to blame,all creatures have free will the humans didn't want to listen to Noah,
In order to to save humanity and restore us he had to.

God loves us which is why he is giving us time.
Humans do not know how to take care of eachother.

God is patient ,he sent his son to die for us
When adam and eve sinned, satan challenged his right to rule

Satan believe s that no human will serve him
So Jehovah has to prove satan a liar that's why he's letting the world rulers rule proving that all human systems of government will fail

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#737 Nov 11, 2012
Just Think wrote:
<quoted text>
Damn the tricky talking snake that killed all the dinosaurs!!!
No it wasn't the snake.. it was satan... he used eve to get to adam, he lied to her saying she would positively not die. Remember adam and eve were perfect, they just didn't love him or respect his sovereignty.

So those traits spread through their offspring.

That's why Jesus was sent because he had to die for the sins of all humans. So that we can learn from his example

The Bible was composed to show us

Since: Apr 08

Nottingham, UK

#738 Nov 11, 2012
leahisadoll wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol it noah a while to build the ark, he told the
people thatit was going to rain but they didn't
listen. All they had to do was get inside the ark....
Satan turned adam and eve against Jehovah in order to make the wicked angels leave the earth he had to flood it.
Satan is the one to blame,all creatures have free will the humans didn't want to listen to Noah,
In order to to save humanity and restore us he had to.
God loves us which is why he is giving us time.
Humans do not know how to take care of eachother.
God is patient ,he sent his son to die for us
When adam and eve sinned, satan challenged his right to rule
Satan believe s that no human will serve him
So Jehovah has to prove satan a liar that's why he's letting the world rulers rule proving that all human systems of government will fail
I think you'll find that there's nothing in the Genesis myth that says it was Satan who talked Eve into eating the apple.

Of course the other thing is that, like the god of the Bible, Satan doesn't exist.

However, if the whole thing really was true and Satan did exist, he would be the dumbest entity in the universe.

Here's a being who was the brightest being in all creation (bar God). Satan would have experienced first-hand the absolute goodness and omnipotent authority god has. Why would Satan want to rebel against such love? Satan would have known more than anyone, the utter futility of trying to defy God

Yet he chose to rebel against such goodness and light?

Nothing can be that stupid; ergo... he doesn't exist.

Are we judged by our faith or by our works?

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#739 Nov 11, 2012
leahisadoll wrote:
<quoted text> Satan turned adam and eve against Jehovah in order to make the wicked angels leave the earth he had to flood it.
?

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#740 Nov 11, 2012
leahisadoll wrote:
<quoted text>
No it wasn't the snake.. it was satan... he used eve to get to adam, he lied to her saying she would positively not die.
And he told the truth, she did not as the god had claimed she would, die that day.

“Reason's Greetings!”

Since: Feb 11

Pale Blue Dot

#741 Nov 11, 2012
leahisadoll wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol it noah a while to build the ark, he told the
people thatit was going to rain but they didn't
listen. All they had to do was get inside the ark....
Satan turned adam and eve against Jehovah in order to make the wicked angels leave the earth he had to flood it.
Satan is the one to blame,all creatures have free will the humans didn't want to listen to Noah,
In order to to save humanity and restore us he had to.
God loves us which is why he is giving us time.
Humans do not know how to take care of eachother.
God is patient ,he sent his son to die for us
When adam and eve sinned, satan challenged his right to rule
Satan believe s that no human will serve him
So Jehovah has to prove satan a liar that's why he's letting the world rulers rule proving that all human systems of government will fail
So much for an omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent god!

Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot.
Or he can, but does not want to.
Or he cannot, and does not want to.

If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent.
If he can, but does not want to, then he is wicked.
If he neither can, nor wants to, he is both powerless and wicked.

- Epicurus

Since: Apr 09

Location hidden

#742 Nov 11, 2012
leahisadoll wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol it noah a while to build the ark, he told the
people thatit was going to rain but they didn't
listen. All they had to do was get inside the ark....
Satan turned adam and eve against Jehovah in order to make the wicked angels leave the earth he had to flood it.
Satan is the one to blame,all creatures have free will the humans didn't want to listen to Noah,
In order to to save humanity and restore us he had to.
God loves us which is why he is giving us time.
Humans do not know how to take care of eachother.
God is patient ,he sent his son to die for us
When adam and eve sinned, satan challenged his right to rule
Satan believe s that no human will serve him
So Jehovah has to prove satan a liar that's why he's letting the world rulers rule proving that all human systems of government will fail
Dear Humans,

I love you all so much I have to kill 99.999999999% of you. You and your children and your babies will die horrible deaths from drowning.

But I love you.

Seriously.

god.

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#743 Nov 11, 2012
Exactly that is old news but the Christholes don't want to hear it.
Aerobatty wrote:
<quoted text>
http://www.badarchaeology.com/...
You are debunked.
Your debunking is debunked.
You are full of bunk.
You should stay in your bunk.

“Reason's Greetings!”

Since: Feb 11

Pale Blue Dot

#744 Nov 11, 2012
leahisadoll wrote:
<quoted text>

I'm not J.W but from reading the Bible I can tell they're telling the truth
They don't lie ....
Do they have you fooled too?

Many people would disagree with you. In fact they are no different from the rest of the theists here. Here are just a few after a simple google search

LYING TO THE PUBLIC

http://www.letusreason.org/JW8.htm

Welcome to the Watchtower Lies site

http://www.watchtowerlies.com/watchtowerlies_...

Jehovah's Witnesses LIE!

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religi...

Four Lies Jehovah's Witnesses Tell Themselves

http://exjehovahswitnessportland.blogspot.com...

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#745 Nov 11, 2012
Are you a Jehovah's witless?
leahisadoll wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol it noah a while to build the ark, he told the
people thatit was going to rain but they didn't
listen. All they had to do was get inside the ark....
Satan turned adam and eve against Jehovah in order to make the wicked angels leave the earth he had to flood it.
Satan is the one to blame,all creatures have free will the humans didn't want to listen to Noah,
In order to to save humanity and restore us he had to.
God loves us which is why he is giving us time.
Humans do not know how to take care of eachother.
God is patient ,he sent his son to die for us
When adam and eve sinned, satan challenged his right to rule
Satan believe s that no human will serve him
So Jehovah has to prove satan a liar that's why he's letting the world rulers rule proving that all human systems of government will fail

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#746 Nov 11, 2012
Khatru wrote:
<quoted text>
I think you'll find that there's nothing in the Genesis myth that says it was Satan who talked Eve into eating the apple.
Of course the other thing is that, like the god of the Bible, Satan doesn't exist.
However, if the whole thing really was true and Satan did exist, he would be the dumbest entity in the universe.
Here's a being who was the brightest being in all creation (bar God). Satan would have experienced first-hand the absolute goodness and omnipotent authority god has. Why would Satan want to rebel against such love? Satan would have known more than anyone, the utter futility of trying to defy God
Yet he chose to rebel against such goodness and light?
Nothing can be that stupid; ergo... he doesn't exist.
Are we judged by our faith or by our works?
stupid? No satan is very powerful spirit creature, when he tempted jesus he offered jesus all the kingdoms of the earth if Jesus were toperform one act of worship to him matthew 4:8-10
8 "Again the Devil took him along to an unusually high mountain, and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory,9and he said to him:“All these things I will give you if you fall down and do an act of worship to me.”10Then Jesus said to him:“Go away, Satan! For it is written,‘It is Jehovah your God you must worship, and it is to him alone you must render sacred service.’”1

The bibleis real it says that the last days God willwill cast him out of the heavens and bound him to the earth
revelation 7-9 And war broke out in heaven: Mi&#8242;cha&#8231;el and his angels battled with the dragon, and the dragon and its angels battled 8 but it did not prevail, neither was a place found for them any longer in heaven

revelation 12:9 .9So down the great dragon was hurled, the original serpent, the one called Devil and Satan, who is misleading the entire inhabited earth; he was hurled down to the earth, and his angels were hurled down with him.

This happened in the beginning of the 20 century,
Jesus and his apostles for told of this time known as the last days

2 tim 3:1-5
1But know this, that in the last days critical times hard to deal with will be here.2For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, self&#8208;assuming, haughty, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, disloyal,3having no natural affection, not open to any agreement, slanderers, without self&#8208;control, fierce, without love of goodness,4betrayers, headstrong, puffed up [with pride], lovers of pleasures rather than lovers of God,5having a form of godly devotion but proving false to its power; and from these turn away.

luke 21:10,11 Then he went on to say to them:“Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom;11and there will be great earthquakes, and in one place after another pestilences and food shortages; and there will be fearful sights and from heaven great signs.

whether you believe it or not the Bible says the destruction of false relion will happen then the nations will be next.

“Reason's Greetings!”

Since: Feb 11

Pale Blue Dot

#747 Nov 11, 2012
leahisadoll wrote:
<quoted text>
stupid? No satan is very powerful spirit creature,
Apparently it's more powerful that your impotent god. Maybe that's why some to prefer to worhip it instead.

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