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Eagle 12 wrote:
I think it would be interesting if someone would ask the people in Colorado what they think about Noah’s flood.
They might have some valuable insight on this subject about right now. It’s interesting to note Colorado is above sea level.
Could rain cause massive flooding and billions in damage in the State of Colorado? People missing? Your opinion is greatly affected by your position. If you position is high and dry. Then your view is different than when you are at the top of a tree holding on with water rushing underneath you.
Ask someone who was just lifted off the top of a tree by helicopter if they believe Noah’s flood happened.
The flood didn't happen, your book is full of sh*t and you have no proof of god.

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It's time to re-publish this:

Since murdering a person pretty much is usurping his free will anyway, here's the New And Improved Noah's Story:

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God: "Noah! We Need To Talk."

Noah: "Okay, God, what's this all about, anyway? If it's about last night, I can explain---"

God: "Nevermindaboutthat! I Have Decided. I Am Going To Destroy The World!"

Noah: "Destroy the---wait, what? You just built it only two thousand years ago...!"

God: "Oh, I Know. And It Is Barely Paid For. But People Have Become Evil: I Wish To Start Again."

Noah: <gulp> "Even me, Lord? Have I not slaughtered enough virgin animals?"

God: "Oh, Noah, Noah, Noah: Your Slaughter Is Most Pleasing To Me, So Obviously, You Will Be Spared. But, Nobody Else!"

God: "What about me sons? They helped with the raising and the killing, after all."

God: "Oh, Okay-- Including Your Sons."

Noah: "And the missus? Hard to make more sons without a misses."

God: "True. Okay-- The Missus Too."

Noah: "How about me son's wives? They aren't **that** bad."

God: "Okay-- But No More! I Will Destroy All The Rest--By Drowning."

Noah: "Okay. That's an excellent plan, I'm sure. But won't all the animals drown too? And the plants? What about barley and hopps? You canna make good beer without those. And I have a fresh crop of baby animals I was plannin' on sacrificing to you, Oh Lord-- what about those?"

God: "You Have A Point. So, What To Do, Then? Make Some Sort Of Boat?"

Noah: "Well, a big boat does sound like a really good idea, but how about this: since you're planning on drowing'em anyhow, why not just CHANGE everyone?"

God: <intrigued> "Hmmm. Keep Talking."

Noah: "I know free will is a big thing with you, but drowning someone is pretty much against their free will anyhow, right?"

God: "Right. I Think I See Where You Are Going."

Noah: "I mean, why not just Fix the problem, instead of washing it under the carpet, so to speak? You could simply change all the minds of the adults into good, decent people-- sure, they'd not have free will but so what? This way, they would raise their kids to be good, instead of evil, and you'd not have to drown the babies, too. Then, when the time was right, you simply kill the adults without free will, say from a nice disease or old age or somethin'."

God: "Okay. I Like That Plan. I Had Not Thought About The Drowning Babies. Good."

Noah: "And no mess to clean up for afters, either."

God: "True. Okay-- Let It Be So."

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And so it was. And all the world lived Happily Ever After.
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Sheldon is impressed with himself but makes atheism a joke with his posts
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LCNLin wrote:
Sheldon is impressed with himself but makes atheism a joke with his posts
LOL
Bitter creationists liars can't cope with hard evidence against their cult.
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Have a very Happy Day Skippy

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Have a very Happy Day Skippy
Creationists trolls like you show us everyday that your failing cult has nothing great to add to this world at all.

Liars deserve the treatment they give others.

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John 14:6
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

1 John 5:12
"He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life."

Isaiah 53:5-6
"But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all."

Luke 13:5
"I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."

(Nobody need worry about the anger. The gospel-seed will take root and grow. It knows what to do.)
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The Real Goose wrote:
1 John 5:12
"He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life."
Thats a very insular view of the world. Are people going to burn in hell for simply being born into the wrong place, or in thinking that worshipping a man as God is silly. If you had been born into a different religion you would like believe that instead.
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The Real Goose wrote:
John 14:6
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
1 John 5:12
"He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life."
Isaiah 53:5-6
"But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all."
Luke 13:5
"I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."
(Nobody need worry about the anger. The gospel-seed will take root and grow. It knows what to do.)
No mental deficiency exhibited on this thread then
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#4832
Sep 25, 2013
 
The Real Goose wrote:
John 14:6
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
1 John 5:12
"He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life."
Isaiah 53:5-6
"But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all."
Luke 13:5
"I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."
(Nobody need worry about the anger. The gospel-seed will take root and grow. It knows what to do.)
Let's see: after nearly 2000 years of "growing" you barely have 20% of the world's population?

Seriously?

LOL!

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#4833
Sep 26, 2013
 
The Real Goose wrote:
John 14:6
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
1 John 5:12
"He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life."
Isaiah 53:5-6
"But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all."
Luke 13:5
"I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."
(Nobody need worry about the anger. The gospel-seed will take root and grow. It knows what to do.)
When you cannot be brave and talk like a human being, you quote your cult book like a cowardly liar with no proof of god.

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#4834
Sep 27, 2013
 
The Real Goose wrote:
John 14:6
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
1 John 5:12
"He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life."
Isaiah 53:5-6
"But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all."
Luke 13:5
"I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."
(Nobody need worry about the anger. The gospel-seed will take root and grow. It knows what to do.)
Its a cult of quotes people. That's all it is. No evidence, just words in a book written and distributed by mad people.

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-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>Time is NOT proof of god, you ignorant creationist fool.

Time is proof of TIME!!!

Why are you even arguing back when you KNOW you have no proof of god.

You creationist liars are shameless people!
You don't know too much do you?

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The Almighty Tzar wrote:
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You don't know too much do you?
Here you go: I re-wrote your Noah myth to put your inept god into a better light-- just for you.

Note: since murdering a person pretty much is usurping his free will anyway, here's the New And Improved Noah's Story:

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God: "Noah! We Need To Talk."

Noah: "Okay, God, what's this all about, anyway? If it's about last night, I can explain---"

God: "Nevermindaboutthat! I Have Decided. I Am Going To Destroy The World!"

Noah: "Destroy the---wait, what? You just built it only two thousand years ago...!"

God: "Oh, I Know. And It Is Barely Paid For. But People Have Become Evil: I Wish To Start Again."

Noah: <gulp> "Even me, Lord? Have I not slaughtered enough virgin animals?"

God: "Oh, Noah, Noah, Noah: Your Slaughter Is Most Pleasing To Me, So Obviously, You Will Be Spared. But, Nobody Else!"

God: "What about me sons? They helped with the raising and the killing, after all."

God: "Oh, Okay-- Including Your Sons."

Noah: "And the missus? Hard to make more sons without a misses."

God: "True. Okay-- The Missus Too."

Noah: "How about me son's wives? They aren't **that** bad."

God: "Okay-- But No More! I Will Destroy All The Rest--By Drowning."

Noah: "Okay. That's an excellent plan, I'm sure. But won't all the animals drown too? And the plants? What about barley and hopps? You canna make good beer without those. And I have a fresh crop of baby animals I was plannin' on sacrificing to you, Oh Lord-- what about those?"

God: "You Have A Point. So, What To Do, Then? Make Some Sort Of Boat?"

Noah: "Well, a big boat does sound like a really good idea, but how about this: since you're planning on drowing'em anyhow, why not just CHANGE everyone?"

God: <intrigued> "Hmmm. Keep Talking."

Noah: "I know free will is a big thing with you, but drowning someone is pretty much against their free will anyhow, right?"

God: "Right. I Think I See Where You Are Going."

Noah: "I mean, why not just Fix the problem, instead of washing it under the carpet, so to speak? You could simply change all the minds of the adults into good, decent people-- sure, they'd not have free will but so what? This way, they would raise their kids to be good, instead of evil, and you'd not have to drown the babies, too. Then, when the time was right, you simply kill the adults without free will, say from a nice disease or old age or somethin'."

God: "Okay. I Like That Plan. I Had Not Thought About The Drowning Babies. Good."

Noah: "And no mess to clean up for afters, either."

God: "True. Okay-- Let It Be So."

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And so it was. And all the world lived Happily Ever After.

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Sep 27, 2013
 
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You don't know too much do you?
All you need to do is prove the creationist god your cult sent you here to lie to us about, instead of asking stupid questions.

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The Almighty Tzar wrote:
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These Dolt will never get it.
Nice effort but these two have a combined IQ of 1.
Well, it's wrapped up then, we are nicer than you lot.

I personally would have guessed your IQ at about 78-82, and the little cracker Jehovah's witless coming in at around 68-70 points.

BTW it's >> dolts <<. No need to capitalize, but making it a plural would have been necessary, to complete your line of thought.

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Sep 28, 2013
 
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Well, it's wrapped up then, we are nicer than you lot.

I personally would have guessed your IQ at about 78-82, and the little cracker Jehovah's witless coming in at around 68-70 points.

BTW it's >> dolts <<. No need to capitalize, but making it a plural would have been necessary, to complete your line of thought.
I think you are being entirely too generous, here.

When you factor in the deliberate anti-education, the willful ignorance and the intentional desire to spread known lies?

Well...

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Sep 28, 2013
 
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
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I think you are being entirely too generous, here.
When you factor in the deliberate anti-education, the willful ignorance and the intentional desire to spread known lies?
Well...
I know. Still, it's who I am. I have a life long habit of being nicer than I should be. Hindsight continues to show me that, but even when it's proven that I shouldn't be, I still am. And now, I've credited those two with almost normal IQs.

Think of it this way, the USA routinely sent draftees to serve and die in Vietnam, who had 70 - 80 IQs. These little god-bots have probably never been so highly touted.

I just know that one of them will remind us, that a 70 is passing, even in hom skul.
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Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>I know. Still, it's who I am. I have a life long habit of being nicer than I should be. Hindsight continues to show me that, but even when it's proven that I shouldn't be, I still am. And now, I've credited those two with almost normal IQs.
Think of it this way, the USA routinely sent draftees to serve and die in Vietnam, who had 70 - 80 IQs. These little god-bots have probably never been so highly touted.
I just know that one of them will remind us, that a 70 is passing, even in hom skul.
smug
LOL

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Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>I know. Still, it's who I am. I have a life long habit of being nicer than I should be. Hindsight continues to show me that, but even when it's proven that I shouldn't be, I still am. And now, I've credited those two with almost normal IQs.
Think of it this way, the USA routinely sent draftees to serve and die in Vietnam, who had 70 - 80 IQs. These little god-bots have probably never been so highly touted.
I just know that one of them will remind us, that a 70 is passing, even in hom skul.
Well, one thing I've noticed about your typical god-robot: they are really bad at math.

Especially statistics, which is kinda weird anyhow.

So they really have no understanding of what the numbers on the IQ scale represent, or how that the farther one is from the mean (100), the more rarefied that score becomes.

Of course, George Carlin loved to point out: fully 1/2 of the population has an IQ below that 100 score ....

... heh.

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