Noah's flood real
LCNLin

United States

#4827 Sep 25, 2013
Have a very Happy Day Skippy

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#4828 Sep 25, 2013
LCNLin wrote:
Have a very Happy Day Skippy
Creationists trolls like you show us everyday that your failing cult has nothing great to add to this world at all.

Liars deserve the treatment they give others.

Since: Mar 12

Location hidden

#4829 Sep 25, 2013
John 14:6
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

1 John 5:12
"He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life."

Isaiah 53:5-6
"But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all."

Luke 13:5
"I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."

(Nobody need worry about the anger. The gospel-seed will take root and grow. It knows what to do.)
reasoner

Stoke-on-trent, UK

#4830 Sep 25, 2013
The Real Goose wrote:
1 John 5:12
"He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life."
Thats a very insular view of the world. Are people going to burn in hell for simply being born into the wrong place, or in thinking that worshipping a man as God is silly. If you had been born into a different religion you would like believe that instead.
EdSed

Hamilton, UK

#4831 Sep 25, 2013
The Real Goose wrote:
John 14:6
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
1 John 5:12
"He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life."
Isaiah 53:5-6
"But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all."
Luke 13:5
"I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."
(Nobody need worry about the anger. The gospel-seed will take root and grow. It knows what to do.)
No mental deficiency exhibited on this thread then
:-)

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4832 Sep 25, 2013
The Real Goose wrote:
John 14:6
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
1 John 5:12
"He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life."
Isaiah 53:5-6
"But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all."
Luke 13:5
"I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."
(Nobody need worry about the anger. The gospel-seed will take root and grow. It knows what to do.)
Let's see: after nearly 2000 years of "growing" you barely have 20% of the world's population?

Seriously?

LOL!

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#4833 Sep 26, 2013
The Real Goose wrote:
John 14:6
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
1 John 5:12
"He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life."
Isaiah 53:5-6
"But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all."
Luke 13:5
"I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."
(Nobody need worry about the anger. The gospel-seed will take root and grow. It knows what to do.)
When you cannot be brave and talk like a human being, you quote your cult book like a cowardly liar with no proof of god.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#4834 Sep 27, 2013
The Real Goose wrote:
John 14:6
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
1 John 5:12
"He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life."
Isaiah 53:5-6
"But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all."
Luke 13:5
"I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish."
(Nobody need worry about the anger. The gospel-seed will take root and grow. It knows what to do.)
Its a cult of quotes people. That's all it is. No evidence, just words in a book written and distributed by mad people.

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#4835 Sep 27, 2013
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>Time is NOT proof of god, you ignorant creationist fool.

Time is proof of TIME!!!

Why are you even arguing back when you KNOW you have no proof of god.

You creationist liars are shameless people!
You don't know too much do you?

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4836 Sep 27, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
You don't know too much do you?
Here you go: I re-wrote your Noah myth to put your inept god into a better light-- just for you.

Note: since murdering a person pretty much is usurping his free will anyway, here's the New And Improved Noah's Story:

-----

God: "Noah! We Need To Talk."

Noah: "Okay, God, what's this all about, anyway? If it's about last night, I can explain---"

God: "Nevermindaboutthat! I Have Decided. I Am Going To Destroy The World!"

Noah: "Destroy the---wait, what? You just built it only two thousand years ago...!"

God: "Oh, I Know. And It Is Barely Paid For. But People Have Become Evil: I Wish To Start Again."

Noah: <gulp> "Even me, Lord? Have I not slaughtered enough virgin animals?"

God: "Oh, Noah, Noah, Noah: Your Slaughter Is Most Pleasing To Me, So Obviously, You Will Be Spared. But, Nobody Else!"

God: "What about me sons? They helped with the raising and the killing, after all."

God: "Oh, Okay-- Including Your Sons."

Noah: "And the missus? Hard to make more sons without a misses."

God: "True. Okay-- The Missus Too."

Noah: "How about me son's wives? They aren't **that** bad."

God: "Okay-- But No More! I Will Destroy All The Rest--By Drowning."

Noah: "Okay. That's an excellent plan, I'm sure. But won't all the animals drown too? And the plants? What about barley and hopps? You canna make good beer without those. And I have a fresh crop of baby animals I was plannin' on sacrificing to you, Oh Lord-- what about those?"

God: "You Have A Point. So, What To Do, Then? Make Some Sort Of Boat?"

Noah: "Well, a big boat does sound like a really good idea, but how about this: since you're planning on drowing'em anyhow, why not just CHANGE everyone?"

God: <intrigued> "Hmmm. Keep Talking."

Noah: "I know free will is a big thing with you, but drowning someone is pretty much against their free will anyhow, right?"

God: "Right. I Think I See Where You Are Going."

Noah: "I mean, why not just Fix the problem, instead of washing it under the carpet, so to speak? You could simply change all the minds of the adults into good, decent people-- sure, they'd not have free will but so what? This way, they would raise their kids to be good, instead of evil, and you'd not have to drown the babies, too. Then, when the time was right, you simply kill the adults without free will, say from a nice disease or old age or somethin'."

God: "Okay. I Like That Plan. I Had Not Thought About The Drowning Babies. Good."

Noah: "And no mess to clean up for afters, either."

God: "True. Okay-- Let It Be So."

-----

And so it was. And all the world lived Happily Ever After.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#4837 Sep 27, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
You don't know too much do you?
All you need to do is prove the creationist god your cult sent you here to lie to us about, instead of asking stupid questions.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#4838 Sep 27, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
These Dolt will never get it.
Nice effort but these two have a combined IQ of 1.
Well, it's wrapped up then, we are nicer than you lot.

I personally would have guessed your IQ at about 78-82, and the little cracker Jehovah's witless coming in at around 68-70 points.

BTW it's >> dolts <<. No need to capitalize, but making it a plural would have been necessary, to complete your line of thought.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4839 Sep 28, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Well, it's wrapped up then, we are nicer than you lot.

I personally would have guessed your IQ at about 78-82, and the little cracker Jehovah's witless coming in at around 68-70 points.

BTW it's >> dolts <<. No need to capitalize, but making it a plural would have been necessary, to complete your line of thought.
I think you are being entirely too generous, here.

When you factor in the deliberate anti-education, the willful ignorance and the intentional desire to spread known lies?

Well...

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#4840 Sep 28, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
I think you are being entirely too generous, here.
When you factor in the deliberate anti-education, the willful ignorance and the intentional desire to spread known lies?
Well...
I know. Still, it's who I am. I have a life long habit of being nicer than I should be. Hindsight continues to show me that, but even when it's proven that I shouldn't be, I still am. And now, I've credited those two with almost normal IQs.

Think of it this way, the USA routinely sent draftees to serve and die in Vietnam, who had 70 - 80 IQs. These little god-bots have probably never been so highly touted.

I just know that one of them will remind us, that a 70 is passing, even in hom skul.
LCNLin

United States

#4841 Sep 28, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>I know. Still, it's who I am. I have a life long habit of being nicer than I should be. Hindsight continues to show me that, but even when it's proven that I shouldn't be, I still am. And now, I've credited those two with almost normal IQs.
Think of it this way, the USA routinely sent draftees to serve and die in Vietnam, who had 70 - 80 IQs. These little god-bots have probably never been so highly touted.
I just know that one of them will remind us, that a 70 is passing, even in hom skul.
smug
LOL

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4842 Sep 28, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>I know. Still, it's who I am. I have a life long habit of being nicer than I should be. Hindsight continues to show me that, but even when it's proven that I shouldn't be, I still am. And now, I've credited those two with almost normal IQs.
Think of it this way, the USA routinely sent draftees to serve and die in Vietnam, who had 70 - 80 IQs. These little god-bots have probably never been so highly touted.
I just know that one of them will remind us, that a 70 is passing, even in hom skul.
Well, one thing I've noticed about your typical god-robot: they are really bad at math.

Especially statistics, which is kinda weird anyhow.

So they really have no understanding of what the numbers on the IQ scale represent, or how that the farther one is from the mean (100), the more rarefied that score becomes.

Of course, George Carlin loved to point out: fully 1/2 of the population has an IQ below that 100 score ....

... heh.

Since: Sep 13

Dubai, UAE

#4843 Sep 28, 2013
Richardfs wrote:
<quoted text>
Is it any wounder we just laugh at you?
Noah peace be upon him was mentioned even in islam

Quran

Here is his ark

http://im4.gulfup.com/2011-06-28/130927843252...

Scientist even measured the ark and it is just same as noah ark

http://im4.gulfup.com/2011-06-28/130927843126...

They found it in same place that mentioned in quran
Mountain of judi in turkish

God say in Quran :

And it was said, "O earth, swallow your water, and O sky, withhold [your rain]." And the water subsided, and the matter was accomplished, and the ship came to rest on the [mountain of] Judiyy. And it was said, "Away with the wrongdoing people."

They found this painting which talk about flood

http://im4.gulfup.com/2011-06-28/130927843221...

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#4844 Sep 29, 2013
No-Doubt wrote:
<quoted text>
Noah peace be upon him was mentioned even in islam
Quran
Here is his ark
http://im4.gulfup.com/2011-06-28/130927843252...
Scientist even measured the ark and it is just same as noah ark
http://im4.gulfup.com/2011-06-28/130927843126...
They found it in same place that mentioned in quran
Mountain of judi in turkish
God say in Quran :
And it was said, "O earth, swallow your water, and O sky, withhold [your rain]." And the water subsided, and the matter was accomplished, and the ship came to rest on the [mountain of] Judiyy. And it was said, "Away with the wrongdoing people."
They found this painting which talk about flood
http://im4.gulfup.com/2011-06-28/130927843221...
The ark is one of the the more stupider lies of your cult. But I suppose if we believe in your god bollocks, anything is possible?

Since: Sep 13

Abu Dhabi, UAE

#4845 Sep 29, 2013
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>
The ark is one of the the more stupider lies of your cult. But I suppose if we believe in your god bollocks, anything is possible?
Ha ha haaaaa

It is not lies

I show you evidence

Accuesser innocence untill proven guilt

What is your evidence Ark is not real story

Of course

There is nothing to be said

Bollok is you and behave your self when you talk

Oh drunk

How many bottle you drink today

Please don't chat while you drink

It may ruin my prestige

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4846 Sep 29, 2013
No-Doubt wrote:
<quoted text>
Noah peace be upon him was mentioned even in islam
More proof that islam is just another lying religion.

Thanks!

Only someone who is batshit insane would believe such a ludicrous tale (noah's flood).

Seriously.

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