Noah's flood real

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#4803 Sep 21, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
You booby have been given proof
Here it is one more time just for you.
TIME is proof of creation.
Atheists ask only 3 question, we ask it three times just to be extra sure that you're mentally ill.

The question is this:

1. Where's the evidence of the f*cking god you lie to us about everyday?

2. Where's the evidence of the f*cking god you lie to us about everyday?

3. Where's the evidence of the f*cking god you lie to us about everyday?

Since: Jun 13

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#4804 Sep 21, 2013
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>This is coming from the creationist that denies fossils, folks.
LOL

Denies Fossils? Bawhahahaha

What have they asked for that I denied them? LOL

Since: Jun 13

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#4805 Sep 21, 2013
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>Foolish creationist liar.

That is all.
Promise?
Oh that's right your word means nothing!
-Skeptic- wrote:
Goodbye everyone. I hope you all find yourselves out there whatever you are looking for. I will however be taking retirement.

There's no such thing as god, there never has and there never will be.

I am changing the password to my account so will not be using it anymore, but it will still be there, preserving all the conversation.

If you want to contact me, you can leave your email in this thread.

Bye!

Since: Jun 13

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#4806 Sep 21, 2013
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>Atheists ask only 3 question, we ask it three times just to be extra sure that you're mentally ill.

The question is this:

1. Where's the evidence of the f*cking god you lie to us about everyday?

2. Where's the evidence of the f*cking god you lie to us about everyday?

3. Where's the evidence of the f*cking god you lie to us about everyday?
1). TIME itself.
2). TIME itself.
3). TIME itself.

Since: Jun 07

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#4807 Sep 21, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
1). TIME itself.
2). TIME itself.
3). TIME itself.
Time is not proof of the creationist god you claim is the answer to the whole universe.

Did you fall over and hit your head of something. Even a 5 year old would slap you in your face with such a f*cking stupid lie.

So we ask you again:

Where the f*ck is prove of the god you're lying to us about, creationist fool?

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4808 Sep 21, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
1). TIME itself.
2). TIME itself.
3). TIME itself.
1) Nope.
2) Nope.
3) Nope.

Next!

Since: Jun 13

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#4810 Sep 22, 2013
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>Time is not proof of the creationist god you claim is the answer to the whole universe.

Did you fall over and hit your head of something. Even a 5 year old would slap you in your face with such a f*cking stupid lie.

So we ask you again:

Where the f*ck is prove of the god you're lying to us about, creationist fool?
"Time is not proof of the creationist god you claim is the answer to the whole universe."

Stephen Hawkings:

"At a singularity, all the laws of physics would have broken down. This means (magic)

Since events before the Big Bang have no observational consequences, one may as well cut them out of the theory, and say that TIME began at the Big Bang when all the laws of physics break down. "

No laws of physics = magic.

Science must stay with in the lines of the laws of physics. Only religion is allowed outside of the lines.
Stephen Hawkings is talking religion not science.

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#4811 Sep 22, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>1) Nope.
2) Nope.
3) Nope.

Next!
Stephen Hawkings:

"Although the laws of science seemed to predict the universe had a beginning, they also seemed to predict that they could not determine how the universe would have begun. This is obviously very unsatisfactory. "

Must invoke magic........

(Here is where all the laws of physic break down) LOL. And they invoke magic. LOL
Eagle 12

Edwardsville, IL

#4812 Sep 22, 2013
I think it would be interesting if someone would ask the people in Colorado what they think about Noah’s flood.

They might have some valuable insight on this subject about right now. It’s interesting to note Colorado is above sea level.

Could rain cause massive flooding and billions in damage in the State of Colorado? People missing? Your opinion is greatly affected by your position. If you position is high and dry. Then your view is different than when you are at the top of a tree holding on with water rushing underneath you.

Ask someone who was just lifted off the top of a tree by helicopter if they believe Noah’s flood happened.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4813 Sep 22, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
"Time is not proof of the creationist god you claim is the answer to the whole universe."
Stephen Hawkings:
Who's this "stephen hawkings"?

Never hear of him, myself-- someone you made up?

Seriously? Who is "hawkings"?

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4814 Sep 22, 2013
Eagle 12 wrote:
I think it would be interesting if someone would ask the people in Colorado what they think about Noah’s flood.
They might have some valuable insight on this subject about right now. It’s interesting to note Colorado is above sea level.
Could rain cause massive flooding and billions in damage in the State of Colorado? People missing? Your opinion is greatly affected by your position. If you position is high and dry. Then your view is different than when you are at the top of a tree holding on with water rushing underneath you.
Ask someone who was just lifted off the top of a tree by helicopter if they believe Noah’s flood happened.
Anecdotal "witnesses" are not facts.

The fact is?

Noah's boat, as described? Could not stay afloat.

If you calculate the weight of the number of animals needed to fulfill "2 of each kind"?

Then, if you calculate the water displaced by the volume of Noah's boat?(**ignoring** the weight of the wood)

That boat would sink 10 times over-- the animals would have been too heavy.

Never mind the **volume** these animals would take up.

Never mind the **food** these animals would require.

Never mind the **water** these animals would need, daily.

Their weight? Would sink Noah's boat 10 times over-- assuming the boat was magic, and did not itself weigh **anything** at all.

So no.

The flood is a myth.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#4815 Sep 22, 2013
Eagle 12 wrote:
I think it would be interesting if someone would ask the people in Colorado what they think about Noah’s flood.
They might have some valuable insight on this subject about right now. It’s interesting to note Colorado is above sea level.
Could rain cause massive flooding and billions in damage in the State of Colorado? People missing? Your opinion is greatly affected by your position. If you position is high and dry. Then your view is different than when you are at the top of a tree holding on with water rushing underneath you.
Ask someone who was just lifted off the top of a tree by helicopter if they believe Noah’s flood happened.
So do you think that rain can't fall, faster than it can run off? Do you think that all of Colorado was under water? Do you get, that for Colorado to be part of a world wide flood, the rest of the planet would be inundated first?

It wasn't so bad that my sister couldn't drive back to Wyoming, with just a few hundred miles of National Guard assisted backtracking, added to her trip.

Ask the helicopter operator if he has flown his bird, higher into the skies, than a desert people could have build a tower called Babel.
LCNLin

United States

#4816 Sep 22, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>So do you think that rain can't fall, faster than it can run off? Do you think that all of Colorado was under water? Do you get, that for Colorado to be part of a world wide flood, the rest of the planet would be inundated first?
It wasn't so bad that my sister couldn't drive back to Wyoming, with just a few hundred miles of National Guard assisted backtracking, added to her trip.
Ask the helicopter operator if he has flown his bird, higher into the skies, than a desert people could have build a tower called Babel.
rambling off topic again :-)

Since: Jun 07

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#4817 Sep 23, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
"Time is not proof of the creationist god you claim is the answer to the whole universe."
Stephen Hawkings:
"At a singularity, all the laws of physics would have broken down. This means (magic)
Since events before the Big Bang have no observational consequences, one may as well cut them out of the theory, and say that TIME began at the Big Bang when all the laws of physics break down. "
No laws of physics = magic.
Science must stay with in the lines of the laws of physics. Only religion is allowed outside of the lines.
Stephen Hawkings is talking religion not science.
Time is NOT proof of god, you ignorant creationist fool.

Time is proof of TIME!!!

Why are you even arguing back when you KNOW you have no proof of god.

You creationist liars are shameless people!

Since: Jun 07

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#4818 Sep 23, 2013
LCNLin wrote:
<quoted text>
rambling off topic again :-)
well stop it then.

Since: Jun 07

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#4819 Sep 23, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
Stephen Hawkings:
"Although the laws of science seemed to predict the universe had a beginning, they also seemed to predict that they could not determine how the universe would have begun. This is obviously very unsatisfactory. "
Must invoke magic........
(Here is where all the laws of physic break down) LOL. And they invoke magic. LOL
Creationist liar with no proof of god, thinks TIME is the proof of god LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

What a f*cking idiot, evolutionary reject.

Since: Jun 07

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#4820 Sep 23, 2013
Eagle 12 wrote:
I think it would be interesting if someone would ask the people in Colorado what they think about Noah’s flood.
They might have some valuable insight on this subject about right now. It’s interesting to note Colorado is above sea level.
Could rain cause massive flooding and billions in damage in the State of Colorado? People missing? Your opinion is greatly affected by your position. If you position is high and dry. Then your view is different than when you are at the top of a tree holding on with water rushing underneath you.
Ask someone who was just lifted off the top of a tree by helicopter if they believe Noah’s flood happened.
The flood didn't happen, your book is full of sh*t and you have no proof of god.

Reality check

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4822 Sep 24, 2013
It's time to re-publish this:

Since murdering a person pretty much is usurping his free will anyway, here's the New And Improved Noah's Story:

-----

God: "Noah! We Need To Talk."

Noah: "Okay, God, what's this all about, anyway? If it's about last night, I can explain---"

God: "Nevermindaboutthat! I Have Decided. I Am Going To Destroy The World!"

Noah: "Destroy the---wait, what? You just built it only two thousand years ago...!"

God: "Oh, I Know. And It Is Barely Paid For. But People Have Become Evil: I Wish To Start Again."

Noah: <gulp> "Even me, Lord? Have I not slaughtered enough virgin animals?"

God: "Oh, Noah, Noah, Noah: Your Slaughter Is Most Pleasing To Me, So Obviously, You Will Be Spared. But, Nobody Else!"

God: "What about me sons? They helped with the raising and the killing, after all."

God: "Oh, Okay-- Including Your Sons."

Noah: "And the missus? Hard to make more sons without a misses."

God: "True. Okay-- The Missus Too."

Noah: "How about me son's wives? They aren't **that** bad."

God: "Okay-- But No More! I Will Destroy All The Rest--By Drowning."

Noah: "Okay. That's an excellent plan, I'm sure. But won't all the animals drown too? And the plants? What about barley and hopps? You canna make good beer without those. And I have a fresh crop of baby animals I was plannin' on sacrificing to you, Oh Lord-- what about those?"

God: "You Have A Point. So, What To Do, Then? Make Some Sort Of Boat?"

Noah: "Well, a big boat does sound like a really good idea, but how about this: since you're planning on drowing'em anyhow, why not just CHANGE everyone?"

God: <intrigued> "Hmmm. Keep Talking."

Noah: "I know free will is a big thing with you, but drowning someone is pretty much against their free will anyhow, right?"

God: "Right. I Think I See Where You Are Going."

Noah: "I mean, why not just Fix the problem, instead of washing it under the carpet, so to speak? You could simply change all the minds of the adults into good, decent people-- sure, they'd not have free will but so what? This way, they would raise their kids to be good, instead of evil, and you'd not have to drown the babies, too. Then, when the time was right, you simply kill the adults without free will, say from a nice disease or old age or somethin'."

God: "Okay. I Like That Plan. I Had Not Thought About The Drowning Babies. Good."

Noah: "And no mess to clean up for afters, either."

God: "True. Okay-- Let It Be So."

-----

And so it was. And all the world lived Happily Ever After.
LCNLin

United States

#4824 Sep 24, 2013
Sheldon is impressed with himself but makes atheism a joke with his posts
LOL

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#4826 Sep 25, 2013
LCNLin wrote:
Sheldon is impressed with himself but makes atheism a joke with his posts
LOL
Bitter creationists liars can't cope with hard evidence against their cult.

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