Noah's flood real

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3288 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
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"they did not have iron or copper nails, for example"
You're showing off you education level!
Noah had iron, iron straps, iron nails and iron bolts.
You seem to have Noah and Fred Flintstone confused. Have another beer!
No.... ask an actual archeologist. At roughly 4000 BCE, there were no copper nails, and >>certainly<< no iron.

Why do you lie? Oh! Because it's what you do best.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3289 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
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Jun 19, 2010 – Harold G. Coffin got his Ph.D. from the University of Southern California in 1969.
Clyde L. Webster, Ph.D.
Senior Research Scientist
Geoscience Research Institute
"The evidence presented here provides a basis for additional detailed research that could be done. Such research would be beneficial for our understanding of these unique fossil deposits. Offhand, the in situ model would appear to be the simplest and most natural explanation, but closer examination uncovers features that are difficult to explain for trees in growth position. A transport model involving the flotation of trees and organic debris in a body of water, as illustrated in Spirit Lake, gives a better fit to the data as observed in the Yellowstone Petrified Forests. We propose that the Yellowstone Petrified Forests provide an example of catastrophic deposition."
http://www.grisda.org/origins/24002.htm
Fail.

I said >>qualified<< university degree-- this azzhole is a creationist-- not a real geologist.

Sorry.

I had me a look at your grisda.org and it's NOT a university at all-- it's a Liar For Jewsus™ group.

Like that Creatard Museum...

... not science.

He's not a scientist.

At all.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3290 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
You really know nothing of the Noah flood do you?
Noah spent hundreds of days begging his neighbors to repent and join him.
They like you turned a blind eye to God.
So they paid the price as you will one day.
Lie. He did no such thing-- he even wanted to hide what he was doing.

Why do you lie?

Oh!

Lying is your >>only<< methodology.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3291 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
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That and the fact that a river flowing across the surface (starting level) of the top of the Grand Canyon would have had to flow up hill. No rivers have ever been known to do this.
You have no clue, do you?

The earth was not at it's present height when the river began-- the lad >>rose<< slowly over millions of years.

As it rose, the river carved the canyon.

Ark Fail.

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Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3292 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
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That is larger by far then the Grand Canyon as Olympus Mon is the largest volcano in our solar system. Both on mars. Nether is addressed in the Bible.
Of course! Your bible is 100% fiction.

What else from a bunch bronze age azzholes.

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Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3293 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
Ah bobby settle down, these post of yours are nonsensical. Time for a Benny. Relax and try and post something worth while.
This is not an argument in support of your myth.

Ark Fail.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3294 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
My buybull? I don't have a book called the buybull.
Yes you do-- you call it "bible" or "book" (which is the meaning of the word, by the way.
KJV wrote:
Noah is the most famous boat builder of all times.
Lie. Outside of your buybull? Nobody ever heard of this myth.

Noah never existed-- ever. He's just fiction.

Just like your buybull.
KJV wrote:
He also spent longer in that profession then anyone else that ever lived.
Riiiiiight. what was it? 600 years?

Riiiiight... time to take your medication-- you are batshyt insane.

Seriously -- you are nuck futz if you think that is real.
KJV wrote:
The ark never broke in half so you're wrong.
It never existed at all-- so it hardly matters, now does it?

Ark Fail.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3295 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
"KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
With God all things are possible.
You seem to forget that...."
You'll note in my post that God is capitalized. Therefore by definition I was talking of the God of the Bible.
"Capitalization Rules
There are many rules to capitalization. Most people know the basics of capitalization such as capitalizing the first letter of the first word at the beginning of a new sentence, but when is capitalization appropriate in other situations? Outlined below is a comprehensive guide providing rules and examples to proper capitalization.
Holy Bible
- Names for the Bible Capitalize all names for the Bible, for parts and versions of the Bible and all names of other sacred books.
Examples:
Bible -Scriptures -Word of God -Holy Bible -Old Testament -New Testament
-Gospels -Ten Commandments -Lord’s Prayer -Gospels -Gospel of Luke
-King James Version
- Creeds and Confessions Capitalize all names of creeds and confessions of faith and general Biblical terms.
Examples:
-Lord Supper - the Apostles Creed
-the Westminster Catechism -Nicene Creed
- Deity - Capitalize all names for Deity
Examples:
-Father -Almighty -God -Lord -Holy Spirit -Son of Man
-Messiah - Lord of Hosts -Redeemer -Savior - Holy Trinity "
"The use of capitalization, as for a proper noun, has persisted to disambiguate the concept of a singular God, specifically the Christian God, from pagan deities for which lower case god has continued to be applied, mirroring the use of Latin deus. Pronouns referring to God are also often capitalized and are traditionally in the masculine gender, i.e. "He", "Him", "His" etc. However, some people have referred to God in feminine terms, such as "She" and "Her". "
Batshyt insane. That's what you are.

Seriously.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3296 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
I feel your pain, Sin does seem to cause a lot of pain and death. One day we (not you) will have a world with out sin.
I once heard that baby kittens make good muskie bait.
I have never sinned-- not according to the only thing that matters: the US Constitution.

It hardly surprises me that you hate kittens.

So it stands to reason your imaginary god does too.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3297 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
"Only adult, BREEDING cats were allowed on the ark.
SO ALL THE KITTENS WERE DROWNEDED. "
You know this to be true why?
Pssssss it's Drowned not Drowneded
bobby, how long can you tread water?
Drowneded... apropriate for kittenseses...

... all of which your monster-god murdered.

Why do you hate kitties?

You are sick.
KJV

United States

#3298 Apr 19, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>No.... ask an actual archeologist. At roughly 4000 BCE, there were no copper nails, and >>certainly<< no iron.

Why do you lie? Oh! Because it's what you do best.
You are so wrong.

Look up the iceman.
KJV

United States

#3299 Apr 19, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Batshyt insane. That's what you are.

Seriously.
If that was true what would that make you for responding to each and every one of my post?

Seriously!

Turn your head to the left and cough.
KJV

United States

#3300 Apr 19, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>I have never sinned-- not according to the only thing that matters: the US Constitution.

It hardly surprises me that you hate kittens.

So it stands to reason your imaginary god does too.
"I have never sinned"

This statement is a sin coming from you.
KJV

United States

#3301 Apr 19, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Drowneded... apropriate for kittenseses...

... all of which your monster-god murdered.

Why do you hate kitties?

You are sick.
98.6 doesn't look like it.

Richardfs

“Formerly "Richard"”

Since: Mar 12

In the beginning e=mc^2

#3302 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
"KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
With God all things are possible.
You seem to forget that...."
You'll note in my post that God is capitalized. Therefore by definition I was talking of the God of the Bible.
"Capitalization Rules
There are many rules to capitalization. Most people know the basics of capitalization such as capitalizing the first letter of the first word at the beginning of a new sentence, but when is capitalization appropriate in other situations? Outlined below is a comprehensive guide providing rules and examples to proper capitalization.
Holy Bible
- Names for the Bible Capitalize all names for the Bible, for parts and versions of the Bible and all names of other sacred books.
Examples:
Bible -Scriptures -Word of God -Holy Bible -Old Testament -New Testament
-Gospels -Ten Commandments -Lord’s Prayer -Gospels -Gospel of Luke
-King James Version
- Creeds and Confessions Capitalize all names of creeds and confessions of faith and general Biblical terms.
Examples:
-Lord Supper - the Apostles Creed
-the Westminster Catechism -Nicene Creed
- Deity - Capitalize all names for Deity
Examples:
-Father -Almighty -God -Lord -Holy Spirit -Son of Man
-Messiah - Lord of Hosts -Redeemer -Savior - Holy Trinity "
"The use of capitalization, as for a proper noun, has persisted to disambiguate the concept of a singular God, specifically the Christian God, from pagan deities for which lower case god has continued to be applied, mirroring the use of Latin deus. Pronouns referring to God are also often capitalized and are traditionally in the masculine gender, i.e. "He", "Him", "His" etc. However, some people have referred to God in feminine terms, such as "She" and "Her". "
So you have no idea.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3303 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
You are so wrong.
Look up the iceman.
The iceman actually proves your flood never happened...!

Silly.

The iceman is much, much older than your flood myth... so, your flood never happened.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3304 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
If that was true what would that make you for responding to each and every one of my post?
Seriously!
Turn your head to the left and cough.
Because your lies have to be refuted with facts.

That's why.

It's time for your medication again.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3305 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
"I have never sinned"
This statement is a sin coming from you.
Nope.

I do not recognize your ugly BuyBull, nor it's ugly terrorist-god.

The US Constitution is the only law that applies.

I've not broken any of it's "commandments".

So your lies continue unabated, but completely refuted.

As always.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3306 Apr 19, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
98.6 doesn't look like it.
Why do you hate kittens?

And puppies? You clearly hate them too.

You are depraved.

Since: Apr 08

Watford, UK

#3307 Apr 19, 2013
Thinking wrote:
If you think god set us up to fail, wait until you hear how created the Martians with three ringpieces but no front bottom!
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Lol

Poor Martians.

No wonder they were drowned.

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