Noah's flood real

Langoliers

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#2969 Mar 29, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
<quoted text>Misquoting people offers proof? Not believing in something means you simply do not buy it. So if you told a huckster that you didn't believe in his magic gold tree growing seeds you would be expected to prove magic seeds don't work?

Sorry it just doesn't work that way and you know it. Provide observable proof for god or you have nothing.
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Khatru wrote:
<quoted text>Atheists believe there are no gods.

Note the plural, wetpants.
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"Misquoting people offers proof? "
Where is the misquote?
Another atheist lie, Go Figure!

Khatru:
"Atheists believe there are no gods."

Bingo!!

A positive belief!!
As in Religion!

A positive assertion in a belief put the burden of proof on "you" that there is no gods!

This is a perfect example of an Atheist that DOES believe there is no God.

Not an atheist that has an absence of all believe.

Merriam-Webster
athe·ist\ˈā-thē-ist\
noun
: one who believes that there is no deity

Point proven!

To easy.

LOL

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#2970 Mar 29, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
Misquoting people offers proof? Not believing in something means you simply do not buy it. So if you told a huckster that you didn't believe in his magic gold tree growing seeds you would be expected to prove magic seeds don't work?
Sorry it just doesn't work that way and you know it. Provide observable proof for god or you have nothing.
<quoted text>
Technically, an atheist can have beliefs; it's just that these are always evidential-beliefs, such as belief that the earth will continue to rotate during the subjective night, revealing the sun in the morning.

That >is< belief, after all-- there is no 100% certainty that the earth will continue to rotate.

But it is also >>evidence<<-based belief: daily experience has demonstrated a regular pattern of night/day.

In direct contrast to 100% imaginary-belief. Such as what Langy demonstrates every time he tries to prove he is ... conscious.

And belief in gods, naturally.

These two sorts of belief are similar--but not the same.

In the former case, it's based on facts and observed reality.

In the latter, it's bases 100% on lies: that there are gods (for example).

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#2971 Mar 29, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
"<quoted text>"
"Misquoting people offers proof? "
Where is the misquote?
Another atheist lie, Go Figure!
Khatru:
"Atheists believe there are no gods."
Bingo!!
A positive belief!!
As in Religion!
A positive assertion in a belief put the burden of proof on "you" that there is no gods!
This is a perfect example of an Atheist that DOES believe there is no God.
Not an atheist that has an absence of all believe.
Merriam-Webster
athe·ist\ˈā-thē-ist\
noun
: one who believes that there is no deity
Point proven!
To easy.
LOL
Again?

We see Langy deliberately miss-quoting someone (lie), and deliberately confusing two different types of belief as the same (another kind of lie), and ...

... desperately trying to prove he isn't insanely stupid (which it is clear that he is insanely stupid).

Since: Apr 08

Watford, UK

#2972 Mar 29, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
"<quoted text>"
"Misquoting people offers proof? "
Where is the misquote?
Another atheist lie, Go Figure!
Khatru:
"Atheists believe there are no gods."
Bingo!!
A positive belief!!
As in Religion!
A positive assertion in a belief put the burden of proof on "you" that there is no gods!
This is a perfect example of an Atheist that DOES believe there is no God.
Not an atheist that has an absence of all believe.
Merriam-Webster
athe·ist\ˈā-thē-ist\
noun
: one who believes that there is no deity
Point proven!
To easy.
LOL
From your link:

How did the kangaroos get from Mount Ararat to Australia?

There were no kangaroos in Noah's barge. Kangaroos are not mentioned in Genesis nor in Deuteronomy 14:4-18 where the kinds of clean and unclean animals are listed.

ROFLMAO!!

Now. While I calm down, tell us again how the Grand Canyon i so vast that it could only have been formed by a cataclysmic flood designed to kill every living thing on this planet.

The floor is yours.....

Langoliers

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#2973 Mar 29, 2013
Khatru wrote:
<quoted text>
From your link:
How did the kangaroos get from Mount Ararat to Australia?
There were no kangaroos in Noah's barge. Kangaroos are not mentioned in Genesis nor in Deuteronomy 14:4-18 where the kinds of clean and unclean animals are listed.
ROFLMAO!!
Now. While I calm down, tell us again how the Grand Canyon i so vast that it could only have been formed by a cataclysmic flood designed to kill every living thing on this planet.
The floor is yours.....
go a head and explane how the Colorado formed the Grand Canyon flowing up hill....I turn the floor over to the puppet boy
Thinking

Barnsley, UK

#2974 Mar 29, 2013
It's "ahead".
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
go a head and explane how the Colorado formed the Grand Canyon flowing up hill....I turn the floor over to the puppet boy

“Think&Care”

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#2975 Mar 29, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
go a head and explane how the Colorado formed the Grand Canyon flowing up hill....I turn the floor over to the puppet boy
It didn't flow up hill. It flowed downhill and the land rose, so the river cut into it.

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#2976 Mar 29, 2013
Exactly. Atheists are people of reason who are merely not believing in these harmful, destructive god claims until they can be verified.
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Technically, an atheist can have beliefs; it's just that these are always evidential-beliefs, such as belief that the earth will continue to rotate during the subjective night, revealing the sun in the morning.

That >is< belief, after all-- there is no 100% certainty that the earth will continue to rotate.

But it is also >>evidence<<-based belief: daily experience has demonstrated a regular pattern of night/day.

In direct contrast to 100% imaginary-belief. Such as what Langy demonstrates every time he tries to prove he is ... conscious.

And belief in gods, naturally.

These two sorts of belief are similar--but not the same.

In the former case, it's based on facts and observed reality.

In the latter, it's bases 100% on lies: that there are gods (for example).

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#2977 Mar 29, 2013
Can anyone say low IQ?
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>go a head and explane how the Colorado formed the Grand Canyon flowing up hill....I turn the floor over to the puppet boy
Thinking

Barnsley, UK

#2978 Mar 29, 2013
"Low IQ."

:D
Givemeliberty wrote:
Can anyone say low IQ?
<quoted text>

Since: Apr 08

Watford, UK

#2979 Mar 29, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
go a head and explane how the Colorado formed the Grand Canyon flowing up hill....I turn the floor over to the puppet boy
The Colorado River never flowed uphill.

I'm no geologist but here's an answer for you about how the Grand Canyon was formed.

http://www.bobspixels.com/kaibab.org/geology/...

It's a good answer as there's no mention of it being formed because of an angry god killing everyone because beings from the spirit world impregnated human females with evil DNA.

ROFLMAO!!

What about the even bigger flood that took place on Mars?

Don't tell me you haven't heard of that one.

Allow me to enlighten you:

The Valles Marineris on Mars is a canyon that's more than 4,000 miles long, 120 miles wide and 23,000 ft deep. In other words it positively dwarfs the Grand Canyon.

You believe that only a worldwide flood could have created something as huge as the Grand Canyon.

No doubt you also believe that life on Mars must have really pissed off your god for him to drown everything in his Martian flood.

After all, how else could a canyon far greater than the Grand Canyon have been formed?

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#2980 Mar 29, 2013
We learned about the Grand Canyon formation in grade school, even watched a demonstration on how it worked.

He must have been home schooled.
Khatru wrote:
<quoted text>
The Colorado River never flowed uphill.
I'm no geologist but here's an answer for you about how the Grand Canyon was formed.
http://www.bobspixels.com/kaibab.org/geology/...
It's a good answer as there's no mention of it being formed because of an angry god killing everyone because beings from the spirit world impregnated human females with evil DNA.
ROFLMAO!!
What about the even bigger flood that took place on Mars?
Don't tell me you haven't heard of that one.
Allow me to enlighten you:
The Valles Marineris on Mars is a canyon that's more than 4,000 miles long, 120 miles wide and 23,000 ft deep. In other words it positively dwarfs the Grand Canyon.
You believe that only a worldwide flood could have created something as huge as the Grand Canyon.
No doubt you also believe that life on Mars must have really pissed off your god for him to drown everything in his Martian flood.
After all, how else could a canyon far greater than the Grand Canyon have been formed?
The Dude

Macclesfield, UK

#2981 Mar 29, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
go a head and explane how the Colorado formed the Grand Canyon flowing up hill....I turn the floor over to the puppet boy
Maybe it would have to flow uphill under the creo contention that the Earth is only 6,000 years old. But the scientific community doesn't accept YECism, so therefore they never claimed that it WOULD flow uphill.

Meaning the creationists KNEW this.

So can you explain why your boys had to lie and ignore the 9th Commandment when they made this false claim about their opposition?

“In God we trust”

Since: Dec 12

Cape Town, South Africa

#2982 Mar 29, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
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... what? You still don't have any?
Figures.
You know some people have to go to bed and sleep you know.

“In God we trust”

Since: Dec 12

Cape Town, South Africa

#2983 Mar 29, 2013
You people should come to my country, where I could put you in jail for disrespecting my belief or anyone's for that matter.

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#2984 Mar 29, 2013
So you approve of threatening and punishing those who believe differently than you?
Carchar king wrote:
You people should come to my country, where I could put you in jail for disrespecting my belief or anyone's for that matter.
The Dude

Macclesfield, UK

#2985 Mar 29, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
You people should come to my country, where I could put you in jail for disrespecting my belief or anyone's for that matter.
The fundies in the US would love that. And the great thing about claiming someone is "disrespecting" their beliefs is that all someone need do is simply disagree with them. Then it's off to the slammer. F ck all that love thy fellow man nonsense, eh?

And I've been to your country.
Thinking

Barnsley, UK

#2986 Mar 29, 2013
I've worked in South Africa. Most people there aren't cu*ts like you.
Carchar king wrote:
You people should come to my country, where I could put you in jail for disrespecting my belief or anyone's for that matter.

Since: Apr 08

Watford, UK

#2987 Mar 29, 2013
Thinking wrote:
I've worked in South Africa. Most people there aren't cu*ts like you.
<quoted text>
If I went there I'd want a sign on the bathroom door saying "Don't shoot".
Thinking

Barnsley, UK

#2988 Mar 29, 2013
Oscar's feet are innocent.
Khatru wrote:
<quoted text>
If I went there I'd want a sign on the bathroom door saying "Don't shoot".

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