Thank You
onionskin

Kernersville, NC

#1 Aug 13, 2013
Thank you Lord for saving my soul. I'm glad by your grace I will now spend my eternity in Heaven.

My prayer is for all atheists to come to saving faith in Jesus Christ. Perhaps some of my posts have got people thinking about their eternal destiny.

Time to move on from these forums to other areas. Take care all.
spudgun

Stoke-on-trent, UK

#2 Aug 13, 2013
You sound pretty sure of yourself.
Amused

Merrimac, MA

#3 Aug 13, 2013
Might as well post that prayer here as anywhere else. There's as much chance of an atheist answering your prayer as there is of jesus answering it. Maybe more chance. At least we are real.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#4 Aug 13, 2013
onionskin wrote:
Thank you Lord for saving my soul. I'm glad by your grace I will now spend my eternity in Heaven.
Oooops! You just blew it with the sin of PRIDE.

Off to hell with you!

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#5 Aug 13, 2013
onionskin wrote:
My prayer is for all atheists to come to saving faith in Jesus Christ. Perhaps some of my posts have got people thinking about their eternal destiny.
DOUBLE-OOPS! You blew it a SECOND time-- you JUDGED OTHERS.

You are doubly-damned according to your bible.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#6 Aug 13, 2013
onionskin wrote:
Thank you Lord for saving my soul. I'm glad by your grace I will now spend my eternity in Heaven.
My prayer is for all atheists to come to saving faith in Jesus Christ. Perhaps some of my posts have got people thinking about their eternal destiny.
Time to move on from these forums to other areas. Take care all.
What did we do to deserve being treated in such a disgusting manner? I hope that the insults weren't intentional.

Please tell me that you are just someone who really doesn't know the truth about the holy books, from which the zombie imposter Rabbi Jesus, and feeble demented myth-god Jehovah/Allah/Yahweh actually came from
Crolath

Palo Cedro, CA

#7 Aug 13, 2013
onionskin wrote:
Thank you Lord for saving my soul. I'm glad by your grace I will now spend my eternity in Heaven.
My prayer is for all atheists to come to saving faith in Jesus Christ. Perhaps some of my posts have got people thinking about their eternal destiny.
Time to move on from these forums to other areas. Take care all.
Purposefully seeking to communicate with godless folks; make that TRIPLE damned!
Thinking

Royston, UK

#8 Aug 14, 2013
"Thank you god for making me an Atheist"
- Ricky Gervais

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#9 Aug 16, 2013
onionskin wrote:
Thank you Lord for saving my soul. I'm glad by your grace I will now spend my eternity in Heaven.
My prayer is for all atheists to come to saving faith in Jesus Christ. Perhaps some of my posts have got people thinking about their eternal destiny.
Time to move on from these forums to other areas. Take care all.
Heaven is a topless bar by the airport

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#10 Aug 16, 2013
Mikko wrote:
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Heaven is a topless bar by the airport
I thought she was **in** a topless bar at the airport... and the featured attraction.

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