How to silence a hypocrite christian
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#1 Oct 11, 2012
Drop this logical argument in their lap:
Premise 1: "Christ" your king is Truth
Premise 2: You claim to be a follower of your king
Premise 3: Your ideology includes that saving someone's life is morally good
1. in order to follow your king you can not lie
2. it is possible that in some situation You can save someone from certain death by lying
3. you can either betray your king Christ and lie or you can do the morally bad thing and let that someone die
4. you can not do both: follow your king and do the morally good thing
Your god is dead.
To lighten the atmosphere a little you may also ask them:
Which one would you betray, your king or your morals values?
Then it might be easier to sell the scientific method by explaining that the real Truth can be found through observation and rigorous use of the scientific method.
Since: Mar 12
In the beginning e=mc^2
#2 Oct 11, 2012
Logic trumps myth every time.
#3 Oct 11, 2012
You can also obligate them to play "The Christ is Right" after the 70s "Price is Right" game show where obese women with clown makeup and cotton candy hair win refrigerators and an endless supply of Mr. Pibb. In "The Christ is Right", obese church ladies win a facial hair remover...
Question #1: Is lying acceptable?
A. Don't Lie (Exodus 20:16)
B. Lie!(Joshua 2:4-6)
C. Don't Lie (Proverbs 12:22)
D. Lie!(Exodus 1:18-20)
Verdict: Sort of, kind of , it depends on the situation. The Bible initially preaches against lying but in a few, sudden, plot twists, Yahweh condones lying.
Question #2: Is it acceptable to kill someone:
A. Don't kill(Exodus 20:13)
B. Kill!(I Chronicles 20:3)
C. Kill!(Numbers 25:3-4)
D. Kill!(Judges 8:7)
E. Kill!(Judges 8:10)
F. Kill!(Numbers 16:32-33)
G. Kill!(Exodus 12: 29-30)
H. Kill!(Deuteronomy 13:5)
I. Kill!(Deuteronomy 13:6)
J. Kill!(Deuteronomy 13:8-9)
K. Kill!(Deuteronomy 13:15)
L. Kill!(I Samuel 15: 2-3)
M. Kill!(II Samuel 12:31)
N. Kill!(Numbers 31:16-18)
O. Kill!(Judges 4:21)
P. Kill!(Isaiah 13:15-16)
Q. Kill!(Genesis 9: 5-6)
R. Kill!(Deuteronomy 2:34)
S. Kill!(Deuteronomy 3:6-7)
T. Kill!(Ezekiel 9:5-6)
U. Kill!(Joshua 6:21)
V. Kill!(Deuteronomy 12: 2-3)
W. Kill!(Psalms 58:10)
X. Kill!(Deuteronomy 17:12)
Y. Kill!(Exodus 22:17)
Z. Kill!(Leviticus 20:13)
AA. Kill!(Leviticus 20:27)
BB. Kill!(Leviticus 20:10)
CC. Kill!(Leviticus 21:9)
DD. Kill!(Exodus 22:19)
EE. Kill!(Chronicles 15:12-13)
FF. Kill!(Deuteronomy 13:13-19)
GG. Kill!(Deuteronomy 13:7-12)
HH. Kill!(Isaiah 14:21)
II. Kill!(Jeremiah 48:10)
JJ. Kill!(Exodus 21:15)
KK. Kill!(Exodus 21:16)
LL. Kill!(Exodus 21:17)
Verdict: Annihilate, assassinate, butcher, destroy, lynch, massacre, kill, slay, shoot, smash, smite, slash, stab, burn, brutalize, decapitate, eradicate, exterminate, crucify, hang, neutralize, obliterate, strangle, suffocate, sacrifice and slaughter.
Question: I'm sick and tired of working. Can I own slaves to do the work for me?
A. Yes, own slaves (Leviticus 25:44-46)
B. Yes, own slaves (Exodus 21:2-6)
C. Yes, own slaves (Exodus 21:7-11)
D. Yes, own slaves (Exodus 21: 20-21)
E. Yes, own slaves (Exodus 21: 26-27)
F. Yes, own slaves (Ephesians 6:5)
G. Yes, own slaves (1 Timothy 6:1-2)
H. Yes, own slaves (Luke 12:47-48)
Verdict: You sure as hell can! Why work when you can force other people to labor for you? You can kick their ass every once in a while, and it's probably a good idea that you smash their faces in on occasion. But DO NOT beat them so terribly that their eyes and teeth fall out. If that were to happen, the Bible commands that you let them go. It would be a shame to free a slave in God's eyes, so just make sure to follow the rules.
This has been "The Christ is Right". Thank you for playing and proving that the bible is an OBJECTIVE moral guide. See you next time!
Since: Oct 09
ST George UT
#4 Oct 12, 2012
You fools don't realize the bible is written in Kabbalah - something way to advanced your feeble minds. Get a life.
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