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My dog, Mongo, has no belief concerning gods.

He eats his own shit, and chases cars.

Is Mongo an atheist?

Does that explain why he eats his own shit?

I really need advice on this.
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Buck Crick wrote:
My dog, Mongo, has no belief concerning gods.
He eats his own shit, and chases cars.
Is Mongo an atheist?
Does that explain why he eats his own shit?
I really need advice on this.
Are dogs capable of thinking and reasoning to the same level as human beings?

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SupaAFC wrote:
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Are dogs capable of thinking and reasoning to the same level as human beings?
Apparently, they can to the level of atheists.

Since it seems he's an atheist.(having no belief)

Are you an atheist? Do you eat your shit?
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Buck Crick wrote:
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Apparently, they can to the level of atheists.
Since it seems he's an atheist.(having no belief)
Are you an atheist? Do you eat your shit?
Do you have an actual argument against atheism? Must you really rely on strawmen?

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SupaAFC wrote:
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Do you have an actual argument against atheism? Must you really rely on strawmen?
It's not a strawman.

A strawdog, maybe.
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Buck Crick wrote:
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It's not a strawman.
A strawdog, maybe.
Well at least you admit to a fallacy of sorts. I'll give you that.
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Buck Crick wrote:
My dog, Mongo, has no belief concerning gods.
He eats his own shit, and chases cars.
Is Mongo an atheist?
Does that explain why he eats his own shit?
I really need advice on this.
Verily I say unto thee, Mongo might be a TRUE Israelite as the Book of Ezekiel describes how Yahweh, the Lord God and CFO of ALL THAT IS, Inc., nourished His Chosen People with human feces when they rebelled against Him in the desert...

"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)

It is a most JOYOUS occasion when the Lord asks that you eat feces and if you are a TRUE Christian, not only do you get to eat your own feces, but I'm sure that you open wide every Sunday and swallow a mouthful of Savior. The Body of Christ drips from your lips, moist and sticky, slides down your esophagus, is digested and then defecated in a holy Pantagruelian delight! Praise coprophagy! Yes, the homoerotic implications of swallowing a 2,000-year-old virgin carpenter are troublesome but if Mongo and you are called unto Christ, ye shall eat drink out of the same communion chalice. May the glory of Our Savior be upon thee as ye nibble on crucified Christ's loincloth and receive a nipple torquing. Glory! Praise!
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We are born atheist and are taught religion. After that we are up a crick without a clue. Like poor ol Buck.

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We are born atheist and are taught religion. After that we are up a crick without a clue. Like poor ol Buck.

You are claiming babies are born with the belief that god does not exist.

I don't believe you.

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Buck Crick wrote:
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You are claiming babies are born with the belief that god does not exist.
I don't believe you.
Of course you do, and that is why you don't believe in the little blue god. If you had been born believing in a god, no Sunday school(indoctrination) would have been needed, you would have been worshipping the myriad Hindu gods, and your brother Mongo would have been born worshipping the tree spirits, but neither one of you would have been cuckolded by the loons pushing the Asian pedophile tool called Jehovah.

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If he walks around all day with his head up his ass, then I would say yes. :)

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Buck Crick wrote:
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You are claiming babies are born with the belief that god does not exist.
I don't believe you.
Babies are actually born with no belief either way. They do not believe in gods, they do not "not" believe in gods. They know no more of gods than they do of strip mining in Peru.

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Are dogs capable of thinking and reasoning to the same level as human beings?
Many canines surpass the abilities of some humans. Those humans we unfortunately meet regularly on these threads.
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Mar 5, 2013
 
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Many canines surpass the abilities of some humans. Those humans we unfortunately meet regularly on these threads.
Boom!
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Mar 5, 2013
 
You're jealous because you can't lick your own balls.
In fact, you haven't seen them since the 90s.
Buck Crick wrote:
My dog, Mongo, has no belief concerning gods.
He eats his own shit, and chases cars.
Is Mongo an atheist?
Does that explain why he eats his own shit?
I really need advice on this.
Thinking

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Straw man.
Buck Crick wrote:
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You are claiming babies are born with the belief that god does not exist.
I don't believe you.
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Mar 7, 2013
 
youtube.com/watch... Wheres the Beef?
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Thinking wrote:
You're jealous because you can't lick your own balls.
In fact, you haven't seen them since the 90s.
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No, you're jealous because you can't lick my balls.

If you shave your tongue, I might let you.
Thinking

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No thanks.

Anyway, will you be able to get the lid off your formaldehyde jar after all these years?
Buck Crick wrote:
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No, you're jealous because you can't lick my balls.
If you shave your tongue, I might let you.
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Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Many canines surpass the abilities of some humans. Those humans we unfortunately meet regularly on these threads.
Amusing :-)

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