i agree with jc webster the 3rd
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#1 Sep 3, 2008
I AM JOHNNATHAN CHRISTIAN WEBSTER THE THIRD GODS ONLEE 10 STAR GENERAL INB THE WAAR AGIN MEDFIA PRONOGRAFEE
I OWN CLAMP THE CRISSIAN LEGIONN AGINST MEDIA PRON
COME JOIN MEE AT THE CLAMPDOWN!!!!!!!!
HELL IS REAL ANBD FIRS THE DEBIL IS GONNA EAT YOUR BODI UP AND THEN HE IS GONNA EXCREEET YOU OUT AND DEPOST YOU IN THE BOILING PITS OF SEWAGE
I NKOE THIS BECFASUE I IS THA RECIEBER THE NEW RABVILATION AND THE COMMUNANDEMENTS AN I HABVE DIRECT COMUNICATION FROM THE LORD!
I WILK LEAD CRISIANS IN THE BATLE OF ARAGEDION!
HEPRE IS THE NEW RELELATION
GOD IS ANGRY.....WE HAVE SPURNED HIS LOVE AND LEAPT FOR THE SPOILS OF SATAN FOR THAT WE ARE TO BE
SET UPON BY THE THUNDERS OF THE APOCALYPSE THE FIRST HORSEMAN IS MOUNTED AND SET TO RIDE
FOURTH UNTO THE FACE OF THE EARTH, AND WITH HIS RIDE BEGINS THE SATANS LAST STAND HE WILL GATHER
TOGETHER ALL THE NATIONS OF THE EARTH ALL THE FAGS,COMMIES AND MUD PEOPLE TO MOVE AGAINST HIS
HOLY PEOPLE AND LAND ....AMERICA! HE WILL FIGHT WITH ALL HIS FURRY BUT HE WILL FIGHT IN VANE FOR WHEN
JESUS BEGINS HIS RIDE.....PUNISHMENT WILL BE DEALT FORTHWITH FROM THE POINT OF THE SWORD OF JESUS FOR THE JUSTISE OF JESUS
HERE FOLLOWS THE NEW COMANDMENTS AS GIVEN FROM GOD TO J.C.
1: THOU SHALT OBEY THE BRINGER OF THE NEW REVALATION IN ALLTHINGS ,
QUESTION NOT DO AS YOUR TOLD!
2:THOU SHALT NOT LISTEN TO ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC!
3:THOU SHALT NOT FORNICATE!
4:THOU SHALL NOT MASTERBATE!
5:THOU SHALL NOT WATCH PORNO MOVIES OR LOOK AT DIRTY PICTURES OF NAKED PEOPLE!
6:THOU SHALL HATE ALL THE ENEMIES OF THE LORD AND HIS PROPHET THE GREAT AND HONORABLE J.C.
WEBSTER THE 3RD!
7:ALL NATIONS,AND PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHRISTIAN NATIONS AND PEOPLE ARE TO BE DESTROYED AS
QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE SO GOD WILL BE PLEASED AND SET HIS KINGDOM UPON THE EARTH HENCE FOURTH!
8:THOU SHAL NOT ENGAGE IN FAGOTRY OR ANY OTHER QUEER BEHAVIORS !
9:THOU SHALT GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY AND KEEP THE SABATH HOLY!
10:THOU SHALL NOT INDULGE IN FATTY FOODS AND OR CANDIES OR DELICACIES OF ANY KIND FOOD IS FOR
SUSTAINING LIFE NOT ENJOYMENT BE NOT A GLUTTON OR GOD WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH A HEART ATTACK!
WIMMIN SHOLD FOLOW BEHIND THE MAN AND SO AS THE MAN SAYS, I RECIEBE NEW COMANDEMENTW FROM THE LORD DAILYU, AND AS FAR AS THE ADAMS FAMILY GOES MY MEDIA WATCHDOG GROUP C.L.A.M.P.(CHRISTIAN LEGIONN
AGAINST MEDIA PORNOGRAPHY)IS FAMILIAR WITH IT AND MANY OTHER SHOWS THAT WERE DRAFTED IN THE SOVIET UNION TO SUBVERT AND
PERVERT AMERICA. WHEN YOU WATCH THE ADAMS FAMILY (THE SHOW THAT INSPIRED CHARLES MANSON TO
CREATE HIS FAMILY) YOU WILL NOTICE THAT IT GLORIFIES SATANISM AND INTRODUCED ORAL SEX TO AMERICA
FOR THE FIRST TIME ON TV! THE WAY HE KISSES HER ARMS AND BODY WE KNOW THAT CAN ONLY LEAD TO
ORAL SEX AN EVIL SO DISGUSTING AND WICKED THAT IT IT WHAT LOST THE
VIETNAM WAR, ALL THE HIPPIES WERE CRAZED FROM DRUGS BUT WHAT SNAPED THE MIND OF AMERICA WAS
ORAL SEX!!!!!!!!!!FREE LOVE ISNT FREE IT COST US DEARLY!!!!!!!!!
#2 Sep 3, 2008
REMBER THE TENANTS OF THE NEW REVALATION WHEN FIGHTING THE WAR ON MEDIS PORNIOGRPHY :
"IF YOU HAPPEN ACROSS PORNOGRAPHY ;
ONE STAY CALM DONT GET EXCITED "
.....PROCEED TO DESTROY SAID POROGRPHY OR TURN IT DIRECTLY OVER TO C.L.A.M.P. FOR PROPER DISPOSAL !!!!!
#3 Sep 3, 2008
MEECHIGAN IS INVADION BY THE CANADIAN SOVIET ALIANCE AND YOU ALL NEED THE NEW REVEALSHOIN I AM THE BRINGER OF THE NEW REVELASHOIN ALSO IF YOU WANT SALVASHOIN THEN PREY AND GOD WILL REMOVBE YOUR ECOMNICALIC TRUBLES. YOU DONT WANT TO WINDSUP LIKE ALASKA?
#4 Oct 17, 2008
So your crackhead self is around my area, man what a retard you are.
I guess you never went to english school
#5 Oct 17, 2008
Actually i live in chicago, oak park the hood somewhere jc would never come to.
#6 May 10, 2009
chicgo is owned by white gangs
they own chicgo
#7 Aug 11, 2009
jc you are the a nut job you are so stupid u are a drunk nut job
#8 Aug 30, 2009
white gangs are everywhere in chicago
#9 Sep 14, 2009
I'm back folks! Well, Well. J.C., you haven't learned much from your last dealings, have you? I am here to warn you of the, well, future. You will become terribly ill and then become bed-ridden. Take the time, then, to reflect what [a] god, any god, would have you do to save yourself. Redemption isn't free, nor is it an entitlement of any faith.
#10 Feb 7, 2010
Haha... I can't believe JC is doing this online. For those of you unaware, JC is a repeat caller on the popular overnight paranormal/unexplained radio show Coast to Coast AM. His calls are really quite hilarious, he just babbles what's written here, but even more hilariously and unintelligible. I'm still not TOTALLY convinced though that he's not just some elaborate hoax on the C2CAM hosts by Premiere Radio Networks.
#11 Sep 11, 2010
j.c . webster the third, you are "the fraudulator" (your term). you're crazy as hell. shut up. please.
#12 Oct 22, 2010
jc iz sa etto
i liv n comp10 a hite heto
#13 Mar 3, 2011
J C Webster is right. Deal with the truth people because people are waking up.
#14 Mar 14, 2011
Coast to coast is chicken little clap trap where you have a half baked theory about some dooms day plot you get air time. But jc webster is a whole new for of nutcase very much like charle manson minus the carisma and ability to form a cogent thought. I see jc webster's demise in group suicide in a house littered with burnt bible pages every where
#15 Mar 14, 2011
Cite the scripture where this nonsence exists
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