What does an atheist scream during sex?

What does an atheist scream during sex?

There are 119 comments on the The Age story from Mar 17, 2010, titled What does an atheist scream during sex?. In it, The Age reports that:

WHAT were we going to talk about all weekend? Nothing? Could we scientifically prove the existence of Richard Dawkins? What does an atheist scream during sex? "Truth, evidence and reason?" We'd heard them all.

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Epicurus

Winter Park, FL

#2 Mar 18, 2010
Why did you wake me up? Another 5? Aw Shucks Baby...

xox xox xox Harder, Faster, More! Oh Yeah! Don't stop now... You are the best! xox xox xox pant, pant...

Can I get some sleep now? Thanks, I love you to! xox
nina

Ottawa, Canada

#3 Mar 18, 2010
umm

wouldn't it be blasphemy for a beleiver to scream god during sex?
Epicurus

Winter Park, FL

#4 Mar 18, 2010
nina wrote:
umm
wouldn't it be blasphemy for a beleiver to scream god during sex?
but, but, but Blasphemy is a victimless crime...

Hmm, only if they were attempting to conceive could they scream god! otherwise they are already condemmed... <sigh>

Aren't you glad we don't carry all that unnecessary baggage around? True believers are so silly one almost, and I said ALMOST... feels sorry for them!

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#5 Mar 18, 2010
Actually?

Atheists are the only honest humans, with respect to the phrase "oh, god".

An atheist **knows** the phrase is basically a verbal ejaculation, just verbal noise.

Thus, when an atheist screams "oh, god" it's completely honest and without any guilt later.

Only when a believer screams "oh, god" does guilt and blasphemy come into it-- which probabily explains why so many believers are so messed up all the time...
nina

Canada

#6 Mar 18, 2010
plus, oh god is cliche

oh satan has so much more thrill power!

bahahahahaa

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Drop by and leave comments anytime!

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“Hello homo sapiens sapiens.”

Since: Mar 07

A galaxy near you.

#7 Mar 19, 2010
What's wrong with screaming out your partner's name? They're doing more for you than a god could anyhow;0)

If you have more than one partner it might not be a good idea.....a person can get confused in the heat of the moment.
jack13

United States

#8 Mar 19, 2010
I have always suspected that if my partner was talking during sex, she was faking it. Of course an occasional, That's it, and grunts, followed by curled toes and arching, was a good indication she was enjoying the experience.

“Leave That Thing Alone!”

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#9 Mar 19, 2010
DebJ wrote:
What's wrong with screaming out your partner's name? They're doing more for you than a god could anyhow;0)
If you have more than one partner it might not be a good idea.....a person can get confused in the heat of the moment.
Wow... that brought back a memory I'd like to forget. It wasn't a case of more than one partner... but more a case of somewhat similar names in consecutive relationships. Before I started dating the woman (Wendy) who I've been with more that 23 years now (going on 16 yrs married) I dated a woman named Wanda. In the heat of passion one night (early on in my relationship with Wendy) I called her Wanda. It was quite the awkward moment for both of us. Obviously she got over it as we are still going strong, and she understood the circumstances... but for a while there I thought she might cut my balls off!! LOL!
nina

Ottawa, Canada

#10 Mar 19, 2010
exactly why I stick with "oh baby"
pop quiz

Birmingham, AL

#11 Mar 19, 2010
Epicurus wrote:
Why did you wake me up? Another 5? Aw Shucks Baby...
xox xox xox Harder, Faster, More! Oh Yeah! Don't stop now... You are the best! xox xox xox pant, pant...
Can I get some sleep now? Thanks, I love you to! xox
If it's vaginal sex, atheists don't scream , but if it's anal sex, they scream "Go away! Don't you see I'm up in here?".

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#13 Mar 19, 2010
pop quiz wrote:
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If it's vaginal sex, atheists don't scream , but if it's anal sex, they scream "Go away! Don't you see I'm up in here?".
Poop Jizz, stinkin' up the place.

What do **YOU** scream, Poop, when your boyfriend does you good in your backside?

On second thought, we really don't care...
jack13

Pea Ridge, AR

#14 Mar 19, 2010
pop quiz wrote:
<quoted text>
If it's vaginal sex, atheists don't scream , but if it's anal sex, they scream "Go away! Don't you see I'm up in here?".
Obviously you have had experience in this area. Did it hurt that much, or were you expressing your pleasure?
nina

Ottawa, Canada

#15 Mar 19, 2010
Epicurus wrote:
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but, but, but Blasphemy is a victimless crime...
....!
and a far more convincing victimless crime than

necrophilia
pop quiz

Birmingham, AL

#16 Mar 19, 2010
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
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Poop Jizz, stinkin' up the place.
What do **YOU** scream, Poop, when your boyfriend does you good in your backside?
On second thought, we really don't care...
I'm a flaming heterosexual. Wouldn't have a clue as to how to answer that stupid question.

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Since: Mar 07

A galaxy near you.

#17 Mar 19, 2010
TerryL wrote:
<quoted text>Wow... that brought back a memory I'd like to forget. It wasn't a case of more than one partner... but more a case of somewhat similar names in consecutive relationships. Before I started dating the woman (Wendy) who I've been with more that 23 years now (going on 16 yrs married) I dated a woman named Wanda. In the heat of passion one night (early on in my relationship with Wendy) I called her Wanda. It was quite the awkward moment for both of us. Obviously she got over it as we are still going strong, and she understood the circumstances... but for a while there I thought she might cut my balls off!! LOL!
There's a memory or two I'd like to forget too. I'm glad you made it past that awkward moment....intact.

Now I just yell, "That's my man!" or just "More, more, NOW!"

“Hello homo sapiens sapiens.”

Since: Mar 07

A galaxy near you.

#18 Mar 19, 2010
nina wrote:
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and a far more convincing victimless crime than
necrophilia
Arrrggh! I lived 10 miles from Noble, GA when they had that Tri-State Crematorium scandle. Now it IS a crime to mistreat a corpse....in Georgia anyway.

It's ironic that the victimless criminal had to wear a flak jacket to and from the courthouse.
<gags>
nina

Ottawa, Canada

#19 Mar 19, 2010
pop quiz wrote:
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I'm a flaming heterosexual....
if you are flaming, then your heterosexuality is dubious

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#20 Mar 19, 2010
pop quiz wrote:
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I'm a flaming heterosexual. Wouldn't have a clue as to how to answer that stupid question.
Riiiiiight.... nudge-nudge-knowwhatImean....

....try asking your boyfriend, Poop.

You two not talking anymore? You have a fight?

<in a voice of false sympathy>
That's too bad....
nina

Canada

#21 Mar 20, 2010
DebJ wrote:
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Arrrggh! I lived 10 miles from Noble, GA when they had that Tri-State Crematorium scandle....
<gags>
ewwww I forgot about that - wasn't it that their crematorium broke down and they never bothered to repair it for 10 years, so they were dumping bodies in the woods all while charging for funerals, including giving people urns of ashes?

I don't think that I read that there was a kinky aspect to it

“Hello homo sapiens sapiens.”

Since: Mar 07

A galaxy near you.

#22 Mar 20, 2010
nina wrote:
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ewwww I forgot about that - wasn't it that their crematorium broke down and they never bothered to repair it for 10 years, so they were dumping bodies in the woods all while charging for funerals, including giving people urns of ashes?
I don't think that I read that there was a kinky aspect to it
Oh no, there was no kinky aspect. He just stacked'em up in old sheds, tossed them into the woods until somebody walking their dog found it playing with a human head in the bushes....blech....

He gave people fireplace ashes, concrete dust, sawdust and sand.

He only got charged with fraud but now they've passed laws against corpse abandonment and negligant abuse.....I guess you could still have sex....haven't checked into their necrophilia laws;0)

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