Do Injections Of A Virgins Blood Make Women More ............

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BobEngland

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Nov 4, 2012
 
Captain Dr Crassus, from the Green Bay Medical Center, W.I. formerly attached to the US Army Medical Corp (Retired) has recently been promoting the idea 'that regular injections of a Virgins Blood will make women in their forty's, fifties or sixties, appear younger than there age, increase their attractiveness to men and to have restored their sexual willingness and appetite.

It's been reported in the press that Retail Injectors are reporting that a growing number of men are secretly following their wives example with similar results and sales are exceptional in most areas. An hotel is to be hired in the Phoenix area to dispense Dr Crassus free 7 day trial injections, please watch this post for further details of the time, place and date.
Maggie

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Nov 4, 2012
 

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Bob, do those injections of horse spoogle down your throat make you more virile?
BobEngland

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Nov 5, 2012
 
Sorry Maggie, I do not know what 'Spoogle' is, would you please explain and keep it clean will you.

I'm hoping Dr Crassus will ask me to join him in the HoneyBee hotel suites he's booking for the injections. I want no part whatsoever to do with it mind you but will attend because who knows maybe an Heidi Klum lookalike might walk through the doors and that's me off. Google Heidi Klum if your unsure who she is, she's from Germany and the English models have there work cut out matching her on the catwalk. What a job, one day youwon't get out of bed for less thasn $50 000, three years later your an has-been. Which reminds me are you still a kennel maid at your local dog track.
Maggie

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Nov 5, 2012
 
BobEngland wrote:
Sorry Maggie, I do not know what 'Spoogle' is, would you please explain and keep it clean will you.
I'm hoping Dr Crassus will ask me to join him in the HoneyBee hotel suites he's booking for the injections. I want no part whatsoever to do with it mind you but will attend because who knows maybe an Heidi Klum lookalike might walk through the doors and that's me off. Google Heidi Klum if your unsure who she is, she's from Germany and the English models have there work cut out matching her on the catwalk. What a job, one day youwon't get out of bed for less thasn $50 000, three years later your an has-been. Which reminds me are you still a kennel maid at your local dog track.
Bob it is like splooge, but the British version. It is denser with more chunks in it.
BobEngland

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Nov 6, 2012
 
Maggie, no use, Still can't understand what it is.

Do B&Q sell it, is it licensed by the FSA, Chase Manhattan Bank and the FDA. It appears to me the USA is the land of the free, providing you're carrying the correct licenses.

CONVERSATION WITH AN ARIZONA POLICE OFFICER:

"Its quite all right Sir, I see you have the correct licenses for your semi-autmomatic machine gun, so killing all those people was legal and authorised by the State, do you want me to give you a lift home or call you a taxi?
little bill

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BobEngland wrote:
Maggie, no use, Still can't understand what it is.
Do B&Q sell it, is it licensed by the FSA, Chase Manhattan Bank and the FDA. It appears to me the USA is the land of the free, providing you're carrying the correct licenses.
CONVERSATION WITH AN ARIZONA POLICE OFFICER:
"Its quite all right Sir, I see you have the correct licenses for your semi-autmomatic machine gun, so killing all those people was legal and authorised by the State, do you want me to give you a lift home or call you a taxi?
Tell me English bob how's it feel to live in the most violent country in Europe even higher then the u.s. maybe you should pass some more gun laws that seems to be working out.

Oh you figure you eel eaters will be having more riots in the near future .

Not to worry you can allways barrow some more money of the Germans to bail you out sort of a modern bundles for britain its seems you limeys all ways need bailing out one way or the other we1 we2 if it weren't for the Scots
Canuks American and kiwis you imbred pasty faced tea drinkers would be speaking kraut.
Maggie

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Nov 7, 2012
 
little bill wrote:
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Tell me English bob how's it feel to live in the most violent country in Europe even higher then the u.s. maybe you should pass some more gun laws that seems to be working out.
Oh you figure you eel eaters will be having more riots in the near future .
Not to worry you can allways barrow some more money of the Germans to bail you out sort of a modern bundles for britain its seems you limeys all ways need bailing out one way or the other we1 we2 if it weren't for the Scots
Canuks American and kiwis you imbred pasty faced tea drinkers would be speaking kraut.
Well, look at the leadership of England. You have a queen who is the result of generations of sisters marrying brothers. If you lift up that obvious wig she sports, you would see her third eye. And the reason she always wears dresses is to hide a monkey tail. Her offspring are even more genetically mutated. Got Chuck with ears that should be able to hear alien chatter on Pluto (this is the crowning glory of England's non-existent space program), How about that poor royal that is still locked up and hidden from the public. Queen Lizzie's sibling that was retarded (put probably posses a higher IQ than the rest of them). And for all that is holy, will you Brits please start brushing those brown, crooked horse teeth of yours? So fk you Bobby, fk your queen, fk big eared Charlie and his horse faced wife, fk the little Hitler Youth Harry, fk Prince Willie and is his porn queen wife, and fk your stupid inbred, stinking island,.
BobEngland

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Nov 8, 2012
 
LITTLE bill, who kissed the girls and ran away ......

Give me anymore lip and we will not protect the USA anymore, no more sleepy-town nights for you, you can expect draft papers by the million delivered to US homes and have to learn with the uncertainty of not knowing when US troops get bogged down in Helmand Province we will not come and rescue them. Our Army trucks bear the message 'We shoot to kill', whilst your trucks carry the slogan 'Sorry'.

A big difference in attitude and determination.
little bill

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Nov 8, 2012
 
BobEngland wrote:
LITTLE bill, who kissed the girls and ran away ......
Give me anymore lip and we will not protect the USA anymore, no more sleepy-town nights for you, you can expect draft papers by the million delivered to US homes and have to learn with the uncertainty of not knowing when US troops get bogged down in Helmand Province we will not come and rescue them. Our Army trucks bear the message 'We shoot to kill', whilst your trucks carry the slogan 'Sorry'.
A big difference in attitude and determination.
Oh aye you mean the keltys you eel eaters out source any real fighting too .
little bill

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Nov 8, 2012
 
Sorry english bob I ment kiltys those great hairy oaffs

That live north of you that do all your dirty work for you.

Oh buy the way have you had to jail any more of your citizens

For exercising free speach on the tram lately.oh pardon me it slipped my mind you don't have free speach any more .

You have pakies and woggs instead.
BobEngland

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Nov 8, 2012
 
Buffalo Bill,

My parents are Scots from Edinburgh, and that's why I'm so good with the broad sword. You must know I personally killed 11 Taliban who had overrun a US Marines position, to keep it short:'I heard a low whimpering and a'crying and said to myself ''that's strange, there's no dogs over there just US Marines, so's I got out my night-sight and could see 11 Taliban had surrounded 133 US Marines, dashing to the rescue I killed the lot and guided those poor farm boys back to our side so they could get some food and something to eat, one of them had told me had run out of coca-cola 2 hours earlier and was becoming delirious thinking about Big Macs, and when they saw me coming it looked like General Washington crossing the Pontiac, or was it driving a Pontiac I forget. And that's a bit of real history for you, you can tell your sons and grandsons you know a real fierce Scot who'ground the bones of the Taliban into the dust just like Fee-Fi-Fum did.
maggie

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Nov 8, 2012
 
BobEngland wrote:
Buffalo Bill,
My parents are Scots from Edinburgh, and that's why I'm so good with the broad sword. You must know I personally killed 11 Taliban who had overrun a US Marines position, to keep it short:'I heard a low whimpering and a'crying and said to myself ''that's strange, there's no dogs over there just US Marines, so's I got out my night-sight and could see 11 Taliban had surrounded 133 US Marines, dashing to the rescue I killed the lot and guided those poor farm boys back to our side so they could get some food and something to eat, one of them had told me had run out of coca-cola 2 hours earlier and was becoming delirious thinking about Big Macs, and when they saw me coming it looked like General Washington crossing the Pontiac, or was it driving a Pontiac I forget. And that's a bit of real history for you, you can tell your sons and grandsons you know a real fierce Scot who'ground the bones of the Taliban into the dust just like Fee-Fi-Fum did.
Now we understand where your fetish for wearing women's cloth's came from. But at least you got a lot of practice on the bagpipes, which helped you make a little money in London, giving those Eaten boy's head for five bucks a pop.
little bill

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Nov 8, 2012
 
The Scottish claymore would be my very first choice if I had to kill an ox.
little bill

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Oh buy the way world of warcraft doesn't count so you force me to call b.s.
a vamp

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Nov 9, 2012
 
me like
BobEngland

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Nov 9, 2012
 
Buffalo Bill, We had a Spaniard who was good with the sword, he loved Muslims and hated Yanks, Brits and Scots, he cornered a Scot and warned him he was 'going to cut his ears off, cut his nose off, cut his willie off (with his sword) and he wanted the Scot to know he was the worlds greatest swordsman. Oor Jock Jock had had enough and shot him with his gun.
tyrone the bonehead

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Nov 9, 2012
 
BobEngland wrote:
Buffalo Bill, We had a Spaniard who was good with the sword, he loved Muslims and hated Yanks, Brits and Scots, he cornered a Scot and warned him he was 'going to cut his ears off, cut his nose off, cut his willie off (with his sword) and he wanted the Scot to know he was the worlds greatest swordsman. Oor Jock Jock had had enough and shot him with his gun.
It's a wonder jock didn't give him the Glasgow head butt.

I only hope jock shot that goat humper in the willy

Billy connollys bit on the terrorist in Glasgow battered buy the airport lad was a scream.
little bill

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Nov 9, 2012
 
Is it true that copper wire was invented buy two Scots fighting over a penny.
BobEngland

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Nov 9, 2012
 
If you wish to see a real good fight, it's on YOU TUBE, go on YOU TUBE and find:

RHINO AND AFRICAN WATER BUFFALO FIGHT IT OUT.

Its had 11 million hits, this is a real fight, not staged or phony between two angry big animals. You can watch them thinking. Regards Bob,
little bill

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Nov 10, 2012
 
BobEngland wrote:
If you wish to see a real good fight, it's on YOU TUBE, go on YOU TUBE and find:
RHINO AND AFRICAN WATER BUFFALO FIGHT IT OUT.
Its had 11 million hits, this is a real fight, not staged or phony between two angry big animals. You can watch them thinking. Regards Bob,
Regards bob.

Realy not my cup of tea but thanks just the same.

I went to one bull fight and didn't much like it and lately gave up hunting.

Not against them for those that enjoy those sports they are just not for me any more .

Violence tends to stir up my lower nature becouse my people were very much given to blood sports involving staffys lurchers or game cocks.

My grandfather told storys of bull and bair fights and stud fights held on the barbery coast where two stallion were set on each other being driven mad buy the sent of a mare in heat.

So for me its best to avoid violent imagery and refrain from distilled spirits in order to mentain some level of civility.

Coming as you say you do from Scottish blood you should be able understand my choices.

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