Wisconsin Governor Expected To Outlaw Cannibalism

[BobEngland]

The Bystander who witnessed the killing of the homeless man who became the first cannibal victim in Wisconsin during a Memorial Day weekend , has finally broken his silence about that fateful day. The killers whose known locally as Crassus, reportedly attacked him and ate most of the man's leg before before being shot at by police - the shots missed and he, Crassus, ran off in to the bushes closeby.“For a very short amount of time I thought he was a good guy trying to help the victim to his feet,” said the witness,“But he just turned berserk and started eating him". from what I could gather he apparently didn’t have a good day at the Beach and I guess he took it out on this homeless drifter, I-m glad he didn't take it out on me or something. I don’t know what to say - it's not everyday you see someone eaten alive.”

During the interview with police, which was first reported Wednesday by LEEDS-LEADS, the witness said Crassus never gave a reason for the attack, he "just started to scream MEAT, THANK YOU MOTHER MARY FOR FRESH MEAT." When asked to elaborate, he said the victim yelled "that he was gonna die, that he was gonna die," Crassus“ smashed his face into the sidewalk,” he then plucked the guys eyes out and sort of tasted them. He was strangling him in wrestling holds at the same time he was plucking his eyes out.” Since this incident over 12 young men and women have been found dead on the streets,

[Beast Master]

But, but, but it's one of those traditions passed down from the British Monarchies!(That sado-masochism, bondage-domination, etc.) Not fair!
We knew this would happen when Anglo-Saxons started to become a minority in the USA, lol.

[BobEngland]

Beast Master, are you a disabled veteran, and what nationality are you? and whats with the Where the ragged people go tagline.?

Under no circumstances providing you are a disabled veteran will I tease you unmercifully, our rules of warfare forbid this, in my view it's much better to tip you out of your wheelchair outside a public house and take you in for a drink and chat.

[CRASSUS]

BobEngland wrote:

Beast Master, are you a disabled veteran, and what nationality are you? and whats with the Where the ragged people go tagline.?
Under no circumstances providing you are a disabled veteran will I tease you unmercifully, our rules of warfare forbid this, in my view it's much better to tip you out of your wheelchair outside a public house and take you in for a drink and chat.

Bob has acquired a taste for black dick. He pickles them first.

[BobEngland]

Wisconsin Police Issue Safety Warning To Those Attending the Green Bay Human Flesh Eating Contest.

POLICE REPORT AND WARNING:

Four Wisconsin teens taking a back road to Green Bay, WI, to attend the Wisconsin Human Flesh Eating Contest, were menaced Xmas Day by a pickup truck. When they crash, they attempted to hitchhike towards Green Bay and It's believed were picked up by an hearse, whose driver said his name was Crassus, a suspected deranged killer, with a dwarf daughter into withcraft who suckers people into the basement with her innocent appearance.

It now understood the four teenagers fell prey to the murderous family, these being a rural band of Wisconsin crazies (one of whom called Maggie wears a burqa while wielding a mace) she being the older undead sister of Crassus - both of whom are now sought in connection with this Green Bay murder enquiry.

[BobEngland]

Crassus was not feeling well, so his friend (and secret enemy) Maggie, took him to the doctors, the doctor agreed he was under the weather, meaning depressed, and suggested if he ate more human brains each week he's soon get better.

BOOM, BOOM.

[maggie]

...and Bob continues to eat all the human dick that he can. He can now be seen roaming the streets of Manchester looking for homeless Somali men to swallow some pirate splooge.

[Cleaning Crime Scene]

This is one crazy forum and I am only taking a sampling for review.