Man ejaculated, tossed semen at Walma...

Man ejaculated, tossed semen at Walmart, cops say

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CRASSUS

Neenah, WI

#1 Feb 17, 2013
Police in Farmington say they're searching for a man who allegedly threw or ejaculated semen on two female shoppers at a store.

KOAT-TV says detectives were able to get surveillance pictures of the man, but he hasn't been positively identified yet.

He resembles Butt injection Dr. Bob England.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/free/2013021...
Juggalo Bunny

Cantonment, FL

#2 Feb 19, 2013
Your Mom said she would have liked to have been there to see THAT!
CRASSUS wrote:
Police in Farmington say they're searching for a man who allegedly threw or ejaculated semen on two female shoppers at a store.
KOAT-TV says detectives were able to get surveillance pictures of the man, but he hasn't been positively identified yet.
He resembles Butt injection Dr. Bob England.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/free/2013021...
BobEngland

Evesham, UK

#3 Feb 20, 2013
THE SECOND CUMMING:

Now when Crassus saw the crowds in the supermarket chasing him, he went up on a mountainside and sat down behind a rock and had another wank, the people caught up with him, and he threw his semen all over them to teach them not follow him and when they fled he shouted after them.

“Blessed are they who wank alone, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are those hide behind rocks, for they will not be arrested. Blessed are those who cum multiple times, for they will populate the earth. And Blessed are those who are chased around Farmington by the Police, for they shall not be caught,(Crassus).
Ewan Et Ev

Spring, TX

#4 May 12, 2013
I avoid Wal-Mart like the plague.

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