what did I cram up my butt?

what did I cram up my butt?

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Bob England

San Antonio, TX

#1 Jan 6, 2013
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Oooooh. Gahhh. I'm really paying for it this time.

I tell you, I've got to start being more careful. I'm not getting any younger.

I don't even remember: What exactly did I cram in my anus last night? It feels like I drove a Mack truck through there. Thank God for Bufferin.

I've never really thought of myself as a big-time anal crammer, or the kind of guy who can out-cram everyone else at a party. I'll usually stuff, you know, a couple of travel-size shampoos and maybe a harmonica in there, just to be social. And sure, on New Year's Eve or some special occasion, I might loosen up and put in a can of soup or some Beanie Babies. But I'm hardly a brass-colon daredevil like that guy in the Guinness book who crammed a washing machine.

Scottsdale, AZ

#2 Jan 7, 2013
I usually like to hire a tranny or female "escort" off BackPage to either use her tranny "CLIT" or strap-on with plenty of lube(WETT is one of my favs) and go nice and slow at first until I'm good and opened up, then I like to have them drive deep inside me!!!
If it's a tranny, I always request a facial finish!
Big Love

Spring, TX

#3 May 24, 2013
Look forward to some "great" topics being brought to the top.

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