La bocca Tempe worst restaurant in th...

La bocca Tempe worst restaurant in the world

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Scroow You

Tempe, AZ

#1 Dec 10, 2009
La Bocca Trattoria ....the worst place in the worlds...
La bocca trattoria and Pizzas
Mill Ave, Tempe AZ

One and half stars

La Bocca is termed the worlst restaurant in the world. An embarressment to Tempe and the service dejected in the realm of Phoenix as a whole.
The Pizza is burnt and every pie is burnt, even though it is servedas a personal pie in a wanna be seat yourself elegant atmosphere that endorses the luxurious looking wine bar, Drinks ar eh only thing worht while at this place which has a seat down arrangement outside on Mill Ave, next to the bank, a building on ASU campus seperated and a view of the Pizzeria closed down that ;they probably competed with and put out of business. Also, the pies are covered in basil raw , in a big bushell, lacking taste and completely burnt black from crust to center and they seem as if they have double the yeast as the crust is completely solid and swollen, except fo rthe empty burnt air pocket you can bite down on....

The service complains the chefs may be too famous to work there so they complain to each other how they feel like calling the police and the shirts they wear are guranteed thrree shifts old =, especially the staine dup mint green maitredi who looks like he missed a spot on his haircut day.

YOu can seat yourself at the Jack in the Box or the Pizzeria around the corner both of which i prefer over La Boca, the worst humiliation with stale liquor Tempe could ever bring itself to forever experience. All in all i give it one and half stars, as the pizza has no taste and the other item on the menu, besides salad, might be worht mentioning on my next visit. Probably isnt.
Title Blog Entry La boca trattoria and Pizzas <br>Mill Ave, Tempe AZ<br><br>One and half stars<br><br><b r>La Boca is termed the worlst restaurant in the world. An embarressment to Tempe and the service dejected in the realm of Phoenix as a whole.<br>The Pizza is burnt and every pie is burnt, even though it is servedas a personal pie in a wanna be seat yourself elegant atmosphere that endorses the luxurious looking wine bar, Drinks ar eh only thing worht while at this place which has a seat down arrangement outside on Mill Ave, next to the bank, a building on ASU campus seperated and a view of the Pizzeria closed down that ;they probably competed with and put out of business. Also, the pies are covered in
basil raw , in a big bushell, lacking taste and completely burnt black from crust to center and they seem as if they have double the yeast as the crust is completely solid and swollen, except fo rthe empty burnt air pocket you can bite down on....<br><br>The service complains the chefs may be too famous to work there so they complain to each other how they feel like calling the police and the shirts they wear are guranteed thrree shifts old =, especially the staine dup mint green maitredi who looks like he missed a spot on his haircut day.<br><br>YOu can seat yourself at the Jack in the Box or the Pizzeria around the corner both of which i prefer over La Boca, the worst humiliation with stale liquor Tempe could ever bring itself to forever experience. All in all i give it one and half stars, as the pizza has no taste and the other item on the menu, besides salad, might be worht mentioning on my next visit. Probably
isnt.
judgeing me-

Tempe, AZ

#2 Dec 10, 2009
they have gay waiters
loves la boca

Tempe, AZ

#3 Dec 14, 2009
You're way off mark. you obviously have no taste. la boca is delicious and its pretty decent/cheap prices for a nice, elegant atmosphere, especially good for college students. better than jack in the box? youre just going for shock value
Frank

Redmond, WA

#4 Feb 5, 2010
Learn to spell! Then we can take you seriously.
myleftnut

Phoenix, AZ

#5 Feb 5, 2010
Scroow You wrote:
La Bocca Trattoria ....the worst place in the worlds...
La bocca trattoria and Pizzas
Mill Ave, Tempe AZ
One and half stars
La Bocca is termed the worlst restaurant in the world. An embarressment to Tempe and the service dejected in the realm of Phoenix as a whole.
The Pizza is burnt and every pie is burnt, even though it is servedas a personal pie in a wanna be seat yourself elegant atmosphere that endorses the luxurious looking wine bar, Drinks ar eh only thing worht while at this place which has a seat down arrangement outside on Mill Ave, next to the bank, a building on ASU campus seperated and a view of the Pizzeria closed down that ;they probably competed with and put out of business. Also, the pies are covered in basil raw , in a big bushell, lacking taste and completely burnt black from crust to center and they seem as if they have double the yeast as the crust is completely solid and swollen, except fo rthe empty burnt air pocket you can bite down on....
The service complains the chefs may be too famous to work there so they complain to each other how they feel like calling the police and the shirts they wear are guranteed thrree shifts old =, especially the staine dup mint green maitredi who looks like he missed a spot on his haircut day.
YOu can seat yourself at the Jack in the Box or the Pizzeria around the corner both of which i prefer over La Boca, the worst humiliation with stale liquor Tempe could ever bring itself to forever experience. All in all i give it one and half stars, as the pizza has no taste and the other item on the menu, besides salad, might be worht mentioning on my next visit. Probably isnt.
Title Blog Entry La boca trattoria and Pizzas <br>Mill Ave, Tempe AZ<br><br>One and half stars<br><br><b r>La Boca is termed the worlst restaurant in the world. An embarressment to Tempe and the service dejected in the realm of Phoenix as a whole.<br>The Pizza is burnt and every pie is burnt, even though it is servedas a personal pie in a wanna be seat yourself elegant atmosphere that endorses the luxurious looking wine bar, Drinks ar eh only thing worht while at this place which has a seat down arrangement outside on Mill Ave, next to the bank, a building on ASU campus seperated and a view of the Pizzeria closed down that ;they probably competed with and put out of business. Also, the pies are covered in
basil raw , in a big bushell, lacking taste and completely burnt black from crust to center and they seem as if they have double the yeast as the crust is completely solid and swollen, except fo rthe empty burnt air pocket you can bite down on....<br><br>The service complains the chefs may be too famous to work there so they complain to each other how they feel like calling the police and the shirts they wear are guranteed thrree shifts old =, especially the staine dup mint green maitredi who looks like he missed a spot on his haircut day.<br><br>YOu can seat yourself at the Jack in the Box or the Pizzeria around the corner both of which i prefer over La Boca, the worst humiliation with stale liquor Tempe could ever bring itself to forever experience. All in all i give it one and half stars, as the pizza has no taste and the other item on the menu, besides salad, might be worht mentioning on my next visit. Probably
isnt.
Let me guess, you tried to get a free meal outta this place by complaining, like a typical loser "native" arizonan, and when they wouldn't give it to you for free, and kiss your ass, and buy you a bag of meth, you decided to come here and rant. Typical childish, brain-dead arizonan. You're obviously a product of the worst public school system in the US, but thank god you shared this rant with us.

Get a life, jerk.
La Bocca is awesome

Tempe, AZ

#7 Mar 1, 2010
Calling La Bocca the worst is the funniest thing I have ever herd! haha! La Bocca is amazing...they have wonderful specials and deals. Too bad when you go in there is tons of people and my food has ALWAYS been perfect! You have very poor unsophisticated taste buds. No ONE listen to that sketch person...they are very unreliable because I am a harsh food critic and this place is amazzzzzinnnggg! The bruschetta is to die for! Everyone please go to La Bocca! Sundays and Mondays they have half off a bottle of wine! Tuesday's they have 2-for-1 pizzas! Yummy! Go everyone please!
Zeb

Scottsdale, AZ

#8 Mar 7, 2010
The service is good, the pizza is fairly good, and it is fun to watch the crazies on Mill Avenue. Prices are quite fair. The pizzas are definitely NOT burnt.
Hahahaha

Mesa, AZ

#9 Mar 14, 2010
I agree with the responses. Get a life, an education and come back and write something that makes sense. You may want to consider putting down the crack pipe or whatever other drug it is that you are on. You may also want to consider looking into a halfway house as well.

La Bocca may not be "the best pizzeria in the world", as evident that Opera has not endorsed it like she does Pizzeria Bianco, but for the price vs. atmosphere vs. quality of food and drinks, there is hardly a place I can think of that is better; let alone having it be on a street such as Mill Avenue, that is fighting reputation, transients and general degenerates such as yourself.

Please do us a favor, squat in front of Jack in the Box so we can enjoy our wine and brushcetta on the patio at La Bocca, without having you in front of it.
Julian

Surprise, AZ

#10 Mar 14, 2010
I have to agree with the other patrons that have commented here. I own La Bocca and think we do a pretty good job. Is there the odd burnt crust bubble here and there, probably, but thats the style and I don't plan to change it. If you dont like it stick with the frozen pizza you're used to and do us all a favor and don't bother returning.
billy

Tempe, AZ

#11 Apr 21, 2010
judgeing me- wrote:
they have gay waiters
cool
Native Arizonan

Chandler, AZ

#12 Nov 24, 2010
myleftnut wrote:
<quoted text>
Let me guess, you tried to get a free meal outta this place by complaining, like a typical loser "native" arizonan, and when they wouldn't give it to you for free, and kiss your ass, and buy you a bag of meth, you decided to come here and rant. Typical childish, brain-dead arizonan. You're obviously a product of the worst public school system in the US, but thank god you shared this rant with us.
Get a life, jerk.
Wow - I'm a native Arizonan, I had no idea I was typical or a loser. Thanks for setting me straight on that. Unsettling as that is, the more infuriating fact is that it is more than a purely historical question to ask, "How did Miss Nut's reign of stupidity start?" or even the more urgent question, "How might it end?". No, we must ask, "What exactly is Miss Nut trying to hide?" Before you answer, let me point out that when people see purblind tatterdemalions behaving like purblind tatterdemalions they begin to realize that when you tell Miss Nut's drones that people who believe that men are spare parts in the social repertoire—mere optional extras—need to be worked over with an oak table leg and then sentenced to 20 years of hard labor in order to straighten out their thinking, they begin to get fidgety and their eyes begin to wander.

They really don't care.

They have no interest in hearing that Miss Nut's not your average insolent dingbat. She's the deluxe model. As such, she's poised to cheat on taxes sooner or later. With this letter, I hope I have made my views clear: Miss My Left Nut's meandering and maundering comments certainly indicate that she intends to divert attention from her unprovoked aggression when you least expect it.

Most likely why she's missing her right nut.
AZLaw

Chandler, AZ

#13 Apr 17, 2011
myleftnut wrote:
<quoted text>
Let me guess, you tried to get a free meal outta this place by complaining, like a typical loser "native" arizonan, and when they wouldn't give it to you for free, and kiss your ass, and buy you a bag of meth, you decided to come here and rant. Typical childish, brain-dead arizonan. You're obviously a product of the worst public school system in the US, but thank god you shared this rant with us.
Get a life, jerk.
So, because one idiot who lacks proper education and common sense posts a highly inaccurate review you have to proceed to bash ALL native Arizonans? Perhaps before you continue to post comments that contain more logical fallacies than a political speech you should stop and think about how your own words defile your character. Typical, uneducated ad hominem argument; if you are going to throw stones at others you should probably move out of your glass house. You sound just as ludicrous, if not more, than the original poster. The people of Arizona don't need your condescending arrogance. So, go back to the trailer park you crawled out of continue to collect those government checks.
Desertdogg

Scottsdale, AZ

#14 Jan 12, 2012
are you drunk or just stupid and cannot spell?
bolts

Tempe, AZ

#15 Dec 12, 2012
u must of amy as a server all she does is complain about guests great service though was at handle bar waited 6 minutes for a drink while your off duty staff helped them selves and got better service, watched at least two set of guest like 5 people walk out cause couldn't get service, its a bar not a restaurant, lol they'll be broke by summer
MyLeftNut

Scottsdale, AZ

#16 Dec 13, 2012
AZLaw wrote:
<quoted text>
So, because one idiot who lacks proper education and common sense posts a highly inaccurate review you have to proceed to bash ALL native Arizonans? Perhaps before you continue to post comments that contain more logical fallacies than a political speech you should stop and think about how your own words defile your character. Typical, uneducated ad hominem argument; if you are going to throw stones at others you should probably move out of your glass house. You sound just as ludicrous, if not more, than the original poster. The people of Arizona don't need your condescending arrogance. So, go back to the trailer park you crawled out of continue to collect those government checks.
I'd go back but I haven't finished infecting your women, polluting your air, wasting your water, defiling your "natural beauty", and doing as much damage to the economy of AZ as possible.
When I've completed all of those tasks, you brain dead "native", I'll head home.
Oh ya, love how you "native" idiots have the front license plate that on your car that says "native". Are you natives that stupid that you have to attach that to the front of your car because you're so brain dead you can't even remember you were born/raised in this god forsaken place?
Right up there with the f*cking NY a**wipes who cover there cars with NY sh*t after they move here, proclaiming their "love" for NY!
If NY is such a great place, why the f*ck did you leave?
F*ckin AZ and NY people can bite me.
Merry Christmas, you brain dead f*cks.
BonerBoyII

Scottsdale, AZ

#19 Dec 14, 2012
YO "MyLeftNut", dude you're my hero!!!!!
Right on, dude, the peeps out here are like totally brain dead, dude.
LMAO regarding the front license plate; dude, shout out on that one, WTF is that all about?
Are peeps out here so retarded they like totally have to put that on their cars like some f*cked up badge of honor?
Not hardly dude, it just like shows how stupid and totally retarded native peeps are out here!!!
Go SoCal, YO, and keep infecting those women, dude!!!
PROPS to you, dude.
Woody

Phoenix, AZ

#20 Dec 21, 2012
myleftnut wrote:
<quoted text>
Let me guess, you tried to get a free meal outta this place by complaining, like a typical loser "native" arizonan, and when they wouldn't give it to you for free, and kiss your ass, and buy you a bag of meth, you decided to come here and rant. Typical childish, brain-dead arizonan. You're obviously a product of the worst public school system in the US, but thank god you shared this rant with us.
Get a life, jerk.
Bad mouthing native Arizonians makes you no better than the person who posted this in the first place. If you don't like AZ and those of us who were born here, leave and don't come back. Thank you very much
As far as La Bocca goes, the food is very good but if you happen to be a guy at the bar with several good looking woman sitting around, don't, expect the male bartender to bust his ass waiting on you.

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