GRAVE DIGGERS wanted - Crassus Morgue...

GRAVE DIGGERS wanted - Crassus Morgues R-us

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Evesham, UK

#1 Mar 6, 2013
Crassus Morgues R-us, is a unique Graveyard Theme Park Operator. You are expected to be our local grave digging agent. Like any small-time new grave digger you'll start out modestly: Working in Parish villages cemetaries, farms, private homesteads, burying people of no consequence, people with simple needs. With training you will visit noblemen's estates, seats of power, and in the event of nuclear war entire cities to assist in burying the dead, and we will show you how you can fine-tune your gravesites attractiveness by adding fun themes.

As an authorised Crassus Gravedigger, we can offer you an open grave pathway to success. We will teach you all you need to know about the bubonic plague, how to calm terrorized neighbourhoods, how to rid your neighbourhood of the dead. Read about how plague rats, long-range terrorist pestilence in mail boxes, and small pox lunches or the wedding-cake virus has made $-miilions of dollars for our members. Start off in the cellar or basement. Hire menial IGOR type underlings to increase productivity. Improve your novelty sales market with red, white and blue shrouds and our special R.I.P. bedding and coffin clocks items. Send no money, Contact Crassus From Green Bay to request your very own Morgues R-US information pack.
Houston Suburbanite

Spring, TX

#2 May 29, 2013
What happened to the Cali crew? Did the circus finally pack up and leave town?

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