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BobEngland

San Antonio, TX

#1 Mar 24, 2011
I am looking for a gay lover. The police took the dogs and horses I trained away from me and I haven't had anal sex in a while. I really love for a well hung man or animal to penetrate my rectum. Please leave me your email if you are interested in hooking up.
CRASSUS

Woodruff, WI

#2 Mar 25, 2011
BobEngland wrote:
I am looking for a gay lover. The police took the dogs and horses I trained away from me and I haven't had anal sex in a while. I really love for a well hung man or animal to penetrate my rectum. Please leave me your email if you are interested in hooking up.
Hey Bob. I see you moved to Seattle. Did Elton John cut you off? You should do fine in Seattle. I hear the place is packed with anal allies that love a English accent. I happen to be an animal lover so leave them alone please. Did you give the horse herpes or did the horse give you herpes? If only the horse could talk.
Bob England

San Antonio, TX

#3 Mar 25, 2011
CRASSUS wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Bob. I see you moved to Seattle. Did Elton John cut you off? You should do fine in Seattle. I hear the place is packed with anal allies that love a English accent. I happen to be an animal lover so leave them alone please. Did you give the horse herpes or did the horse give you herpes? If only the horse could talk.
The law thinks that my sexual fetishes are a perversion, and giving me a hard time. There is nothing wrong with showing an animal love. Finding a lot of anal enthusiasts here, I love Seatlle.
BoBEngland

Leeds, UK

#4 Mar 27, 2011
Hi Crassus,
Did you get the book I sent you on 101 Winter Survival Techniques for Wisconsin inhabitants. If you keep all this Pink / Gay nonsense up I 'll refuse to go out on patrol with you - thats if we both get drafted to the same Army unit. I was talking to someone online who knew you when you served in Afghanistan, it it right the Regimental Sergeant Major pulled you up about your habit of saying a little prayer every time you shot one of the Taliban? I told him that you were not saying a prayer but simply repeating your-own-little-homespun- Wisconsin - mantra- that started off with the golden words "Good bye C-xx-unxxt". We had a TV programme here the other days which showed a place called Superior, it was plagued by an serila killer, I imagine you live in Milwaukee - the town that made beer SCHILITZ beer famous?
Bob Englands gay lover

San Antonio, TX

#5 Mar 27, 2011
Please quit picking on my man. He has started to wet his bed again at night. Just to let everyone know, we will be flying to Canada next week to get legally married. Bob just loves anal sex, he can't get enough of it.
THE REAL BoBEngland

Leeds, UK

#6 Mar 27, 2011
Crassus [1] and [2] the Hoaxer BobEngland.,

I did live in Seatle, Belle Vue Island, near K-Mart corner, loved Seattle but was glad to leave, drove to Providence via Houston, Miami, Philly, NY, and Boston, 7000 miles, 39 States.

We seemed to have picked up a Gay follower, the hoaxer could this guy be the legendary Captain Hornblower you told me about. Last I heard he was hanging out at nights in the Pacific Highway South area, near the Seattle Airport, doing cheap tricks, he was so odd looking even the Green River Kikller kept well clear of him!!

“Gay and Proud”

Since: Mar 11

York, England

#7 Mar 27, 2011
Bob Englands gay lover wrote:
Please quit picking on my man. He has started to wet his bed again at night. Just to let everyone know, we will be flying to Canada next week to get legally married. Bob just loves anal sex, he can't get enough of it.
thank you sweetie. I thought the peeing in bed thing would give you a hint I want a golden shower. I want to drink your sweet nectar lover boy. You are my little sperm monkey and I love you so much. I can't wait until we are married.

Since: Jan 11

not f'n huff holler thank god

#8 Mar 27, 2011
Hey Bob, are you really a Etiopian fudge packing jew?
THE REAL BoBEngland

Leeds, UK

#9 Mar 29, 2011
Tex Dude,

NOPE.
tom

San Antonio, TX

#10 Mar 30, 2011
txdude11 wrote:
Hey Bob, are you really a Etiopian fudge packing jew?
He is an Ethiopian fudge packing jew douche bag.
CRASSUS

Woodruff, WI

#11 Mar 30, 2011
txdude11 wrote:
Hey Bob, are you really a Etiopian fudge packing jew?
Can you help Bob out? Every time he shits his pants he thinks he's having his period.
tom

San Antonio, TX

#13 Mar 30, 2011
CRASSUS wrote:
<quoted text>Can you help Bob out? Every time he shits his pants he thinks he's having his period.
Well if his sphincter muscle wasnt so loose from all the anal penetration he would not have that problem.

“Gay and Proud”

Since: Mar 11

York, England

#14 Mar 30, 2011
Quit picking on me, its mean. I am going to tell and get you banned from topix for making fun of me if you don't quit right now. I mean it.
helen Bern

Makati, Philippines

#17 Nov 15, 2012
adada
BobEngland

Ilford, UK

#18 Nov 15, 2012
I was totally unaware of this site, needless to say most of the posts are from the same person.
It's someone whose I.D I can guess, but can't be bothered replying to.
Bobs Gay Lover

San Antonio, TX

#19 Nov 15, 2012
Oh Bob that hand job you gave me last night was divine. I am sorry about those blisters in your anal cavity. I am also willing to pop them with my tongue and lick them dry.
GinaMakesMeHard

Phoenix, AZ

#20 Nov 19, 2012
Bob
Are you cut or uncut?
I love running my tongue all over foreskin, and pulling that skin up and down over the head of a nice, hard c-ck head!!!!!!
YUMMY!!!!!!!!
bob England is disgusting

Phoenix, AZ

#21 Nov 25, 2012
what the hell hahahaha
CRASSUS

Green Bay, WI

#22 Nov 26, 2012
BobEngland wrote:
I was totally unaware of this site, needless to say most of the posts are from the same person.
It's someone whose I.D I can guess, but can't be bothered replying to.
Pay attention!! You need to spend less time spanking to gay porn.
BobEngland

Barnsley, UK

#23 Nov 28, 2012
Crassus,
One of your ex girl friends (the one with the Lauren Bacall voice) told me that after keeping a male acquaintance locked up in your basement for 4 days he asked you to: "Give me liberty or give me death" so you killed him. What on earth for you dumb coot(Coot, coot as in bird)

Now the Warden of some maximum Penitentiary been in touch with me saying "Can I send you on or before 14 of January 2013, two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream, a quart of vanilla ice cream, seven bars of chocolate, some oranges, and a pack of Old Grouse Whiscky, he said something about you were planning a meal, then clicked off, then 3 days later your letter arrives stating "I have sworn to uphold and defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, gay or depressed, tall or short, fat or thin, I know in my heart that I am right in my struggle (with him the faggott) and have come to peace with myself. Blood will flow in the streets after I've gone. I was never a Wannabe Faggoxt Slave. My friend Bob I pray for you.

URGENT: Crassus can you please tell me what the F---x going on, are you behind with your rent and car payments again, why are you in the big house again. Pal Bob.

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