Merry Christmas Bob England

Merry Christmas Bob England

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CRASSUS

Neenah, WI

#3 Dec 26, 2012
lars varga wrote:
<quoted text> You know he only likes the black ones, right?
He's cheap! He only buys the used ones.
HMV BobEngland

Glasgow, UK

#4 Dec 27, 2012
Crass.

Your gonna get pistol whipped when I get through there. I'm sat here with new lap top I feel uncomfortable with and a Kindle High Fire I hate, and it's cold and miserable outside.

And you lot will be sitting in the sun, hence the saying lifes not fair. O' Well it's time for Casablanca and Wizard of OZ. Will leave you to polish your guns and to renew and complete your NAR Membership forms, which is the nearest to being macho you'll ever get. Quetion 3. Do you uphold the right to bear arms. Crassus (rolling up sleeves) this is the nearest I'LL ever net to baring my arms.
CRASSUS

Neenah, WI

#5 Dec 28, 2012
HMV BobEngland wrote:
Crass.
Your gonna get pistol whipped when I get through there. I'm sat here with new lap top I feel uncomfortable with and a Kindle High Fire I hate, and it's cold and miserable outside.
And you lot will be sitting in the sun, hence the saying lifes not fair. O' Well it's time for Casablanca and Wizard of OZ. Will leave you to polish your guns and to renew and complete your NAR Membership forms, which is the nearest to being macho you'll ever get. Quetion 3. Do you uphold the right to bear arms. Crassus (rolling up sleeves) this is the nearest I'LL ever net to baring my arms.
Of course Bob, With all the Jiggers runnin wild in the USA the superior tribe stays locked and loaded.
BobEngland

Evesham, UK

#7 Jan 1, 2013
In Africa a Jigger is an insect which lives in streams and rivers and when your paddling about in the water it crawls inside the pee hole in your penis or vagina, and sort off crawls itself into your intestines. I'm not sure where it ends up, some say it dies, others say it doesn't die and it sits there breeding baby jiggers for evermore, you kill one- but by the time you feel as if your recovering from an infection another group emerge, baby jiggers and they reinfect you again.

All I know is the waters in Wisconsin are infested with them; and even the drinking waters not safe. So it's best you don't go there all a jigger might catch you. I was asked the other day is it safe to ask sex with someone from Wisconsin, some kindly folk say it's safe, whilst others say it's not, so it's up to to you to decide for yourself. As for me I'm going no where near the place, Wisconsin too dangerous for my refined taste, I'm certain many senior citizens who die there have been jiggered good and plenty.
Vallsunn

United States

#8 Jan 1, 2013
Thanks for that explanation of what a jigger is I never heard of it. Ive heard someone mention a wiggger do you know what that is it an animal insect or human? Happy New Year
CRASSUS

Neenah, WI

#9 Jan 1, 2013
Vallsunn wrote:
Thanks for that explanation of what a jigger is I never heard of it. Ive heard someone mention a wiggger do you know what that is it an animal insect or human? Happy New Year
Just replace the first letter with an N, stupid.
BobEngland

Evesham, UK

#10 Jan 1, 2013
Crassus, I did what you said and replaced the first letter with a N, and got NUPID, I was really amazed you had such good command of the English language. You must have attended a lot of Universities in your time, Happy New Year Pal, you're the first Literature Don I have ever met,

quotes> Nupid (it means)
1. Slightly pretentious
2. New and Stupid
3. Becky as in: Becky is SO Nupid
the founding father crowd

Jackson, NJ

#12 Jan 27, 2013
The potato famine of 1848 was the most devastating Irish famine in history. Many of the people were forced to resort to a desperate practice known as bleeding. Bleeding was draining some of a cow's blood and mixing it with rotten potatoes and cabbage to make a soup.
Houston Suburbanite

Spring, TX

#14 May 27, 2013
ouch.

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