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I MEAN IT

Surrey, Canada

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#1
Dec 12, 2011
 
Entertaining, frienly, clean, and can be litter box trained. Perfect for leash training, fetching, and tricks. Can be dressed in cute clothes.

Imagine how jealous your friends will be when they see you have your own midget
ha ha

Surrey, Canada

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Mar 2, 2012
 
two for the price of one this week only. Can be re-packaged to ship anywhere!!!!..simply leave air holes in box an a few crackers for food.
chance

Gaylord, MI

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#3
Apr 20, 2012
 
how much?
ha ha

Surrey, Canada

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May 16, 2012
 
chance wrote:
how much?
Quite limited in stock right now...I can offer you a breeding pair
for 200.00. the female is equipped with a selection of clown suites, can perform some magic acts,as well as exotic dancing.
The male, is healthy other than a broken leg received by an "over-zealous" patron at a midget toss. Both are intelligent, fine human beings. order by may 31 and receive FREE mini circus tent.
chance

Gaylord, MI

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#5
May 27, 2012
 
im sold.
Rebecca

Winnetka, IL

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#6
Jun 12, 2012
 
I bought a pair of these and now all of friends are EXTREmLY jealous of me. They make great pets. I got very cute bedazzled cages for them in my basement. Great buy!
midgetadvocate

United States

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#7
Jul 28, 2012
 
yall butthole are mean im a midget and i find this incredibly offensive for 3 reasons 1 its not nice 2 its incredib.... oh who am i kidding im not a midget i like lauphing at there small bodys its hillarius

“Southern Witch”

Since: Aug 10

I'm in your yard, naked!!!

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Aug 1, 2012
 

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I'll take Peter Dinklage if you can get him.. no price is too much! I'll dress him in a Shakespeare costume and have him recite poetry for me.
poopsalad

Harrison, AR

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#9
Sep 18, 2012
 
My last midget, Mittens I called her, bit me last month. I was so sad when I finally put her down. I got a new one though, and I'm training him for the pit fights.
Bro do you even midget

Roseville, MI

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#10
Dec 1, 2012
 
I watch Harry Potter with my midget,and when the midget in it comes on i give my midget a big hug. How much would that midget from Harry Pottery be? Can i train midgets to poop on my enemy's lawn? Get back to me.
Boris Candlehoffer

Philadelphia, PA

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#11
Jan 6, 2013
 
I feed my midget crystal meth everyday to keep it nice and spunky. He stays in his crate most of the time but I let him out every now and then for some exercise. His favorite food is meatballs, I feed them to him through the bars of his cage when he is good. I love my midget and can't wait to get another one.
IEATMIDGETS

Frome, UK

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#12
Jan 8, 2013
 
My midget is called scrummmpy. he lives off of crack cocaine and coco pops. When i poke him through the bars of his cage he poops himself and throws it at me, i then proceed to lick it of my face. I have trained him to hunt and thats about it. I am going to give him toys so he can learn to reproduce.
Midget Lover

Schertz, TX

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#14
Jan 11, 2013
 
U guys r going to HELL,HELL,HELL(4not telling me where I can get one)

Since: Jan 13

Laredo, TX

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#15
Jan 14, 2013
 
Thank u just got mine in the mail today. Just by seein it I know we'll have lots of Fun way into the wee-hours of the night!!!!!!!!!!
Hunkerton

Athens, OH

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#16
Jan 31, 2013
 
How much for a black one? I hear they're more submissive than other colors, and the white one I bought recently wouldn't shut up about the starvation and sodomization.
BillyBarty

United States

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#17
Feb 5, 2013
 
I want a double amputee midget cuz those sausage fingers creep me out.
Blind man

Rice Lake, WI

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#18
Feb 23, 2013
 
Wanted Seeing Eye Midget only serious inquiries please
LUCIFER

Gilbert, AZ

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#19
Mar 6, 2013
 
ha ha wrote:
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Quite limited in stock right now...I can offer you a breeding pair
for 200.00. the female is equipped with a selection of clown suites, can perform some magic acts,as well as exotic dancing.
The male, is healthy other than a broken leg received by an "over-zealous" patron at a midget toss. Both are intelligent, fine human beings. order by may 31 and receive FREE mini circus tent.
HEIL HITLER,SMOKE METH, HAIL SATAN
mr F

Pretoria, South Africa

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#21
Apr 4, 2013
 
Does it come with a warranty?
Sydney Boren

Okmulgee, OK

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#23
Sep 8, 2013
 
I recently purchased a colored midget named Demarcus. He's almost fully proportionally correct except for the penis. He had a midget sized body but a regular black man sized wiener. He could ring doorbells with this thing, you should see. Any way, I was so grossed out by it that I had to put him down humanely. Take it from me, don't buy the black ones...

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