This is good material for a comedy show. The owner of the Palm Beach Improv is a client of mine; want me to give him a call and set up an audition for you?RE: Constipated Democrat
"Inviting to Canada"
You poor desperate b..stard.. you are looking for some companionship because you have no friends or associates where you live. Why is that not a surprise.
You must have tried to hit on your forces buddies, but they must have rejected you like I am doing here too. Sorry buddy...
Don't worry, you would not like Canada anyway, and they don't like guys like you here either. They would just snicker at your camo pants.
I don't drink but I can see that you need "booze" to stabilize your brain from the stress of the illogic of your situation. It could be the explanation for your poorly concieved logic in your posts here. Maybe you need a break. Go for a long hike in the desert, that might help. and take a break from the military. I don't think it's your thing...
However,, you ARE a great inspiration.
you've inspired me, never to cross the 49th parallel
Just a thought, if you won't cross the 49th parallel into the U.S., will you cross it into N.K? I hear there is an asshole shortage there and you may just "fit" in perfectly.