This is a job for the jerk Obama.
All he'll have to do is warm up the teleprompter, deliver a speach and all transportation issues will be solved, just like the wonders he did for the Sandy victims houses. After only one speach and a photo-op, his words warmed them up and dried out all water damage. I bet that an Obama pinatta would be a popular item.
You may not have a house to live in, but with a nice piece of 2x4 debris from your ruined home, you can smack the crap out of the Obama head. To make it authentic, put actual crap in the head and it will be just like the real thing..$hit for brains Obama.
Go see http://www.pinatas.com/Barack_Obama_Pinata_p/...
It's a top seller !
Happy Smacking..