The Crucifix has the same effect on democRATS and muslims as it has on DRACULA.
If any employee at any store wishes you a 'happy holidays', ask them which holidays they are talking about.
Then loudly say,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE".
Make sure everyone hears you.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
to all National Patriots.
All others can suck camel juice on their semen-stained prayer rugs.