Atheist to hold unreasonable rally
Atheists are planning a "Reason Rally" to be held on March 24, 2012 AD on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. Recently, we saw the founding of the National Atheist Party as part of US Atheist's desperate attempts to plump their stunningly small numbers.
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Since: Feb 11
Pale Blue Dot
#1 Feb 25, 2012
"stunningly small numbers."????
Number of Atheists in America:
"If the Pew folks are right, there are 15 Million Atheists in America. If the USA Today polls are right, the number is closer to 50 million."
Compare That To.....
Number of Messianic Jews in America:
"While there are no concrete figures, it has been estimated by many of those involved in the movement
(and even by those outside the movement), that there are at least 175,000 Jewish believers in the Messiah Yeshua in the United States"
“traveling to your future Mars”
Since: Feb 12
an alternate reality.
#2 Feb 29, 2012
While Atheists are the least risk factors for human contamination of unreason and random destruction, and are at the top of the waiting list for complimentary shuttle services to other more habitable and agreeable areas of the omniverse, if the attempt is to get picked up on March 24th en masse by the large spacecraft expected to pass by the National Mall en route to NGC 4414 three alternate realities down the lane, it should be noted that this is a freighter ship carrying crates of Grand Unification Theory.
While liquid Grand Unification Theory is not entirely toxic to humans, and while storage requirements are actually a pleasant 70 degrees with a refreshing sea breeze generously wafted throughout the compartments, the space freighter captain scheduled to pass is not licensed to carry passengers and will likely not risk its tenure for a meager black market deal with Earthlings.
I commend your adamancy in pursuing pleasant life without persecution from religious zealots, but you may have a better chance assembling relatively close to the Tokyo Midtown Mall in Roppongi on July 13th of 2012, when a pan-galactic teleportation portal should briefly appear.
You will want to make sure that you have your passports and immunization records ready. Reservation agents will be available to conduct individual UFO abductions for purposes of verifying mental stability and lack of religious insanity 24 hours before the departing portal at terminal B-4.
In the meantime, I wish your peaceful gathering at National Mall success in positively influencing other members of your species.
Remember to pack your towels!
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