If I'm not mistaken, I believe I read an article recently that described a mass case of nausea at the Hallmark headquarters in Kansas City, Missouri.<quoted text>
Hallmark called, they want their soppy sentiment back.
Sorry you vile monster, marriage is a legal contract.
My guess is that Kimmy actually sent them a copy of his "poem" (chuckle).
However, I did read in a related story that "The Weekly Reader" and "Highlights Magazine for Children" are interested in his work.
Seriously... Can you just picture Kim sitting on his bed, writing that load using his hot pink pen with strawberry-scented ink? Justin Bieber playing in the background... Sitting beside his pink, stuffed bear; the one that says "I wuv u" across its tummy... Him staring down at that useless vag of his, wondering, "Will I EVER get my period and become a woman?"