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#213994 Sep 2, 2013
Subject: MARINE ENTRANCE EXAM
Time Limit: 3 WKS
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___(a) build a bridge
___(b) sail the ocean
___(c) lead an army or
___(D) WRITE A PLAY!!!!
4. What religion is the Pope?(check only one)
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given?(approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:
11. Where does rain come from?
___(b) a 7-11
___(d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___(a) New York
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify
* If you are stuck on any questions, you may ask the monitor for help.
#213995 Sep 2, 2013
If It Was Me And My Friend' Weren't Paying The Cable Bill - I'd Personally Just Cancel The Subscription And When They Asked Why There's No TV I Would Say "No One Paid The Bill."...
#213997 Sep 2, 2013
No. Low intelligence wasn't my problem. I failed the physical. My head wouldn't fit in the jar. If the Navy didn't take me I'd get drafted and be in the Army, a fate worse than death! Talk about dummies and losers.
#213998 Sep 2, 2013
Gotta give the big doofus a hug for trying. Actually I think he still lives at home but his ma makes him pay rent. Sooo.. he probably has his meals cooked and his clothes cleaned by his 'maid'. Mommy maid. He's a chuckle for sure. How's it hangin f-man?
#213999 Sep 2, 2013
Pizzo your not making much sense today!
#214000 Sep 2, 2013
No wonder them gay bois keep talkin bout yur stinky panties.
#214001 Sep 2, 2013
Navy promotion test
1. You are having lunch with your new Admiral, talking about the decision paper you wrote. During the conversation, a blonde walks into the dining area and she is so stunning you draw your boss's attention to her. Having his complete attention, you give a vivid description of what you would do if you had her alone in a motel room. She walks over to the table and introduces herself as the Admiral's daughter. Your next move is:
a. Ask for her hand in marriage.
b. Pretend you've forgotten how to speak English.
c. Repeat the conversation to the daughter and hope for the best.
2. You have been tasked to present a briefing to the Admiral. The success of this presentation will mean increasing your authorized manpower slots by 125%. In the middle of the proposal the Admiral leans over to look at your report and spits in your coffee. You:
a. Tell him you prefer your coffee black.
b. Ask him about his recent root canal.
c. Take a leak in his "OUT" box.
3. You are presenting a briefing to a group of 0-6s in the plushest office you've ever seen. The hot enchilada casserole and egg salad sandwich you had for lunch reacts, creating a severe pressure. Your sphincter loses its control and you break wind in a most convincing manner, causing three water glasses to shatter and a Captain to pass out. What you should do next is:
a. Offer to come back next week when the smell has gone away.
b. Point out the Chief of Staff and accuse him of the offense.
c. Challenge anyone in the room to do better.
4. You are at a briefing when you suddenly are overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose. Remembering this is definitely a NO-NO, you:
a. Pretend to wave to someone across the room, and with one fluid motion, bury your finger into your nostril right up to the fourth joint.
b. Get everyone drunk and organize a nose-picking contest with a prize to the one who makes his nose bleed first.
c. Drop your notes on the floor, and when you bend over to pick them up, blow your nose on your sock.
5. You have just spent the evening with an IG inspector who kept you at the club drinking until lights out. You get home just in time to change and go to work. You stagger into the men's room and spend the next half hour vomiting. As you are washing up at the sink, you boss walks in, blows cigar smoke in your face and asks you to join him for drinks after work. You:
a. Look him straight in the eye and launch one last convulsive torrent at the front of his Class A uniform.
b. Nail him right in the crotch, banking on the hope he'll never recognize your green face.
c. Grasp his hand and pump it until he pees in his pants.
#214002 Sep 2, 2013
This will make a few of the crooked politically connected to Glendora, California underbosses bleed from both ends and think twice before tying to screw the residents again.
A New York City judge says J.P. Morgan Investment Management Inc. owes billionaire Leonid Blavatnik more than $42.5 million in connection to an investment account.
Didn't someone end up running that Ken Herman out of town? Give them a raise for that, I heard he was an evil little man anyway.
Are you going to try it again GARY?
#214003 Sep 2, 2013
You talk to them gay boys eh fruitloops? What else do they "say" about panties? Nevermind. I don't really want to know. Enjoy! Sex is fun. With whoever you like and in your case who can stand your stench for 20 seconds. YUK!YUK!YUK!
#214004 Sep 2, 2013
yuk yuk yuk! So you pay twice as much as for an appartment, but then you get some of it back if you sell 'your' place. So if you don't like the spa, or gym, or pool, can you not pay for it??? No? How often do you use the consierge?? Finally, who's name is on the 'property' title??? Bet it's not you.. We still love ya ya big goofy doofus. Talk to a lawyer first if you don't understand those things. yuk yuk
#214005 Sep 2, 2013
Commonpeeps took 2 hours to eat breakfast because when he read the orange juice label it said concentrate. Then he talked to his gay friends about Frankie's panties. GET A JOB commonpeeps.
#214006 Sep 2, 2013
I always make sense, your confusion stems from the fact that you are insane.
#214007 Sep 2, 2013
Am I the only spades player here, that picks nil when I have the Ace of spades?
#214008 Sep 2, 2013
They're hanging real low. One even lower than the other. If I could walk I'd trip on them.
#214009 Sep 2, 2013
Good try Jiz.
#214010 Sep 2, 2013
YUK!YUK!YUK! "Luxury high rise". "Homeowner" "Almost paid for". Too funny! "Staff". "Landscaping". He probably pays extra for a silly little parking sticker. Like in cheesy apartments. "The Palms" or some such silly sh!t.
Ah, you can own anything you want on the internet! Good times.
“Vita e' Bella.”
Since: May 12
#214012 Sep 2, 2013
For you Woody
From February 10th to April 2nd 2012, Loving More, with the endorsement of the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom (NCSF) conducted an internet-based survey of over 4000 participants who self-identify as polyamorous. This is the largest survey of self-identified polyamorous individuals to date. Individuals were recruited through local and regional listserves, Loving More email list, the PolyResearchers list, the Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality’s (IASHS) student and alumni lists, and the American Association of Sexuality Educators, Counselors and Therapists’(AASECT) AltSex list. With the exception of five questions, all the questions were drawn from among those asked in the NORC’s biennial General Social Survey (GSS) in order to compare a sample of the polyamory community with the general US adult population.
#214013 Sep 2, 2013
For those of your that are hanging on the fence as far as believing that there is or is not a God who Created this Beautiful World of Ours, I would like to challenge you to take a chance on something that my husband and I came across many years ago. First of all, if you are not a believer, have you ever given a thought to why am I here and where will I be going in the future after this life is gone. There is answers and proof if you will just take the time to check it out. Of course, there are those of us who are already believers in the Creator and His son Jesus, but many out there are just not sure. We believe that when God Created us that he must have had a plan for His Creation and His plan was for us to Love Him and Obey Him, well as many of you already know from Adam and Eve, that did not happen, but God did have another plan for your life, but you must believe that "HE IS" before you can have that kind of relationship with him.
Let me first talk about what my topic is today and it is "The Evidences of Christianity" which is a book written in Cincinnati, Ohio in 1829. Their were 2 men debating this subject. Alexander Campbell, President of Bethany College, Virginia who was a Christian and Robert Owen of New Lanark, Scotland who was a Atheist. I will refer to them later.
You must ask yourself this question "Either you believe that God Created the World or the World has always been." The scientist believe that the earth is between 7000 years old up to 14 billion years old, so say it was 14 billions years old, then where did the earth come from on that day of 14 billions years ago? I know this is a very challenging question to some of you, but just think about it.
This debate has to do with your 5 senses of which Alexander Campbell who was a genius tried his best to debate this issue. He said that it is impossible for anyone to conceive of a God creating this world unless the Creator communiated with mankind in the beginning. You will be in for a great surprise by reading this material of which I personnaly have a copy that I received over 50 years ago. My husband has used this material in alot of our Home Bible Studies. I have been trying to find copies, but been unsuccessful in doing so, but it is on the internet if you just look up these 2 men. This debate was done like a courtroom by having all conversation written down with each comment from each party. After the debate was over, they had people stand up in this assembly of people probably from every walk of life and asked them to stand for each party speaking. They said that those of you that are for Alexander Campbell in either already believing or are searching stand up, and only 3 people out of the whole assembly kept sitting. This is how convincing this man was and I challenge each one of you to check this out for it may change your life forever.
#214014 Sep 2, 2013
Your mom jumped in before I could finish it but go ahead and use it whe won't mind since she has seen and cleaned your ass before ... lol hahahah
#214015 Sep 2, 2013
Why waste your time with this dumb stuff. Time to get new material you gimp
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