Calm down Bluto. We're sure you're a real tough guy!<quoted text>
Call it what you want, It took a real man to be a Marine as well as a smart one to stay alive unlike a sailor boi its just fact, even you admitted you couldn't cut it.
P.S. I never tried to join the marine corps. It was a joke. My head wouldn't fit in the jar. Get it? Yeah, guess you don't. You're a jarhead! Your head fit.
I stayed alive too. Hooray. We saved our own lives. We're heroes! Except I can't walk.