I don’t think of you as any kind of judge, you are about the last person I would have judge anything.<quoted text>
I'd love to see you tell a judge that someday. "Your honor, I don't need to prove it, we already know and it is more fun to make fun that you are ignorant..."
Then you'd come flying out the courtroom door and land on your bony ass in the street!
The people that did bring the other side up in front of a judge, ended up with the judges laughing at the argument.