The only lyrics I would add are:This video is dedicated to some of our more frequent posters...
"I'm Not Gay!"
Sittin' on my Mac until two in the mornin'
Screaming at those f*gs on the Topix forum!
Scared that they are gonna find out that my secret hope
Is to have some of them over and play "drop the soap"!
I'm not gay, I'm not gay!