Biologists Warn Against Touching Baby Moose

Jun 12, 2014 Full story: ABC News 9

Alaska state biologists are reminding people not to touch moose calves or try to take them home as pets following a string of recent incidents involving people handling the animals, including one household that had one in the living room "as if it was a puppy."

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Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#1 Jun 12, 2014
That perv from India better not touch our baby mooses......
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#3 Jun 12, 2014
Ladies, please DO NOT touch the baby mooses. I have taken it apon myself to allow you to touch my snake in it's place. I'm good like that.

“CHEEEEEESE IT”

Since: May 14

ITS A TROLL

#4 Jun 12, 2014
harmless of course

“Go ahead, be cruel & nasty... ”

Since: Nov 07

"you get back what you give"

#5 Jun 12, 2014
The Paisan wrote:
Ladies, please DO NOT touch the baby mooses. I have taken it apon myself to allow you to touch my snake in it's place. I'm good like that.
<<SMACK!!>> backhands Dilf.... <smiles & walks off, chuckling>
;~)

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#6 Jun 12, 2014
It will grow up being dependent on handouts, get in trouble and have a high rate of recividism, and so will the moose.
Phyllis Schlafly s Shroud

Philadelphia, PA

#7 Jun 12, 2014
This common sense directive will come as noose to those who have been doing it anyway.

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#8 Jun 13, 2014
If you give a moose a muffin, he'll ask you for some jam.

“New & Improved..”

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#9 Jun 13, 2014
Do androids dream of electric moose

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#10 Jun 13, 2014
justaguess wrote:
Do androids dream of electric moose
Biologists, you ain't the boss of me! I love electric chocolate mousse.

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