'Flying Elvis' Suffers Broken Pelvis

A "Flying Elvis" suffered a broken pelvis during the grand opening of the Glacier Peaks Casino here. Read more
VEE

AOL

#1 Oct 3, 2006
Meet the new Elvis The "Pelvis," in several pieces.
couchfreek8741

San Antonio, TX

#2 Oct 4, 2006
Ouch! Thats kinda ironic dont ya think?
ParaFrog

Boise, ID

#3 Oct 16, 2006
The dude's barely alive. Next time your wuffo ass snaps your femur, I'll be sure to laugh.

Blue Skies
Kev

United States

#4 Oct 22, 2006
How's he doin? Haven't seen any news this weekend.
http://tinyurl.com/y2ayb7
get better Elvis!
couchfreek8741

San Antonio, TX

#5 Oct 24, 2006
o god
couchfreek8741

San Antonio, TX

#6 Oct 25, 2006
ParaFrog wrote:
The dude's barely alive. Next time your wuffo ass snaps your femur, I'll be sure to laugh.
Blue Skies
No need to be a dick because you don't have buddy
ParaFrog

Palo Alto, CA

#7 Oct 26, 2006
I think the dick is the one laughing at a guy who hooks into a parking lot on a demo.

Not the guy who calls him out on it. I was talking to VEE anyway - dumba**.

And who's buddy? Buddy? Yeah, I F**ked him!

3-2-1 C-ya
Daigh McCumhal

Modesto, CA

#8 Dec 6, 2006
The Flying Elvis Paul Moran, died of his injuries sustained at the opening of that casino in Montana.

Back, ribs, pelvis and numerous soft tissue. He spent the last few months of his life on a ventilator looking less human than he ever wanted.
mmhmm

Glendale, AZ

#9 Oct 28, 2008
Today, I sit here thinking. About what you ask? Nothing in particular really. How life is nothing more than an amusement I guess. I have a new knowledge today. I add to it the more days that pass. Hopefully it will help you dear reader. Whether I know you or not here is a little piece of advice you might be able to use.
What is the dictionary definition for happiness?
Happiness- good fortune; contentment; pleasure; joy
Mhmm, how about life?
Life- the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
Ok and Love?
Love- a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
How about hate?
Hate- to dislike intensely or passionately; feel extreme aversion for or extreme hostility toward; detest.
Honestly not a single one of those can be accurately described by words. Correct me if I’m wrong but words cannot describe the feeling of loving someone, hating someone, or being happy. Still, everyone lives by the text book definition of each word. Why? Why do you need someone or something to tell you when you’re happy or not? Why do you need somebody or something to tell you if you are or you aren’t in love? Humor me.
Everything stems off of happiness. Everything good anyways. The constant question of “What will make me happy?” is void of true living. No one can truly go on a mission to find out what makes them happy. It is something that pops up when you’re having a shitty day at work or school and you least expect it to. For example I was not having what I would call a good day sometime ago and I walked in to a gas station to get some gas, I told him I wanted 10 on whatever was on the other side of pump 7, he looked out the window and said “o the uhhh uhhh silver looking car?” and I said “it’s alright you can say it… the one with the huge dent.” Attendant “well I didn’t wanna be that rude about it” Me “it’s ok I think it gives it character” Attendant “Ok, lets start over, you want 10 on the pump where the silver car with character is parked? Ok ha ha ha, have a good day.” On a day where I thought no one could bring a smile out of me, a gas station attendant who I have never met before did what I thought was the unthinkable. See? It’s those little, tiny, insignificant moments that make us so happy. I know you have just like me, just like everyone! When your girlfriend whispers she loves you in to your ear and you know she means it, you feel it, when your boyfriend embraces you in his arms like he will never let go you feel it, when you and your best friend have an amazing conversation about each others lives knowing that they actually do in fact care you feel it, when you’re having a rough couple of days and you wake up to a note on the refrigerator from your mom telling you how proud she is of you and how everything is gonna be ok, you feel it, when you say just the right thing to make everyone in the crowd laugh, you feel it, when your little brother or sister makes a wish on there fifth birthday cake to be just like you, you feel it, and most of all when you show someone else you care about them as if their situation was yours, you feel it. By “it” I mean happiness, contentment, honestly though is that warm feeling you get that pulses through your whole body. It is those happy moments that make you feel alive, truly and utterly alive.
mmhmm

Glendale, AZ

#10 Oct 28, 2008
That is true happiness. Nothing more, nothing less. No book can show you how to make yourself happy, shit what I’m writing right now can’t either. It starts with you. You have to make a personal decision to just let it happen. All we have is this very moment in time. That’s it. Tomorrow doesn’t matter until it’s here. So just stop worrying about it. Quit crying over something that’s in the past or hasn’t even happened yet. Can we change it? No. So what is the point of putting yourself through the pain of it all? All we have is right now. So quit wasting time. Make every moment your best, find happiness in the most beautiful, small, and most insignificant things, wait let me rephrase that, don’t find it, let it come to you. Some people go their whole lives without knowing that little piece of knowledge, well here it is. Now it’s up to you to use it. Become alive again.
Are you going to be the one who just exists in the realm of life? Or are you going to be the one to leave your footprints in it? Go make the best of it. I know I will.

-Alex

P.S.

Daniel
Bridget
Joe
Teekay
Monika
Taelur
Mom

All it took was the amazing amount of good energy you guys put off as a whole over the past few months in my life. And for that I Thank you.

“What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.”
-Aristotle

“Yes, I do bite!!”

Since: Jun 08

South Florida

#11 Oct 28, 2008
"Cocaine's a hell of a drug"--Rick James

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