Man, 81, finishes race after borrowing a catheter

Oct 9, 2009 | Posted by: HOGstr | Full story: hosted.ap.org

Organizers of the Twin Cities Marathon said they won't disqualify an 81-year-old runner who won his age group after using a borrowed catheter.

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Oct 9, 2009
 
Hope he wiped it off first...
Maria Antonia Unplugged

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Oct 9, 2009
 
Who keeps a catheter in the car?
First Class Jerk

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Oct 9, 2009
 
When I run marathons, I always carry an enema with me...

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Oct 9, 2009
 
Maria Antonia Unplugged wrote:
Who keeps a catheter in the car?
And the right size and type, too...Um..I think it can be used as a snorkel in case the car submerges in an accident or flood.

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Oct 9, 2009
 
First Class Jerk wrote:
When I run marathons, I always carry an enema with me...
It's too late for that once you've started the race.

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Indianapolis, IN

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#6
Oct 9, 2009
 
Maria Antonia Unplugged wrote:
Who keeps a catheter in the car?
Long-haul trucker, maybe?*Cringe*

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#7
Oct 9, 2009
 
So was this guy's name REALLY 'Johncock?' Come on, that's got to be a joke.

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Oct 9, 2009
 
May I have your attention please! Is there a catheter in the house?

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Oct 9, 2009
 
"Borrowed?" So he gave it back when he was done?

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#10
Oct 9, 2009
 
It was no catheter. It was one of those hospital patient operated pain med delivery tubes.

Except in this case with each push of the dispensing button adrenaline was injected into the guy's p-nis and therefore bloodstream.

That would make anyone run.

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Oct 9, 2009
 
If you sweat enough you shouldn't have to pee, so get it movin grandpa.

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Oct 9, 2009
 
"Is that a Foley in your pants, or are you just glad to see me"

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Oct 9, 2009
 
MeanandNasty wrote:
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It's too late for that once you've started the race.
No way, Jose, I recall pumping my poop out on the middle of Fifth Avenue during the 1992 NYC Marathon...it was quasi orgasmic...
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#14
Sep 29, 2010
 
Wow, what an inspiring story! As a senior, I know it can be hard to find all the medical products I need. Luckily, I have been able to purchase my catheter supplies over the internet at http://www.180medical.com . For anyone in the same situation as me, I would check out their website.

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