Police say Oakland man stole car to go to Vallejo arraignment o...

California Highway Patrol officers arrested an Oakland man Tuesday who allegedly stole a car to get to his arraignment in Vallejo.

[I see dumb people]

Wow! Ignorance and stupidity spilleth over for this water head! Dummy!

[WTF]

Now he must have been on a pacing guide in school. No time to instill morals, values and good judgement.

[x CTAC Member]

Next time try public transit instead! LOL!#80 to the #5/7. Or is it the #4?

[Shay58]

This is hilarious. At least he was trying to do the right thing - even if he did it in the wrong way. I wonder can this qualify for Smoking Gun - World's Dumbest Criminals?

[Duh]

You can't fix stupid!

[Massa Thomas]

He was once an at risk youth!

[ex vallejoan]

This is funny!truly funny stuff.........

[At Large]

Jay Leno needs to hear about this.

[Vallejo resident]

At least he went to court in style, the car he was driving was a Land Rover.

[Get OUT]

Was he wearing a hooded sweatshirt?

[Clarke Johnston]

Duh. Clearly from another planet. I suppose I should given him the smallest, most infinitely minute credit for trying not be a "failure to appear" at his arraignment here in good 'ol Vallejo. But what's the phrase.."What was he thinking?"

[Bob]

Not as uncommon as you may think! In a great many DUI cases they suspend the persons drivers license then make he/she be in court at 8AM but many live miles and miles and miles away and public transit costs money and is not running at 6 AM so they don't show up.

[Nightfly]

Example 43,256 of why criminals are the dumbest part of society…..Darwinism on full display!!

[whatever]

He was trying to be responsible. Too bad there's no lo-jack system on wall street.

[Paulie]

He needs to get a job as a repo mam when he gets out. Cars these days arnt that easy to steal.

[JustLikeYou]

Get Out, too bad your mammy couldn't have given him a ride. The last name ought to tell you that he is one of your cousins. Dumb, Dumb!!

[E Crawford]

Priceless!!!!!! At least he made an effort to take care of his responsibilities (extremely misguided, but an effort).

[john]

...actually the guy is pretty clever. You NEVER want to shun a judges order, a missed arraignment would have triggered a full blown manhunt, so the added charge of another vehicle theft is trivial.

[Nightfly]

Clever would be to arrange for a ride from a reliable person, maybe have a backup, and have another backup plan of taking the bus. He must have had 3 weeks or so to figure that out right? And I seriously doubt the judge would view the additional stolen car charge as trivial.

[Oh my gosh]

This is hilarious, you can't make this kinda stuff up. What kind of a society are we living in, it's almost comical.