Prisoner loses fingers in cell door

Mar 28, 2009 Full story: The New Zealand Herald 38

A man has lost the ends of two fingers in an automatic door at Rotorua's brand new police cells.

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Beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#21 Mar 30, 2009
fapp wrote:
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How about invite them for a rugby match. Don't think they would be able to handle the brutal contact!
It's a thought...they'd love to put their heads between other men's thighs in the scrum!.....and the rucks,plenty of opportunity there!
Maybe you're right though.....they seem to only like their brutality at arms length!

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#22 Mar 30, 2009
Beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>hahaha! Masina,you're definitely a cut above!
Now he won't need to thieve on the outside.....with the large settlement that he's bound to acquire.
LMAO...Beatles! Hmmmm...with such a GENEROUS settlement, I doubt it if he would even remember the pain.It would simply be reduced to just a mere pinch. hehehe! He would have enough moolah to buy himself and show off some new "Gold Fingers"....BWAAAAAAAAHAA AAAA!

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#23 Mar 30, 2009
Gutsfull wrote:
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My old mate Masina!(big smile)
How are you? And where have you been? Hopefully not keeping an eye on my grumpy postings, as I have been grumpy indeed. Trouble on the home front, of the teenage variety, so I've been grumpy in the real world too! Although I've been a bit short on time for Topix of late, so you may have been here but I've missed your posts.??
Anyways, to topic. Your post...do I see the word DETERRENT in there somewhere? What a crack up, huh? I'd go for the symmetry thing, and if there is too much complaining we could do a few toes just to help them forget about the fingers. Actually, for optimal deployment, we should consider the whole hand (both of them). NOW we're talking real deterrent and a MUCH lower level of re-offending!
Aloha G!!(Waving and flashing the Orbitz smile! lol)
Oh I've been doing okay so far, thanks for asking. Have been on and off from topix, just dealing with alot of things on the "to do" list. When its topix time I just coast all over the creation...lol. You... being grumpy?? Hard to picture that..lol. Well you have such a positive and cheerful personality, it would be hard to detect...but all in all, I hope things go well on the homefront with your teenager. Im pretty sure with business and all that you have to contend with, there is undoubtedly alot of stress. However, keep your chin up...there is no way to go but forward! So Onward you go! lol.

LOL @ the DETERRENT factor...of course that would be an added plus and advantage to the prison package so to speak. lol Hahahaha... Awwwwwww to the poor thing, after all is said and done there probably wouldnt be anymore appendages to "reallign" in a symmetrical fashion...ooops dont forget the ears and other facial parts...ROTFL!! LOL! I guess that's is what is meant by cutting something down to size...HA!
Those prisoners out there should be glad that I am not a prison warden. lol I would scare the criminal intent out them in two shakes.Bwaaaahaaa!
Heehehe nothing wrong with "reoffending" the Offender...hahaha!
Take care now and catch up again wit ya G!!

“O'er the land of the free ? ”

Since: Jan 09

Don't Tread On Me

#24 Mar 30, 2009
Stop pointing !

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#25 Mar 30, 2009
Gutsfull wrote:
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My old mate Masina!(big smile)
How are you? And where have you been? Hopefully not keeping an eye on my grumpy postings, as I have been grumpy indeed. Trouble on the home front, of the teenage variety, so I've been grumpy in the real world too! Although I've been a bit short on time for Topix of late, so you may have been here but I've missed your posts.??
Anyways, to topic. Your post...do I see the word DETERRENT in there somewhere? What a crack up, huh? I'd go for the symmetry thing, and if there is too much complaining we could do a few toes just to help them forget about the fingers. Actually, for optimal deployment, we should consider the whole hand (both of them). NOW we're talking real deterrent and a MUCH lower level of re-offending!
Aloha G!!(Waving and flashing the Orbitz smile! lol)
Oh I've been doing okay so far, thanks for asking. Have been on and off from topix, just dealing with alot of things on the "to do" list. When its topix time I just coast all over the creation...lol. You... being grumpy?? Hard to picture that..lol. Well you have such a positive and cheerful personality, it would be hard to detect...but all in all, I hope things go well on the homefront with your teenager. Im pretty sure with business and all that you have to contend with, there is undoubtedly alot of stress. However, keep your chin up...there is no way to go but forward! So Onward you go! lol.

LOL @ the DETERRENT factor...of course that would be an added plus and advantage to the prison package so to speak. lol Hahahaha... Awwwwwww to the poor thing, after all is said and done there probably wouldnt be anymore appendages to "reallign" in a symmetrical fashion...ooops dont forget the ears and other facial parts...ROTFL!! LOL! I guess that is what is meant by cutting something down to size...HA!
Those prisoners out there should be glad that I am not a prison warden. WHEW!... lol I would scare the criminal intent out them in two shakes.Bwaaaahaaa!
Heehehe nothing wrong with "reoffending" the Offender...hahaha!
Take care now and catch up again wit ya G!!

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#26 Mar 30, 2009
Gutsfull wrote:
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Uh-huh, it's called adding insult to injury....
LMAO...G!
hehehe...Uuhhhh..G...dont forget...its also called...adding salt to the wound and rubbing it in.... ahem...gleefully.
Bwahahahahahaha!

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#27 Mar 30, 2009
Beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Wouldn't that be income to injury?
Uh huh....and LOTS of it! lol hmmmmm well lets kinda balance it out and call it even...more injuries...more income!LOL!

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Since: Sep 08

Medellin, Colombia

#28 Mar 30, 2009
I hope they don't ask him to POINT out the responsible guard!

It just wouldn't be fair!

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#29 Mar 30, 2009
Where Is My America wrote:
Stop pointing !
Hey FARII is that you??? Long time no see!
Beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#31 Mar 31, 2009
Masina wrote:
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Uh huh....and LOTS of it! lol hmmmmm well lets kinda balance it out and call it even...more injuries...more income!LOL!
Good thinking...hey,smash his head with baseball bats for a few hours and help out for the rest of his life!
Maybe a few more might go for the easy life after jail?......hmmmmm

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#32 Mar 31, 2009
Beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Good thinking...hey,smash his head with baseball bats for a few hours and help out for the rest of his life!
Maybe a few more might go for the easy life after jail?......hmmmmm
Hmmmmm now Beatles...baseball bats...smash his head in?? WOW...now that kind of sounds a tad extreme, dont you think Beatles?? UH Beatles now where did THAT come from???

Since: Nov 08

Auckland

#33 Apr 1, 2009
Masina wrote:
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Hmmmmm now Beatles...baseball bats...smash his head in?? WOW...now that kind of sounds a tad extreme, dont you think Beatles?? UH Beatles now where did THAT come from???
I'm actually surprised he's being so restrained....

Since: Nov 08

Auckland

#34 Apr 1, 2009
(whispering) "Just quietly, I'm a bit worried he might be going soft in his old age...."

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Since: Mar 09

SuccaFREE; Cali-fool-yah!

#35 Apr 1, 2009
Hahahahahahaha, poor thing.

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#36 Apr 1, 2009
Gutsfull wrote:
(whispering) "Just quietly, I'm a bit worried he might be going soft in his old age...."
lol...lol..(low whisper, barely audible..lol)Sssshhhh...(looks around hehehe)
"Okay hear ya , now we cant have that happen.. aye?
Here, give him another shot of whiskey...uh look for some "firewater"...that should do it..he needs some more of that fire in da belly"....

Since: Nov 08

Auckland

#37 Apr 1, 2009
Masina wrote:
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lol...lol..(low whisper, barely audible..lol)Sssshhhh...(looks around hehehe)
"Okay hear ya , now we cant have that happen.. aye?
Here, give him another shot of whiskey...uh look for some "firewater"...that should do it..he needs some more of that fire in da belly"....
What's adding to my concern is his popularity with the WWE crew of late, AND the recent rumours that abound of disturbing activities involving male dolls!

Beatles - please assure us...you're not turning into some freak hybrid cross of Helen Clark and Peter Davis are you? Please, noooooooo....!!!
Beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#38 Apr 1, 2009
Masina wrote:
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Hmmmmm now Beatles...baseball bats...smash his head in?? WOW...now that kind of sounds a tad extreme, dont you think Beatles?? UH Beatles now where did THAT come from???
Mum
Beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#39 Apr 1, 2009
Gutsfull wrote:
(whispering) "Just quietly, I'm a bit worried he might be going soft in his old age...."
..not in the head,anyway!

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