Runaway SUV Knocks Man Off His Toilet

A New Zealand man got the fright of his life when a runaway SUV crashed into his house and knocked him off the toilet, a newspaper reported Friday.

[mboyd-jax-fl]

This is one of the craziest news items I have ever read. People, I think the word is embankment, not bank. A bank is where you open an account and put your money in it. You can park your vehicle there in order to open the account & do business with the bank, but I do not think that is what the owner of the SUV did. The poor homeowner. The damages to his home sound extensive & expensive to repair. Hope he will be OK.

[XJS GUY]

Probably scared the shit out of him.