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WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A New Zealand man got the fright of his life when a runaway SUV crashed into his house and knocked him off the toilet, a newspaper reported Friday.
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“Sexual orientation? Horizonal ”
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I would sure hate to die on a toilet like this guy almost did and Elvis did while packed full of peanut butter and bananas.
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“blondee-love you”
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the usa
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whole new meaning to having an ill-regular movement
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“blondee-love you”
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here is the true story , it was Mr Whipple , and I quote " please don't squeeze the Charmin"
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Sorry Tally but Mr. Whipple is living with Jesus now so it would have to be a look alike or his replacement.
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You're right, it might have saved her @zz so to speak. It would be horrible though if she had already grown to it and had to rip off of it suddenly leaving half her behind on the seat. |
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Brings to mind the old saying
"sh*t or get off the pot". |
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“The Penguin Cometh.”
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Antarctica
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I'm amazed no one has gone for the obvious:
Now *this* guy was having a cr**#y day! |
Yeah! What a sh1tty way to start your morning! |
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When it rains it pours.
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“Sexual orientation? Horizonal ”
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He'll probably get a toilet seat belt installed, so it won't happen again.
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“You cant be serious....”
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LMAO! Good one, thx I needed a laugh
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“I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS MAN!!!!”
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“We're all bozos on this bus”
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It's hotter'n Hell in Heater
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Probably scared the s**t outa him, too.
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“We're all bozos on this bus”
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It's hotter'n Hell in Heater
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A rolling SUV gathers no poop.
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Locked the hubs in , he did.. I hear it got smuushy....
or was it a ROCKY ROAD.??? Chunky P nut butter.. Duh |
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I feel like I need rubber boots to walk through this thread. And a flat stick to scrap stuff off my boots afterwards.
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“We're all bozos on this bus”
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It's hotter'n Hell in Heater
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Knocked his keister right off the Price-Pfister
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