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Christchurch, New Zealand

Mar 28, 2008

Runaway SUV knocks man off his toilet

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A New Zealand man got the fright of his life when a runaway SUV crashed into his house and knocked him off the toilet, a newspaper reported Friday.

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Well if you are going to have the shit scared out of you there is no better place to be than on the toilet.
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Mar 28, 2008
 
I would sure hate to die on a toilet like this guy almost did and Elvis did while packed full of peanut butter and bananas.

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Mar 28, 2008
 
whole new meaning to having an ill-regular movement

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Mar 28, 2008
 
here is the true story , it was Mr Whipple , and I quote " please don't squeeze the Charmin"
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Mar 28, 2008
 
Sorry Tally but Mr. Whipple is living with Jesus now so it would have to be a look alike or his replacement.

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Mr Whipple? wasn't he the sheriff that arrested that guy for letting his wife sit on the toilet for 2 yrs.
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Mar 28, 2008
 
EvilJedi wrote:
That chick who was on the pot for two years needed something like this ti happen about 2 years ago...
You're right, it might have saved her @zz so to speak. It would be horrible though if she had already grown to it and had to rip off of it suddenly leaving half her behind on the seat.
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Mar 28, 2008
 
Brings to mind the old saying
"sh*t or get off the pot".

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Mar 28, 2008
 
I'm amazed no one has gone for the obvious:

Now *this* guy was having a cr**#y day!
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Mar 28, 2008
 
aiki_mcr wrote:
I'm amazed no one has gone for the obvious:
Now *this* guy was having a cr**#y day!
Yeah! What a sh1tty way to start your morning!
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Mar 28, 2008
 
When it rains it pours.

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Well, everyone knows that shit rolls downhill. This is just a little reminder that SUVs do too.
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Mar 28, 2008
 
He'll probably get a toilet seat belt installed, so it won't happen again.

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Mar 28, 2008
 
LMAO! Good one, thx I needed a laugh
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...We can now start a new saying...
"Sh*t or get run over by an SUV...
...Kinda catchy, ain't it?
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Finally! I understand that expression, "Shit or get off the pot."

“We're all bozos on this bus”

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Mar 28, 2008
 
Probably scared the s**t outa him, too.

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Mar 28, 2008
 
A rolling SUV gathers no poop.
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#21
Mar 28, 2008
 
Locked the hubs in , he did.. I hear it got smuushy....

or was it a ROCKY ROAD.???

Chunky P nut butter..

Duh
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Mar 29, 2008
 
I feel like I need rubber boots to walk through this thread. And a flat stick to scrap stuff off my boots afterwards.

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Mar 29, 2008
 
Knocked his keister right off the Price-Pfister
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