Runaway SUV Knocks Man Off His Toilet -- Missing Persons

A New Zealand man got the fright of his life when a runaway SUV crashed into his house and knocked him off the toilet, a newspaper reported Friday.

[Tarnished Sheba]

I wonder if it scared the s h i t out of him...........

[DUH-SAT-WATCH]

Am I having DEJA VU??? HERE??

AInt this aleady been posted??

Or did I dream it??

HUH??

QUIT MESSING WITH WHAT LITTLE MIND I HAVE LEFT!!!

I MEAN IT!! hhaaahaha

Duh..

[Ragland T Tiger]

Road rage is serious, some drivers just want to knock the crap outta ya

[Slappy White]

I like how he says he doesn't want this to interfere with the sale of the house...does he think the big hole in the house might be a problem?

[Ragland T Tiger]

Slappy White wrote:

I like how he says he doesn't want this to interfere with the sale of the house...does he think the big hole in the house might be a problem?

Which one ?

[MICHELLE D]

Tarnished Sheba wrote:

I wonder if it scared the s h i t out of him..........

lmao

[larry]

drunk.

[David Ocampo G]

The NZ cops must be pretty dumb or uneducated. The accident happened on private property, but the proximate cause occurred on the public road.

[sober eddie]

While on the toilet,on his c d player, he was watching "road warriors",,,,,and then BAMMMMM....(boy this is sooo realistic)...

[Infinitus]

If the New Zealand man,was looking from his bathroom window and saw the Suv coming down, he should have "$hit fast electrically timed."

[Hawkaroo]

You can put it on the board YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

[KJS]

I'm still trying to figure out what made the SUV run away from home in the first place?