1 rule for a flat stomach

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“Kneel before Zod”

Since: Apr 07

NY

#1 Aug 19, 2008
Drink less beer.

“Kneel before Zod”

Since: Apr 07

NY

#2 Aug 19, 2008
Zod, you are the man... Wait, I'm Zod. I'm the Man.

“Slappy X. Sanchez, Esq.”

Since: Jun 08

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#3 Aug 19, 2008
Eat less, and save more room for beer.

“Feeling a little nutty today”

Since: Jul 08

Jericho, NY

#4 Aug 19, 2008
Swallow a lot of protein

“I'm Back - sort of”

Since: Mar 08

Anytown USA

#5 Aug 19, 2008
***Snorts water out the nose***
Awww Slappy & SMR.... that was just too much! LMAO

I agree! ;-)

“It might have been !!!”

Since: Aug 07

F&P City

#6 Aug 19, 2008
Always order diet coke with your double cheeseburger deluxe platter.

“Lovely year for a Guinness”

Since: Dec 07

Daytona Beach

#7 Aug 19, 2008
Guinness takes the place of both food and beer

ETR

“Hello boys.....”

Since: Aug 07

.......I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!

#8 Aug 19, 2008
Guinness Drinker wrote:
Guinness takes the place of both food and beer
That's right, Vitamin G is the way to go. Man CAN live by Guinness alone....

“Trying is...”

Since: Feb 08

the first step towards failure

#9 Aug 19, 2008
What are those things we used to do in gym class, ummmmm, I forget what we called 'em, but you lay on your back and try to sit up without lifting your feet off the ground, can't recall the name but they may help. Also that other thing, its like walking, but faster. Forget what thats called too but I know there's a name for it.

“Trying is...”

Since: Feb 08

the first step towards failure

#10 Aug 19, 2008
General Zod wrote:
Drink less beer.
Go back to Russia

“"Sure thing, giant beer!"”

Since: Jan 08

Sunnyside

#11 Aug 19, 2008
Tap San in LIC wrote:
Always order diet coke with your double cheeseburger deluxe platter.
absolutely brilliant tap

how do you do it?

“Kneel before Zod”

Since: Apr 07

NY

#12 Aug 19, 2008
Guinness Drinker wrote:
Guinness takes the place of both food and beer
I rather have a black and tan

“Kneel before Zod”

Since: Apr 07

NY

#13 Aug 19, 2008
Al Kahalik wrote:
<quoted text>
Go back to Russia
Why?
Carl

Fort Mcmurray, Canada

#15 Sep 4, 2008
Beer is like liquid bread.
Now Ive Seen It All

Succasunna, NJ

#16 Sep 4, 2008
Sum it all up into just ONE THING??? Okay, CLOSE YOUR PIEHOLE. Lesson ended. Good day.

ETR

“Hello boys.....”

Since: Aug 07

.......I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!

#17 Sep 5, 2008
Carl wrote:
Beer is like liquid bread.
MMMMMM, Liquid bread.....

“I'm down with F&P, ”

Since: Aug 07

Toronto

#18 Sep 5, 2008
can't remember if this is a repeat story but near my house we have a fish fry place that during the season has a pretty good fried softshell crab sandwich. i indulge every so often.
one day i'm behind this lady who is easily 400 lbs. she asks the kids behind the counter what kind of oil they fry with under the assumption she's trying to eat sensibly. there is nothing at this place that isn't fried AND they have self serve ketchup and tartar sauce and she has a vat of the latter. you can't make this stuff up.
Just Passing By

Pomona, CA

#19 Sep 11, 2008
Maybe she just had a peanut allergy and wanted to make sure they weren't frying in peanut oil.

“I'm down with F&P, ”

Since: Aug 07

Toronto

#20 Sep 11, 2008
Just Passing By wrote:
Maybe she just had a peanut allergy and wanted to make sure they weren't frying in peanut oil.
yeah that was it
VOR

Medford, NY

#21 Sep 16, 2008
roger43 wrote:
can't remember if this is a repeat story but near my house we have a fish fry place that during the season has a pretty good fried softshell crab sandwich. i indulge every so often.
one day i'm behind this lady who is easily 400 lbs. she asks the kids behind the counter what kind of oil they fry with under the assumption she's trying to eat sensibly. there is nothing at this place that isn't fried AND they have self serve ketchup and tartar sauce and she has a vat of the latter. you can't make this stuff up.
That reminds me of my ex-boss who was a 300 pound bearded lady who liked to tell me that carrots are perfectly in keeping with the Atkins diet because they are a vegetable. She would say this while she was slurping up another 1000 Dunkin Cappuccino. I wanted to tell her I do not accept diet advice from wildebeats but I needed my job at the time.

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