Unbiased Fan's funniest quotes of 2013 (so far)

Created by The Anti-Troll on Feb 26, 2013

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"I loaned Brookaven John money"

"I introduced Brookaven John to his wife"

"I never shared anything with Magicrat"

"I don't take from my Dad what I didn't earn"

"Just be nervous"

"I'm a former Congressman"

"I have 24 hour Armed Guards"

"I'm married"

"I forbid Obama talk in here"

"I have my own library"

Wun Hung Lo

AOL

#107 Mar 4, 2013
Paul Yanks wrote:
<quoted text>Congressman leads magickrat 55-51 in a very tight race.....
This stupid. You need to glow up.

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#108 Mar 4, 2013
Pete Case 123 wrote:
<quoted text>
Every bump in this room puts another $1 in the bosses pocket, keep up being stupid we appreciate that. To funny LAMO.
The boss may have some big news very soon. that poor troll...LMAO!

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#109 Mar 4, 2013
TMAN_Mets wrote:
<quoted text>The boss may have some big news very soon. that poor troll...LMAO!
Yep! I'm laughing too!

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#110 Mar 4, 2013
TMAN_Mets wrote:
<quoted text>The boss may have some big news very soon. that poor troll...LMAO!


get back in your momma chamberlin profile fat coward

no news, its never happening...
Jack Yanks

Phoenix, AZ

#111 Mar 4, 2013
Wun Hung Lo wrote:
<quoted text>
This stupid. You need to glow up.
Ret's Go Mets !!!
We wele just keeping scole.....mets ale headed for cerral...

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New York, NY

#112 Mar 5, 2013
the votes just keep on coming! what a great poll, cannot wait for part 2...its soon no doubt!

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#113 Mar 5, 2013
jimi-yank wrote:
the votes just keep on coming! what a great poll, cannot wait for part 2...its soon no doubt!
No doubt. Another rant or two & I should have enough lies for the 2nd bracket poll.

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#114 Mar 5, 2013
Here's a little peek at what the 2nd bracket poll will have:

- "I introduced Momma to Jimmy Buffet".

- "I just got off the phone with the Governor".

- "I make money off of Topix posts".

- "I sold Ichiro Suzuki my car".

- "I don't condone multiple profiles".

- "The Bronto Doctrine is used only by me”.

-“Anti crime cyber dept”.

- "I wrote a best-selling book".

That's 8. I just need 2 more.

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Since: May 08

New York, NY

#115 Mar 5, 2013
The Anti-Troll wrote:
Here's a little peek at what the 2nd bracket poll will have:
- "I introduced Momma to Jimmy Buffet".
- "I just got off the phone with the Governor".
- "I make money off of Topix posts".
- "I sold Ichiro Suzuki my car".
- "I don't condone multiple profiles".
- "The Bronto Doctrine is used only by me”.
-“Anti crime cyber dept”.
- "I wrote a best-selling book".
That's 8. I just need 2 more.


I think he claimed this am he is pitching the 3rd game of the padres/mets...

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#116 Mar 5, 2013
jimi-yank wrote:
<quoted text>
I think he claimed this am he is pitching the 3rd game of the padres/mets...
Gotta look for that one. In the meantime, he just dropped this one:

- "I was a guest on Sean Hannity"

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#117 Mar 5, 2013
The Anti-Troll wrote:
<quoted text>
Gotta look for that one. In the meantime, he just dropped this one:
- "I was a guest on Sean Hannity"
you now have the page and post number in the yank forum, poll number 2 time...lol

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#118 Mar 5, 2013
So here we go, the 2ND BRACKET - Unbiased Fan's funniest quotes (LIES) of 2013 poll is now open!

Vote Early! Vote Often!

http://www.topix.com/forum/nyc/THNG4OR6KEA8MD...

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Since: May 08

New York, NY

#119 Mar 6, 2013
The Anti-Troll wrote:
So here we go, the 2ND BRACKET - Unbiased Fan's funniest quotes (LIES) of 2013 poll is now open!
Vote Early! Vote Often!
http://www.topix.com/forum/nyc/THNG4OR6KEA8MD...


can't wait till the finals!

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#120 Mar 6, 2013
Bump!
Don't forget to vote in the 2nd bracket!
http://www.topix.com/forum/nyc/THNG4OR6KEA8MD...

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New York, NY

#121 Mar 6, 2013
the rat just caught up, its tight!

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Since: May 08

New York, NY

#122 Mar 7, 2013
TMAN_Mets wrote:
<quoted text>The boss may have some big news very soon. that poor troll...LMAO!


this was monday, today its thursday, where is the news?

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#123 Mar 7, 2013
jimi-yank wrote:
<quoted text>
this was monday, today its thursday, where is the news?
There is no news.
He only gets what I give him...

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Since: May 08

New York, NY

#124 Mar 7, 2013
The Anti-Troll wrote:
<quoted text>
There is no news.
He only gets what I give him...


its driving him crazy...there is nothing he can do...

“Stay cool!!!!!”

Since: May 08

New York, NY

#125 Mar 8, 2013
The Anti-Troll wrote:
<quoted text>
There is no news.
He only gets what I give him...


that's the truth!

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Since: Dec 10

Jimmy the Greek

#126 Mar 8, 2013
"Daddy gimme me money!"

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