Unbiased Fan's funniest quotes of 2013 (so far)

Created by The Anti-Troll on Feb 26, 2013

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"I loaned Brookaven John money"

"I introduced Brookaven John to his wife"

"I never shared anything with Magicrat"

"I don't take from my Dad what I didn't earn"

"Just be nervous"

"I'm a former Congressman"

"I have 24 hour Armed Guards"

"I'm married"

"I forbid Obama talk in here"

"I have my own library"

“Same F*ck”

Since: Oct 07

Different You's

#87 Mar 3, 2013
Pete Case 123 wrote:
<quoted text>
Every bump in this room puts another $1 in the bosses pocket, keep up being stupid we appreciate that. To funny LAMO.
Exactly. With this late afternoon action, its going to be top shelf for me with my drinks to go along with my center cut

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#88 Mar 3, 2013
Pete Case 123 wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey buddy why should you take him seriosuly he is just a bum and some lunatic who thinks he his pals with BHJ who is good friends with you, Rose, Momma and Debbie. This guy is beggining to even bore the juicekee fans in here except for gutso who never shuts up with his constant whinning.You know we could always do a drive by to you know who's public burger joint and ask who this fraud is. One look at you and Todd in person and everyone would be singing like a canary. Some people are just so ungrateful for all your help over the years.
You're next, Momma. Be nervous. I'm going to enjoy watching you squirm almost as much as I enjoy making Mrs Unbiased squeal.

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#89 Mar 3, 2013
Unbiased Chargers Fan wrote:
<quoted text>Exactly. With this late afternoon action, its going to be top shelf for me with my drinks to go along with my center cut
No more Obamaphone for you, freeloader!

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#90 Mar 3, 2013
Pete Case 123 wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey buddy why should you take him seriosuly he is just a bum and some lunatic who thinks he his pals with BHJ who is good friends with you, Rose, Momma and Debbie. This guy is beggining to even bore the juicekee fans in here except for gutso who never shuts up with his constant whinning.You know we could always do a drive by to you know who's public burger joint and ask who this fraud is. One look at you and Todd in person and everyone would be singing like a canary. Some people are just so ungrateful for all your help over the years.
By the way, Momma. I'll make sure Brookhaven gets this little threat of yours. I'm sure he'll be more than happy sending it off to his brother.

“Same F*ck”

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Different You's

#91 Mar 3, 2013
The Anti-Troll wrote:
<quoted text>
By the way, Momma. I'll make sure Brookhaven gets this little threat of yours. I'm sure he'll be more than happy sending it off to his brother.
3 things

1. Thanks for dinner tonight
2. I only show up places if invited
3. Pete Case and Momma are 2 different people

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#92 Mar 3, 2013
Unbiased Chargers Fan wrote:
<quoted text>3 things
1. Thanks for dinner tonight
2. I only show up places if invited
3. Pete Case and Momma are 2 different people
1. If you were even half the man your supposed to be or claim you are, you'd notice that I'm humiliating you to the point of embarrassment. But you're not a man. You're a petty little coward child.

2. If you had half the power you pretend to have, you'd already know where I was & who I am. But you don't & you won't. If you did, you would have spilled it in here already. Your "major development" was a major disappointment. I was really looking forward to seeing what you could come up with. Quite frankly, you let me down.

3. Tell Momma he's next. Tell him to "Be Nervous".

“Stay cool!!!!!”

Since: May 08

New York, NY

#93 Mar 3, 2013
The Anti-Troll wrote:
<quoted text>
1. If you were even half the man your supposed to be or claim you are, you'd notice that I'm humiliating you to the point of embarrassment. But you're not a man. You're a petty little coward child.
2. If you had half the power you pretend to have, you'd already know where I was & who I am. But you don't & you won't. If you did, you would have spilled it in here already. Your "major development" was a major disappointment. I was really looking forward to seeing what you could come up with. Quite frankly, you let me down.
3. Tell Momma he's next. Tell him to "Be Nervous".


momma is, but that is par for the course..when you see him in his phony profiles, its a win for you...

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#94 Mar 3, 2013
jimi-yank wrote:
<quoted text>
momma is, but that is par for the course..when you see him in his phony profiles, its a win for you...
Momma is absolutely no challenge. i'll have him dribbling & apologizing within a week.

Notice how Unbiased has absolutely no answer to give me other than his neandrethal loser "I'll beat you up" rhetoric? A supposedly grown, mature man still acting like a teenage punk? All joking aside, how pathetic is that, really? It's almost pitiful.

“Stay cool!!!!!”

Since: May 08

New York, NY

#95 Mar 3, 2013
The Anti-Troll wrote:
<quoted text>
Momma is absolutely no challenge. i'll have him dribbling & apologizing within a week.
Notice how Unbiased has absolutely no answer to give me other than his neandrethal loser "I'll beat you up" rhetoric? A supposedly grown, mature man still acting like a teenage punk? All joking aside, how pathetic is that, really? It's almost pitiful.


its the typical response..

as for momma, nope..what he does is hide for a while and use his multiple phony profiles..

he is scared of you, trust me...he has several he is worried about

his racism is going to catch up to him.

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#96 Mar 3, 2013
From the OBAMA THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER thread:
Unbiased Chargers Fan wrote:
...be very careful with this Troll. I am very close to becoming the most popular poster on all of Topix by ridding this site of him once and for all. The Anti Troll has been utilizing this state of the art spyware on peoples computers. Anyone that either replies to his posts or sends him a private message is putting their PC in great danger. When I get more info from the anti crime cyber dept, I will let you know. Its believed he has infected at least 35 posters within the past week
"anti crime cyber dept"! YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! I'mlaughing so hard over here, I'm almost crying! 1 more lie to add to the new bracket poll. I just need 3 more.

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#97 Mar 3, 2013
One more bump before bed.

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#98 Mar 3, 2013
"anti crime cyber dept"

I can't stop laughing at that one.

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#99 Mar 4, 2013
As it turns out, both Unbiased & Momma have done more to bump this poll to the top of the list than any of the voters have & we've been pulling in voters from all over Topix to let their voices be heard. The private messages keep coming as we slowly (but to no surprise) see how many people know just how full of shit Unbiased really is. One poster's description, "Unbiased Charger Fag" is my personal favorite.

“Stay cool!!!!!”

Since: May 08

New York, NY

#100 Mar 4, 2013
Its close!!!!
Wun Hung Lo

AOL

#101 Mar 4, 2013
jimi-yank wrote:
Its close!!!!
Ret's Go Mets !!!

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#102 Mar 4, 2013
It's a neck-and-neck race!
Paul Yanks

Phoenix, AZ

#103 Mar 4, 2013
jimi-yank wrote:
Its close!!!!
Congressman leads magickrat 55-51 in a very tight race.....

“Stay cool!!!!!”

Since: May 08

New York, NY

#104 Mar 4, 2013
Paul Yanks wrote:
<quoted text>Congressman leads magickrat 55-51 in a very tight race.....


I just voted for the rat!!!

kind of perfect as unbiased is a rat...
Paul Yanks

Phoenix, AZ

#105 Mar 4, 2013
jimi-yank wrote:
<quoted text>
I just voted for the rat!!!
kind of perfect as unbiased is a rat...
That he is.....but I voted Congressman...a typical lie from unbiased outta nowhere desperate in a worse way as he was getting his ass handed to him......than stupid momma came on with his kiss ass bullshit "I can't believe you let that one come out of what you were with stalkers like troll, you need to be more careful" typical momma always telling on himself and unbiased with the stupid games they play.....such idiots......
Paul Yanks

Phoenix, AZ

#106 Mar 4, 2013
jimi-yank wrote:
<quoted text>
its the typical response..
as for momma, nope..what he does is hide for a while and use his multiple phony profiles..
he is scared of you, trust me...he has several he is worried about
his racism is going to catch up to him.
momma always does that with me....soon as I come on bam he hides right away like the true coward he is......fat boy is afraid of his own fat shadow.....

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